I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 194: Wind Chaser

Guan Yu drew a luxury four-wheeler, so excited that her performance enthusiasm surged.

She turned to face everyone and delivered a "winning speech" in front of the camera.

"First of all, I would like to thank everyone for your humility and congratulations. Getting a luxury four-wheeler really requires a lot of luck, and I am surprised that I am the lucky one."

"Secondly, as a very versatile girl, attending this event in full dress does indeed require such a vehicle. My temperament really matches with a luxury car like this. Thanks to the generous gift from the show team. Thank you."

Mu Qiu, in a chilly tone: "Sister Guan Yu, who told you that this phrase describes a luxury car?"

Guan Yu pretended to lift her princess dress and walked over with a catwalk: "I know you’re really jealous of my luck now."

"I’m even jealous that the night light illuminates your beauty."

She was just relying on the sixth sense of the original author, feeling there was definitely a twist.

Soon, her sixth sense was realized.

The staff brought over this "large-capacity, passenger-carrying, fast-speed, wind-chasing" luxury car.

It boasted a chiseled face, sleek body lines, brand-new attire, colors as vibrant as a fluttering red flag, and a uniquely stylish headlight, high shields, all showcasing its surprisingly stunning looks.

Mu Qiu’s eyes showed admiration as she looked at the red three-wheeler that pulled up and sincerely praised, "This is indeed a large capacity and fast speed. Wonderful!"

Almost immediately, the live stream barrage quickly filled the entire screen.

[I also want to say, wonderful!]

[Woah, haha, I’m gonna yue, each one more hilarious than the last!]

[What a high-end cargo tricycle, obviously rented new by the program team]

[What a large capacity, passenger-carrying, wind-chasing luxury high-end car, I wouldn’t believe any other car could chase the wind!]

[Good gracious, put this in the center spot of any car show tour, and I’ll definitely support it]

[Truly wind-chasing! Back then, I drove this car and the wind blew my face into paralysis]

[Even the staff’s laughter can be heard, hahaha burp]

[Program team: This perfectly fits every piece of information, /innocent]

[So next I’m gonna see Sailor Moon driving a tricycle?]

[Hahaha this is too funny! Sailor Moon driving a tricycle!]

[Guan Yu: Just pretend I was farting just now]

[Guan Yu: I’m still too young, can’t guess these peculiar thoughts of the program’s middle-aged crew]

[This might be the best case of joy turning into sorrow, Guan Yu, go well]

[Riding the wind across the world, knockout motorbike, just have to be a different tricycle]

[Laughed till the botox I just got cracked

[Laughed so hard my face went stiff and my boyfriend thought it was a post-surgery side effect]

[I bet Li Yang must be enjoying this moment]

[Let me speak for Li Yang — hahahahaha even less reliable than mine!]

Guan Yu was in shock and couldn’t snap out of it for a long time.

She covered her budding hair, mouth agape, eyes blank, staring at the new tricycle, feeling mentally tormented by the show team.

Her luxury car was gone, gone! Where will her graceful petal skirt go?! Ride a tricycle into the city? Is that something Sailor Moon would do?!

A young girl maintaining world peace, why should she be paired with a tricycle?! Can a tricycle take her to save the world?!

Mu Qiu and Shu Ran’s laughter next to her almost pierced her eardrums, along with Cheng Zhirang’s not-so-hidden snicker, the director beyond the camera laughing himself silly...

Guan Yu looked at the sky, trying hard not to let sad tears fall.

"Can I apply to walk in? I think I can go in without transportation, and it would help me get fit for world-saving."

The director kept laughing, hiccupped, and managed to answer her: "No way."

"As Brother Huai put it, you have to follow the game rules."

Guan Yu groaned in frustration, squatting down and holding her head: "I’d rather trade with Li Yang! I was wrong, eager to mock Li Yang before finishing watching, all my fault!"

The laughter echoed three and a half rounds around the venue.

Mu Qiu, having laughed enough, rubbing her sore cheeks, circled around Guan Yu and the tricycle, saying:

"Actually, this vehicle is really quite nice, Sister Guan Yu, you said something earlier, which I particularly agree with, still now."

Guan Yu looked at her warily: "Which sentence?"

Though knowing deep down that no good thing would come of it, she couldn’t resist asking.

Mu Qiu, with a sincere and earnest attitude: "Your temperament indeed quite matches this vehicle."

"...Can’t you stop summarizing without talking? Will you go into intermittent shock?"

Mu Qiu shrugged, "If you don’t believe me, you can ask Sister Shu Ran and Brother Cheng, or ride the tricycle into the city and chat with Brother Huai and Li Yang."

Guan Yu: I shouldn’t be here, I should be in the city.

She mourned for two seconds, still not giving up, trying to ask the director some unsolvable matters to change his mind.

"Director, can’t you reconsider? This dress, the hairstyle you designed for me today, this color, really deserves a more high-end vehicle!"

The director was unmoved.

Her eyes rolled, and she quickly added: "Hey, the main thing is, I don’t know how to ride! I can’t drive a tricycle!"

Ending with a smirk, her face lit up like she had already escaped the tricycle.

The director replied considerately: "No problem, we have a master who can teach you."

"..."

In the end, Guan Yu hopelessly accepted the reality and stumbled towards the tricycle.

"Please, when you watch this segment, manually play some more solemn music."

Mu Qiu: "Background music from ’The Avengers’ okay? Or do you want something more solemn like the suona from life’s final journey?"

Guan Yu gave her a blank stare, "You’re so capable, be careful, a desperate woman is irrational."

Mu Qiu shrugged.

The master who drove the tricycle came to quickly teach Guan Yu, actually, for someone who can ride a bicycle, driving a tricycle is not particularly difficult, she quickly got the hang of it.

Having learned enough, Guan Yu was just about to ride her cargo tricycle to head to the ends of the earth, when the director suddenly called her back with a megaphone.

"The slip you drew said it was passenger-carrying, the only one among the paper slips. So, Guan Yu, you can choose one person to accompany you on your vehicle."

Guan Yu: Felt like being hit by a Mid-Autumn five-kernel mooncake.

Guan Yu stood next to the tricycle, in disbelief but pleasantly surprised, looking at everyone... or rather at a specific person.

When mentioning someone could accompany her, riding the tricycle to leave for the ends of the earth, the first person she thought of was that one.

Mu Qiu tensed up completely, as soon as she heard the director, she turned and ran!