I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 189: This Handsome Guy Is Making Me Suffocate
First the feet, then a pair of long legs wrapped in suit pants, and finally the whole person emerged.
Cheng Zhirang walked out in a pure black suit, his bright eyes with a faint smile.
Gold and jade cufflinks, a sapphire-encrusted cross chain brooch, a lapel pin showing only a hint of silver, a double-breasted suit without any wrinkles.
Plus the hair that was obviously meticulously styled, the deepened features, the straight long legs, all combined with a slightly less intense smile than usual, made the two women outside squeal endlessly.
The remaining non-mainstream person shed tears of extreme envy.
[!!!!!!]
[caocaocaocaocaocao!]
[What, is he so handsome that everyone’s language systems have failed?]
[Holding breath for too long while admiring the divine face leading to suffocation]
[I’m going to faint from how handsome he is! How can someone be this handsome!]
[Such an elegant suit brother!]
[These legs... I’m suffocating]
[The blind here are already starting to see light]
[The uninvited toad has arrived, why can’t we reproduce asexually yet]
[Damn, so handsome! These long legs, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and that upward gaze! I’m done for!]
[Brother Huai: My long legs feel a slight threat]
[All my brain can repeat is "This damn thing is nobility" and "No limit to the handsomeness"]
[How come, even with the same suit, I can’t pull off this effect?]
[This whole outfit is all about texture, couldn’t throw money and get this kind of aura]
[This brooch... thirty-three thousand]
[Cufflinks, brooch, lapel pin, double-breasted... I think I’ve already fainted under his pant legs]
[Cried from his handsomeness, Brother Cheng’s beauty kills me!]
[Though, shouldn’t the female guests’ screams be a bit too enthusiastic?]
[Yangyang: Originally thought I didn’t pay the production team, turns out my fans didn’t like seeing me handsome]
[I just want to know! What identity did Cheng Zhi give Brother Mei Yan!? Is it a vampire aristocrat?!]
[Absolutely stunning!]
[Guan Yu and Mu Qiu were staring blankly, Guan Yu almost pulled off Mu Qiu’s belt from excitement]
In fact, Guan Yu almost pulled off Mu Qiu’s belt, she nearly fainted from holding her breath.
When Cheng Zhirang approached them by two steps, she simply rolled her eyes back and fainted straight backward.
Mu Qiu frantically caught her, "Sister Guan Yu, is Brother Cheng’s face a laser beam that made you collapse so quickly?"
Guan Yu exaggeratedly gasped, "Hurry... I need... need fast-acting heart pills."
"I don’t have heart pills, but I got a bottle called miracle drug named DDT in the streets, will that wake you up?"
"..."
Guan Yu stood up on her own, started lavishly praising Cheng Zhirang who was already approaching.
"Brother Cheng, your outfit is just too handsome! Did Cheng Zhi spend money on power-ups? Why is there such a big difference in our outfit levels?!"
The stunning smile of Cheng Zhirang passed over Mu Qiu and landed on Guan Yu, his gaze noticeably hesitated.
"Your identity is......"
Guan Yu awkwardly chuckled twice, twirling her floral petal dress: "Brother Cheng, didn’t you figure it out? I’m Magic Fairy... oops, I’m Sailor Moon?"
"... Sailor, Moon?"
Mu Qiu volunteered to be commentary from the side: "Little Sakura with traces of age after adulthood."
Guan Yu: "...... Who asked you to explain?! Shut up shut up shut up!"
Mu Qiu dodged her wild attacks, sidestepped, Cheng Zhirang naturally took a small step to the side and discreetly blocked Guan Yu.
Guan Yu faced his face and this outfit, feeling so inferior she crouched down and covered her face.
"Compared to Brother Cheng I’m just a poor college student who loves cosplaying! This story’s background just shifted from high society to a campus summer festival!"
Cheng Zhirang stifled his laughter to comfort her, "Actually, it’s alright, still looks slimming."
His comment was heartfelt.
Though Guan Yu dressed in a floral petal dress as Sailor Moon made people feel like laughing.
Setting aside the name Guan Yu, this kind of petal skirt dressed like an A-line, paired with a cute bun hairstyle, and the butterfly knot-like button at the neckline actually looked pretty good after taking a second look.
Such gentle words about being slimming, Guan Yu felt comforted, adjusted the pink butterfly knot at her neckline, and spoke to the camera:
"All my pink allotments after adulthood are used up today, I never want to wear pink again."
After speaking, she flashed a gleeful expression and introduced her similarly oddly dressed partner to Cheng Zhirang.
"Brother Cheng, today, I’m not the only one with a somewhat strange identity......"
"Sister Guan Yu I beg you shut up!!!"
Li Yang crouching down trying to dodge the camera shouted while holding his head.
Guan Yu made an innocent expression, walked over to pull him up.
"How come you confessed in advance? Come on, don’t be embarrassed, stand up and show yourself to Brother Cheng, maybe Brother Cheng will recognize your beauty differently?"
Li Yang despaired, pulled by her in front of Cheng Zhirang, face to face with a man full of texture.
"...... Brother Cheng, hello." It’s so damn embarrassing! He used to be a stage prince, now he’s just a wannabe teen at the village corner!
The semi-permanent smile of Cheng Zhirang held for a long time but was finally broken.
He slightly turned his head to laugh into his hand, then looked back at Li Yang, giving a genuine appraisal.
"This neckline is a bit too open, huh."
"...... Is, is it? I feel so too, a bit."
Guan Yu & Mu Qiu: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Laughing and bending backward and forward, laughter like crowing, laughter startled the birds on branches outside the Ancient City.
The photographer and other staff turned their backs laughing tremblingly, the scene was full of laughter.
Shu Ran came out shaking a fan, almost thinking she walked into the wrong place.
She stepped out in heels at the entrance for a second then retreated, peeked out again for a look.
Confirmed it was indeed the first filming location, she lightly held her fan against her chin, gracefully walked out.
"Why is everyone laughing...... pfft!"
The fan couldn’t cover her expression, she quickly turned her head back, almost twisted her heels.
Guan Yu’s laughter suddenly stopped, but Mu Qiu laughed even louder.
"Hahahahahahahaha! Sister Guan Yu, you scared Sister Shu Ran into an expression change!"
Her laughter was so contagious even Guan Yu couldn’t help but laugh at herself.
"Was it really, really that funny? Huh?"
Li Yang: "I also feel I’m not quite funny, but it’s tolerable upon prolonged viewing."
Shu Ran disguised her laughter, adjusted her expression, turned back to ask them, "Is that right?"
"Li Yang, the only comfort I can give you is just now standing with Brother Cheng, the sparkling brilliance on you completely obscured Brother Cheng as a person."
"Eyes full of my brilliance?"
"When the sun comes out, your gold chain reflects light."
"......?"
The human laughter machine sounded again.
"Hahahahahahahaha dying of laughter!"
"Hahahahaha Li Yang’s expression froze!"
