I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 197: Shu Ran: I’m Here

Cheng Zhirang walked over, and the four people on either side automatically parted in the middle to make room for him.

He naturally stood in the line and asked Mu Qiu and Guan Yu, "How was it coming over just now?"

He mainly asked Mu Qiu.

Guan Yu had just learned to drive a tricycle. Although there were crew members and a medical team behind the cameras all the way, accidents are unpredictable.

If something really happened on the road, judging by the personalities of the two girls, they probably wouldn’t say anything, and keeping it to themselves would only make it worse.

Mu Qiu shook her head, and Guan Yu shook her head too.

Guan Yu: "The whole way, it was laughter and warmth, not a single issue at all!"

Mu Qiu added humorously: "But with Brother Cheng’s concern, we are deeply touched."

Guan Yu wrapped it up: "Yes! Super touched! Brother Cheng, can I love you?"

Cheng Zhirang laughed warmly: "If you have to ask permission to love, then you probably aren’t sincere."

"So, can I love silently?"

"Since I won’t know anyway," Cheng Zhirang laughed, "so I can only say, suit yourself?"

Guan Yu pretended to clutch her chest and fall backward.

Mu Qiu, pretending to be a normal bystander, caught Guan Yu, "Brother Cheng, should I let go or press her philtrum?"

Cheng Zhirang raised an eyebrow: "Then press the philtrum."

"Okay, I think so too."

Saying this, she aimed her thumb at the area above Guan Yu’s lip.

Guan Yu took a big gasp and stood up like a carp flipping out of the water: "The heart hurt by Brother Cheng is healed again."

Li Yang rolled his eyes dramatically.

He looked at the road they came from and curiously asked Cheng Zhirang, "Brother Cheng, what did Sister Shu Ran pick?"

Shi Yuhuai glanced at him with downcast eyes: "He was in front, how could he see what Shu Ran picked?"

Li Yang realized and laughed dryly twice, "Right, haha."

In such awkward moments, he just wanted to scratch his head, but when he put his hand up, he could only feel an uncannily smooth emo wig, so he awkwardly put his hand down and smiled foolishly at the camera.

... How embarrassing! Did someone suck away his already lacking IQ of 250?!

He was done for, stagehands were leaving en masse as his charisma and intelligence sapped away.

"Actually, I was the last to pick," Cheng Zhirang suddenly said, "Shu Ran picked first, but the transportation she got is a bit... well, a bit unique."

"Unique?"

Who among them didn’t get something unique besides Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai?

Okay, to be precise, everyone’s pick was quite unique, just in different ways. For example, Cheng Zhirang and Li Yang’s picks, though different, resulted in vastly contrasting effects—one a foolish, idiotic youth, the other an elegant, beautiful noble.

So when the word "unique" was mentioned, Mu Qiu, Guan Yu, and Li Yang all showed extreme interest, nearly twisted with excitement.

"How unique was it?"

"So what exactly did she pick? It can’t be like Li Yang’s, right?"

"How unique is it, compared to a tricycle?"

"Is she going to have to ride a horse in a qipao?! Or do the splits in high heels?"

"Is your meningitis from twenty years ago not cured yet? What mode of transportation requires doing the splits to ride?"

"...Fine."

Cheng Zhirang laughed as he watched the three of them banter back and forth. When no one spoke anymore, he slowly and calmly answered: "The transport she got is a bit slow but requires no physical effort, so it’s actually more suitable for this Ancient City than ours."

Guan Yu exclaimed, "Brother Cheng also learned how to create drama effects, can’t you disclose a little more detail?"

"No need," Shi Yuhuai raised his chin and gestured across, "She’s coming."

A group of people craned their necks to look.

Only to see a cart... Oh no, a donkey cart slowly approaching.

A donkey in front was nibbling on straw, leisurely trotting along the cobblestone road, dragging the wooden plank cart behind, snorting occasionally.

The wooden plank cart being dragged behind was extremely crude, looking like just two planks cobbled together, with a guardrail so low it was only on one side.

Shu Ran, dressed in a qipao and styled like a Republican-era diva, sat sideways on it with a sullen face.

The wooden wheels of the donkey cart bounced as they passed over raised parts of the cobblestones, causing Shu Ran to jolt along with it, eyes closed and gripping the only guardrail as if wanting to crush the cart.

The crew present: "?"

[Hahaha oh my god omg omg omg]

[Hahaha Shu Ran on a donkey cart!!! A sight to behold!]

[Ahhahahahaha! Laughed until I sang antiphonally with the other mountain top!]

[Laughed until my beastly voice broke, can you imagine it, folks!]

[Never thought series No. 6—Shu Ran riding a donkey cart in a qipao]

[I can see a tsundere expression on the face of this unruly donkey]

[This donkey’s speed is lacking, I thought it’d run like Guan Yu on her tricycle]

[My gosh, is the person in front serious?! The donkey runs like Guan Yu’s tricycle... hahahaha, I’m already dying just imagining it!]

[The donkey runs and bounces Shu Ran off the cart behind, right?]

[Shu Ran: This isn’t the self-returning vibe I wanted!]

[Ever since joining the show, Li Yang is no longer Li Yang, and Shu Ran is no longer Shu Ran either]

[Production team: You can look good, but staying good forever isn’t an option]

[What kind of bizarre imagination is this, I’m dating lately, can I meet the show’s scriptwriters?]

[I really admire it, was this the fans’ idea or the production team’s?]

[How could Shufu Jia allow Shu Ran to sit in a qipao on a donkey cart?! Although it’s really hilarious hahahahahahahah!]

[Time to search for expressions of shock, I’m wordless and can only laugh all day long]

[Except for Brother Cheng, that whole line of people had their hairlines flying in shock]

[And the staff, see it? The corner of the lens, laughing until almost unconscious...]

The barrage of laughter was so overwhelming it filled the entire screen, as this scene truly exceeded everyone’s imagination.

Mu Qiu tried hard to suppress her upturned lips: "... Ah, this..."

Li Yang: "This cart, indeed, is a bit unique."

The production team even got a donkey cart, what a big move!

"Indeed, as Brother Cheng said, although it’s a bit slow, it frees up your hands," Guan Yu had to admire the tactics of the production team,

"Every vehicle was mismatched with the driver’s aura, the production team was ’thoughtful’ indeed."

As the donkey cart got closer, Shu Ran had already closed her eyes, refusing to face the camera, raising a fan to hide her face.

Despite laughing for so long before, who knew the production team would be so inconsiderate, and she’d draw something so bizarre!!

She just wanted to grab a loudspeaker and yell at the director, have you ever seen any refined-route actress, sitting in a qipao on a donkey cart?!!!

She’s participated in so many variety shows, yet here she was, experiencing utter speechlessness and a desire to die on the spot.

Production team, you’ve done well.