I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 188: What Kind of Eyesores Are You?

Mu Qiu was the third one to go out.

She was wearing the "long boots" of a Female Knight, with a thin brown whip fastened around her waist, holding the little bag Cheng Zhirang gave her, and cheerfully running outside.

Thank the readers for sparing her life and giving her such a perfect identity!

Running from the first-floor lobby to outside the door, she was faced with two eyesores next to a row of cameras.

She came to an abrupt stop and then ran back to the door to hide, pulling out the whip and pointing at them.

"...Whoa! What on earth are those?!"

Guan Yu: "......Let me introduce myself, I am Sailor Moon, the one and only Little Sakura."

Li Yang: "...I am the non-mainstream spiritual dude, the one and only dude."

[Hahahahahaha dying of laughter, pounding the table!]

[Mu Qiu’s reaction killed me!!!]

[Two stall vendors cosplaying met the real store goods]

[Hahahahahahahaha I’m literally dying]

[To be fair, Mu Qiu looks great, her makeup is beautiful]

[The Female Knight almost drew her blade to deal with these two fakes]

[Absolutely hilarious, a gold-chain-wearing non-mainstream guy, and a pink adult Little Sakura... my eyes are watering]

[Sorry Guan Yu! The feathers weren’t intentional, we didn’t expect the show crew to be so accurate in restoration hahahahaha]

[Mu Qiu, don’t be so pleased yet, you’ll soon understand our creativity]

[This scene can go down as one of the top three in this show]

[My laughter woke up the renovation crew next door, then they woke up my parents, now two middle-aged people are at the door, wanting to deal with me, what do I do]

[Hahahahahaha]

[All I can do now is laugh hahahahaha]

[Mu Qiu really suits the Female Knight look, those eyebrows and eyes, I’m envious]

[Ever since I saw Li Yang and Guan Yu, I’ve been waiting for this moment]

[Mu Qiu: Jumped up in fright]

[I don’t believe it! This isn’t Sailor Moon! My original image of Little Sakura is fading]

[After this episode, I might not remember what the original Little Sakura looks like]

[This pink petal skirt was my favorite back then... Touya, come quickly and take this fake Little Sakura away!]

[Early morning’s first laughter, my face is cramping]

[...]

After hearing their introductions, Mu Qiu couldn’t take it anymore. She closed her eyes to relieve the burden on them and then walked around them with a face full of disdain, sincerely asking, "Is it because the show crew can’t afford normal clothes?"

Li Yang: "I think the crew is too rich, that’s why they added so many gold chains to me."

Guan Yu: "It doesn’t matter if the crew is rich or not; they’ve lost their hearts."

Mu Qiu, holding back her laughter, walked a little closer.

"Sister Guan Yu, that pink petal skirt of yours is really... and your bun hairdo..."

Guan Yu made a pause gesture: "Please stop your evaluation. I don’t want to hear it. If all evaluations and mirrors stay away from me, I can deceive myself."

"Okay," Mu Qiu laughed as she turned to Li Yang, "Li Yang, your wig... pffft hahahahaha, did you offend your fans or the show crew?!"

This dramatic non-mainstream style was really amusing.

Li Yang smoothed the wig covering one side of his eyes, giving a bitter smile: "It’s my expectations of them that were too big."

"Hahahaha, I can’t take it! Let me laugh first!"

Guan Yu & Li Yang: Heartbroken to the point of distortion, losing hope in life.

After laughing enough, Mu Qiu straightened up, rubbing her aching cheeks, and sincerely commented: "Today is definitely your spotlight, good luck!"

Guan Yu gave a fake laugh, pulled at the outermost layer of her red long coat, with a face full of envy.

"This looks nice worn, just draped like that? Can you take it off for me to wear?"

Mu Qiu pulled back, "Such a beautiful dress, you have to show its full beauty to everyone."

"You can tell a lie with an open eye."

Guan Yu gave up on the coat and looked at the white cross-collared ru skirt layer in the middle and the white belt around her waist.

"That waist is quite thin, equivalent to my state after not eating for three days."

From one side, Li Yang followed her gaze and looked toward Mu Qiu’s waist.

Mu Qiu immediately grabbed the red coat to cover, "What are you looking at?! Li Yang, you’re learning the wrong things from Sister Guan Yu!"

Li Yang quickly covered his eyes and turned his back on them.

"Sorry, sorry, it was Sister Guan Yu who taught me!"

Guan Yu: "..."

Partners in crime slandered a good person.

Although very angry, Guan Yu truly envied Mu Qiu’s outfit.

"That red hair ribbon on your head looks great too, you can tell it’s of good quality. Is your hair yours or a wig?"

Mu Qiu: "It’s mine!"

Guan Yu: "Couldn’t tell you had such long and thick hair. Your eyebrows look great too, how many layers are in those lashes?"

Mu Qiu: "...Just one layer! Actually, your makeup looks good too, the big eyes really have a noticeable effect."

Guan Yu: "Thanks, these eyes are almost taking up half my face."

Finally using chit-chat to drown out the mocking sounds, Guan Yu glanced over and saw that the brother cameramen filming them were still laughing, their cheeks flushed while suppressing their laughter. One cameraman on the side was even shaking.

"Hey hey hey, bro, can we talk, could you stop laughing? The camera isn’t steady!"

Stifled laughter came from the circle of photographers.

The accompanying director behind the camera, holding a cardboard box, was covering his mouth while laughing with his shoulders shaking continuously, he never stopped.

Li Yang squatted down again, cradling his chin, with a face devoid of life.

"The director’s about to laugh himself unconscious."

Guan Yu: "Why don’t you ask the camera who’s not laughing? If the makeup artist hadn’t told me that the crew wouldn’t have me do a Sailor Moon magic performance, I would’ve quit today."

Li Yang: "It only took twelve minutes to do today’s makeup! The makeup artist was laughing so much the mask couldn’t hide their smile!"

Too pitiful, Mu Qiu suddenly felt she might be the "noblest" character on site.

The three standing together got a new definition—

One doing chivalrous deeds, flying over eaves and walls, loving strong liquor and eating meat in large bites, possibly with many martial arts masters to talk romance with Female Knight.

With a non-mainstream spiritual dude riding a motorbike collecting bottles, and a middle-aged woman who loves cosplay but couldn’t afford better props cosplaying in cheap outfits, they looked like a scene from a fantasy story about gods coming down to earth to save the world (not literally).

Alright, her outfit gave her too much confidence.

Li Yang squatted for a while, running his hands over the gold-brushed iron chains on his body once again, but the fourth person still hadn’t come out.

"Why is no one coming?"

Mu Qiu looked at the time: "It’s only been five minutes, is your outfit so ugly you’re wishing time would speed up?"

"This was all—..."

Before he could finish talking, distinct footsteps sounded at the door.

The camera once again caught a close-up of a foot.

However, this foot was much more refined compared to Li Yang’s.

Shiny black leather shoes, black socks, black suit pants cuffs, and an ankle with an outstanding line that socks and cuffs could not hide.

It stepped quickly on the green stone slab at the door, the sound as crisp as it was stepping into several people’s hearts.

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The handsome guy is here!

ps: ① The private fan theatre is on Weibo, you can check it out~ ② I got the permissions today, corrected all the typos everyone found (should be) all corrected, thanks for pointing them out and reminding me, mua~

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