I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 195 - 95: If I Drive a Three-Wheeler, Will You Still Love Me?

Chapter 195: Chapter 95: If I Drive a Three-Wheeler, Will You Still Love Me?

It really felt like being targeted by a natural enemy for no reason at all, my skin tensed up, and I wanted to dash away without stopping, wishing I could vanish from the camera immediately.

Reacting too quickly, running too fast, the hem of the red dress was lifted by the wind, and the long red ribbon in her hair fluttered, the tail end brushing over Cheng Zhirang’s shoulder.

Cheng Zhirang turned his head to look at the person hiding behind him, turned back to dutifully block Guan Yu in front of him with his body, and smiled gently at Guan Yu,

"Want to choose me?"

Guan Yu tried to make both her expression and tone appear as if she were an innocent child who knew no gossip, saying:

"If it were any other matter, I would definitely choose you, Brother Cheng, but now, I can only grudgingly give you up, it has to be Mu Qiu."

Mu Qiu jumped up from the back, "Why?! I’m not your only choice! Sister Shu Ran is over there!"

Sister Shu Ran, who was suddenly cued, hurriedly refused: "I can’t do it! Have you ever seen anyone wearing a cheongsam sitting on a tricycle?!"

"Cheongsam model, ah!"

Throw it right into the tricycle, rumbling, doesn’t it just get transported to the shop?

Sister Shu Ran rolled her eyes and retreated far away: "Anyway, don’t include me, I’d rather take a children’s bicycle!"

Mu Qiu gritted her teeth and peeked at Guan Yu.

Guan Yu’s expression twisted ferociously, looking at her with an evil grin, fingers making the gesture of a black mountain demon: "Just give in to me! There’s no one more suitable here than you! Have you forgotten? We’re the audience-certified explosive combo!"

"Who wants to team up with someone driving a tricycle in a Sailor Moon costume! Spare me, please!"

Mu Qiu zigzagged to dodge the "black mountain demon’s" capture while staring at Cheng Zhirang’s waist in front, itching to reach out and touch it.

A men’s suit is pretty much the same, so why does this one highlight his waist so much?

With broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs, it looks deliciously tempting.

It’s all because his back view is too attractive; Mu Qiu was caught off guard and grabbed by the wide sleeve of her ancient costume by Guan Yu.

She was pulled back, swaying for two steps to steady herself, but something fell out of the sleeve.

The photographer brother, no wonder he was tacitly acknowledged by sponsors to follow the program, immediately focused the lens on that item.

Cheng Zhirang looked at that thing, was stunned for a second, and immediately looked at Mu Qiu.

Guan Yu, with orchid fingers, picked up the item and shook it in front of Mu Qiu.

"Tsk tsk tsk, where did you steal this from a kindergarten?"

Mu Qiu: "......"

She snatched it back and hung it on herself in one go.

"Can’t I add an extra bag for myself? My outfit can’t hold anything, don’t I have to consider myself?"

Guan Yu: "So you went and stole a little kid’s bag from a kindergarten?"

"... I didn’t steal it from a kid! This is mine!" 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮

"Why are you carrying such a childish bag?"

Mu Qiu furiously adjusted the orientation of the bag, her tone aggrieved: "Though I have a wander-the-world-with-a-sword outfit, there’s still a pure and cute baby dream in my heart, is that not okay?"

Guan Yu: "It’s very okay, I think besides a baby dream, you should have a dream of sitting on a tricycle and seeing the world."

"......" She doesn’t want to!

Guan Yu pulled her towards the tricycle, calling out slogans as she went: "come! Come on baby! Ride with me on this unique chariot and tour the Ancient City!"

Mu Qiu helplessly, foolishly, was dragged away just like that.

She was really silly, really, even when knowing too much teasing will backfire, how did she still "talk big" and offend Guan Yu?

She clearly knew the program team would never give her a horse, why is she still set on it, waiting until now?

Look, now the audience not only gets to see Sailor Moon driving a tricycle but also sees the Female Knight riding a tricycle!!!

Five minutes later.

On the road from the hotel to the Ancient City’s main street, a bright red eye-catching tricycle was speeding along.

There’s a reason for calling it eye-catching, it’s at a level where people would cast "amazed" glances, whether walking on the street or driving a Maserati.

The driver gripping the handlebars wearing a pink petal dress, her hair tied in a bun, with a pink bow at the collar, looked so excited her facial features were popping out.

Behind her, an illegally carried passenger was wearing a dashing Female Knight outfit, an excessively cute childish small bag hanging at the waist, and the red ribbon in her hair fluttering in the wind, both hands clutching the bars, squinting against the chaotic wind.

They’re like low-budget cosplayers escaping from crime.

The adult Little Sakura in front was shouting against the wind to inquire about the passenger’s riding experience.

"Exciting?! Is the speed fast?! Will you love me if I drive a tricycle?"

Mu Qiu shouted back at a higher volume from the back: "I’ll love your ghost!!!"

"I pedal a tricycle in this outfit to collect scrap and support you, and you don’t love me?!"

"You dress up as an adult Little Sakura riding a tricycle and expect me to love you! You think I’m a peddler who gets excited at the sight of a tricycle?!"

"Alright then! If you don’t love, then don’t! Isn’t my driving skill good?! Let me show you an instant drift!"

"...... I love! I love you!!! We’re the best-matched explosive combo in the world!"

The scene was hard to describe; the photographer on the sidelines capturing the blooper was laughing so much they bent down.

The tricycle speeding section raised a breeze, almost blowing some people’s bangs up.

And the live stream barrage filled the screen a second time.

[Pfft— I almost spat out my face]

[The magic of this scene can rival the old cow’s vigorous plowing in its final moments]

[Whoa hahahahahaha I’ve been watching for half an hour and I’ve been laughing the whole time]

[As expected! I said Guan Yu and Mu Qiu wouldn’t let us down hhhhh]

[It’s too wonderful, too wonderful, I can’t help but applaud both of them]

[I want this tricycle, if my tricycle ten years ago had such speed, how could I still be without a wife now]

[Hahahahaha my mouth is about to laugh into a semi-permanent smile!]

[Sailor Moon driving a tricycle... My eyes are watering from the spice]

[The Female Knight wouldn’t have imagined that her transmigrated treatment would involve sitting on a tricycle and being forcibly loved]

[Mu Qiu’s little bag is kind of cute actually]

[I think so too! That bag is the divine artifact for posing as young!]

[Mu Qiu: Love! I love, isn’t that enough?! Just drive well!]

[Mu Qiu: Submitted to life]

[No more talking, I’m going to snatch my three-year-old sister’s bag]

[When the tricycle emerged, I was just thinking, this vehicle has to carry a Mu Qiu!]

[Mu Qiu: Let’s ride the tricycle gallantly, loving freely and easily]

[Mu Qiu just now hiding behind Brother Cheng, and Brother Cheng was quite doting... Such a gentle and helpful brother, my teeth are aching from envy]

[Hahahahahahahaha laughing to the point of growing crow’s feet, you deserve it!]

[Burst out laughing so hard my mom slapped me]

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A little spoiler.

Director: (shouting into the walkie-talkie) Who was watching her? How did you let her sneak back? What if she’s hiding a phone?!

Staff: We didn’t expect her to be so cunning, she promised to be downstairs for filming immediately!

Two hours later.

Director: (again shouting into the walkie-talkie) Didn’t you say she only took a kindergarten bag?! Where did this come from?!