I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 151: You’re Only After My Chicken Feed!
So Cheng Zhirang was the second to go on, carrying the small item he had chosen, and sat across from Guan Yu and Li Yang.
On the table was a tub of sour and spicy noodles.
He pushed the sour and spicy noodles over with a blank expression. Even from his expressionless look, you could vaguely sense a bit of speechlessness.
Then he said, "I think this is what you guys really need." 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦
Just a tub of sour and spicy noodles, yet with an expression like a mafia boss exchanging ten billion in cash.
But in the next second, Cheng Zhirang told everyone his performance was not just this.
"With this, you don’t have to steal my leftover bread crumbs anymore, okay?"
Guan Yu & Li Yang: "???"
How come this character interaction involves accusing people falsely?
Mu Qiu couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter.
The others were also sitting by watching the three in the middle laugh, leaning forward and backward, with some hugging tatami cushions and falling onto the floor.
Guan Yu speechlessly said: "You’re still strong, Brother Cheng. But falsely accusing us like this, we can only say goodbye to the product you introduced."
Cheng Zhirang: "Are you sure about that?"
He reached out and pinched the edge of the tub of sour and spicy noodles, slowly dragging it back.
"I’ve checked, behind that Ukiyo-e curtain over there, there’s a place to get hot water."
The sour and spicy noodles were intercepted in the middle.
Guan Yu and Li Yang each grabbed one side, pried Cheng Zhirang’s hand away, and pulled the sour and spicy noodles back.
"We changed our minds. This product is really great, your introduction was really great, emotionally engaging, good attitude, affordable price. I very much want to purchase it. And I hope those later on can promote more products like this to us."
Mu Qiu: "I’ve never seen someone lie so brazenly."
[Hahahahahahahahaha I can’t take it anymore!]
[Mu Qiu: I am who I am, summarizing and elevating the theme of the text effortlessly]
[Brother Cheng really found a good item! What would two people who skipped breakfast have a desire to buy? Of course, food!]
[Brother Mei Yan looks good even with a blank expression, sob sob sob sob]
[Huai is too cute?! That adorable flip phone, if they don’t want it, they can give it to mama!]
[Previous commenter, I suspect you’ve become a fan mom just to swindle that prehistoric phone]
[Maybe the person calling this 6’2" guy "kid" is only 4’9"]
[...What a cruel truth]
[Brother Cheng is really amazing, is he the MVP of this episode again?]
[Speaking of which, I seem to have only seen that red armband on his arm at the beginning, did Brother hide it later?]
[Brother Cheng: Don’t ask, if you ask, I secretly threw it away]
[Guan Yu is really a talent, make up lies just like that, and can even use so many idioms then look ahead to the future]
[It’s simply a model for college entrance examination compositions]
[I’ve already noticed something strange about Mu Qiu, my intuition tells me, something’s gonna happen]
[The bombshell duo, come on! Wake me up laughing early in the morning!]
Mu Qiu casually responded, Guan Yu glared at her: "Daring to say that about my sour and spicy noodles...No, daring to say that about Brother Cheng, you’re next!"
"Are you serious?"
"A promise is a promise!"
"I hope you won’t regret it."
Cheng Zhirang knelt on the tatami mats, his upper body straight, turning sideways to look at her with a face full of confidence, eyes smiling, and got up to give her a spot.
Mu Qiu twisted her neck and cracked her fingers, then sat down.
Sitting down, she lowered her head, her long ponytail cascading forward covering half of her face, she didn’t speak or move, just silently lowered her head for half a minute.
Then she looked up, and tears came instantly.
Guan Yu and Li Yang both leaned back simultaneously.
Li Yang: "Starting with such strong emotions is unnecessary, right?"
Guan Yu: "Tears come instantly, did you secretly put in eye drops?! Emma, I suddenly have strong interest in this product."
The other people started laughing again, but only Cheng Zhirang expressed surprise at her instant emotional display.
Acting-wise, when it comes to this kind of comedic show, even they as actors can’t cry on command, she’s untrained yet can do it.
Moreover, when she starts crying, those eyes start turning red, eye corners with a beautiful blush.
Very few actors cry beautifully, usually close-up shots of crying eyes show fatigue and heavy makeup, clean and beautiful crying eyes like this are rare in the entertainment circle.
He analyzed her with an actor’s mindset while Mu Qiu, already in emotion, glanced up at the ceiling.
Swallowing once, eyebrows knit together.
Guan Yu: "Why aren’t you starting your lines yet? We’re busy checking out the product, if it doesn’t attract us in three seconds, it doesn’t have anything appealing."
Mu Qiu looked at her with a sad expression.
"I knew it, you never loved me at all."
Guan Yu: "???"
Li Yang couldn’t control his eyes rolling: "You two, when did this happen?"
Guan Yu: "I got it, she’s trying to force the plot to fit her expression, ’cause the product isn’t working."
Li Yang: "What plot?"
Guan Yu: "The plot of Cinderella and Prince breaking up?"
The two of them even started to chat, Mu Qiu suddenly sprung up, slammed the table!
Guan Yu and Li Yang startled with a shiver.
"You don’t love me! But I invested so much emotion! Didn’t I treat you well?! I even demean myself to raise chickens for you free of charge!"
She inhaled deeply, in utmost sadness, tears streaming down, slammed the object in her arms onto the table.
"But you?! You just wanted free feed from my farm! I ran out of feed and you broke up with me! Fine, break up if you want, but why must you harass my chickens every day?! What did I do wrong to you?!"
Guan Yu gaped open-mouthed, near falling over, looking at the mini Alipay farm chicken on the table, stammering out:
"...Such an outrageous plot."
The little chick’s eyes were fittingly crossing circles and X marks, indicating this chicken got knocked out.
Thinking of fainting, growing white hair, and eternity, one wouldn’t think there’s such a sorrowful topic in the world.
Silence fell in the small room for a moment, then three seconds later, unprecedented laughter erupted.
Even Cheng Zhirang couldn’t help but laugh out loud, grinning brightly.
Laughter echoed like thunder, the cameramen holding cameras couldn’t keep their hands steady, the director put the loudspeaker down, laughing while covering his mouth, shaking uncontrollably.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"My god, what is this thing hahahahahahaha!"
"It’s also tough for you, Mu Qiu! To think of something like this!"
"Sister Guan Yu, don’t hit me while laughing hahahahahaha!"
"Really so sad, so crying, so tears...hahahahahaha!"
"Mu Qiu you’re incredible! Switch to being a comedy actress!"
Everyone’s reaction sufficiently highlighted the issue.
Mu Qiu took a deep breath, picked up the mini farm chicken and patted it.
Live show peak, all set.
