I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 196: Someone Like You, I Usually Buy for 5 Yuan Each
When the cool electric tricycle carrying two seemingly eccentric people arrived at the filming location in the Ancient City center, Mu Qiu felt she was beyond love.
No matter how good the quality of the tricycle was, it still jostled on these ancient roads. After roaring here, her entire skeleton felt like it was rattling.
Not sure if a Female Knight with osteoporosis could still uphold justice and save the world.
As soon as Guan Yu stopped the tricycle, there was a sudden burst of exaggerated laughter from within the semicircle formed by the photographers.
"Hahahahahaha two crazy girls driving a tricycle!!!"
Guan Yu paused her action of stepping off and looked expressionlessly at the punk kid in the crowd.
Li Yang laughed so hard his wig was shaking, his gold chains clinking loudly, reflecting light everywhere and blinding people’s eyes.
Guan Yu forced a smile and said, "This tricycle is meant to collect things like you. Usually, for someone shining with such cheap gold, I’d only pay five bucks for one."
While speaking, she spread her legs wide and shook them, supporting her right hand on her knee, tilting her head with a domineering tone. Her words sounded like a junk collector, yet her demeanor was akin to a mafia boss.
Li Yang was stunned for a moment, then turned to ask Shi Yuhuai, "What does she mean?"
Shi Yuhuai gave him a look that said he wouldn’t help, and then walked towards the tricycle.
He then reached out a hand to Mu Qiu.
Mu Qiu, about to perform a Female Knight landing, froze as she saw the long hand extended in front of her, ready to jump.
Then she took two steps back, watching him warily, "Brother Huai, we still have old grudges. No alliances."
Shi Yuhuai: "... I’m not."
"Then, then, we agreed no retaliation."
Shi Yuhuai simply withdrew his hand and turned back without a word.
Mu Qiu’s hand, which was just about to be extended, hung there awkwardly, staring in shock at the retreating figure.
".... Brother Huai..."
[Hahahahaha Shi Yuhuai acting gentlemanly for once!]
[Shi Yuhuai: Really hurt my feelings]
[Shi Yuhuai: I thought we were from the same era, so I tried to be gentlemanly just this once, don’t overthink it]
[Hahaha I added melancholic wind sounds imagining Mu Qiu in my mind!]
[Mu Qiu: Sorry Brother Huai, it’s my fault for accidentally ruining your gentleness]
[Mu Qiu is probably thinking: Can I have another chance, Brother Huai?]
[The two from the same time era have now split up hahaha]
[A brief love-hate drama played out beside the electric tricycle by the only two in ancient costumes]
[Mu Qiu thought it was a chase drama, didn’t expect the other was performing mutual aid]
[This is what happens when information isn’t fully exchanged]
[Hahahaha it’s not supposed to be funny, but it’s hilarious!]
Finally, Mu Qiu jumped down by herself, finally freed from that stylish tricycle.
After jumping down, she ran towards Shi Yuhuai, "Brother Huai, Brother Huai, let me explain!"
Shi Yuhuai didn’t speak, kept his hands behind his back, and avoided her.
Shi Yuhuai: I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
Mu Qiu chased after him but, relying on his long legs, Shi Yuhuai managed to walk two laps around her, never letting her touch his clothing.
She supported herself on Guan Yu’s shoulder, catching her breath, saying to Shi Yuhuai, "Brother Huai have you decided? Are we time travelers breaking up beside this electric tricycle?"
Shi Yuhuai didn’t even gasp for breath, his long hair tied with a golden crown fluttering, and his dark red tight outfit emphasizing his superior figure.
He glanced down at Mu Qiu, "A physiological disadvantage is hard to overcome without practice."
Mu Qiu slowly looked down at her own legs, "......"
Damn it, same era, but they’re in a death feud!
Next to them, Li Yang and Guan Yu watched, comforting Mu Qiu together.
Guan Yu: "Why bother Qiuqiu, it’s a natural advantage. No need, really no need."
Li Yang also leaned over, "You ran two laps without catching even a thread, your running style was a bit odd, while Brother Huai just walked."
Mu Qiu: "Li Yang, stop talking, it’s too blinding, it hurts my ears."
Li Yang instinctively touched his flowing wig, pressing down the bangs, two seconds later, he realized she wasn’t talking about his wig but his gold chains, so he covered them instead.
Rolling his eyes exasperatedly, "Any gold chain can hurt your ears?"
Mu Qiu pretended to dust herself off, calmly saying, "Just like when Sister Guan Yu sings it hurts my eyes, your golden glint hurting my ears is just as strange?"
Li Yang couldn’t help recalling Sister Guan Yu’s performance from the last episode...
"Comparatively, it makes perfect sense."
Guan Yu: "......"
You think you’re funny?
After a round of mutual injury, the four finally quieted down.
Soon, on the main road leading to them, the silhouette of a fifth person appeared.
A person on a vintage bicycle entered the shot on this side.
Standing first in line, Shi Yuhuai, followed by Li Yang, craned his head to look out.
Behind him, Guan Yu and Mu Qiu had to tiptoe forward a bit to see, unconsciously forming the best formation for young men admiring a beauty.
Guan Yu: "The height of this vintage bicycle, if I sat sideways on the backseat, my feet wouldn’t touch the ground."
Li Yang: "This brand-new vintage bicycle, even with a red ribbon on it... how can someone riding it be so handsome?!"
Mu Qiu: "Oh my god, really handsome!"
Li Yang turned to look at her, the golden wig bangs covering half his face, "Am I not handsome?"
Mu Qiu, eyes still glued to Cheng Zhirang on the vintage bicycle, waved her hand dismissively, "Handsome, you’re so handsome it makes me feel sick."
"...Mu Qiu, open your eyes and look at me first!"
"I opened my eyes," Mu Qiu turned around with closed eyes, "I saw Brother Cheng’s beauty crystal clear, aren’t my eyes open wide enough?"
Li Yang expressionless, gritted his teeth, and the next second whipped his head back to look at the vintage bicycle.
Being around some people too much, you’d eventually choke.
Without any distraction from the punk kid, Mu Qiu opened her eyes and looked up and down at Cheng Zhirang arriving on the vintage bicycle again.
The vintage bicycle seemed like it could be a retro product newly launched by Maserati, given a handsome and stylish man’s presence.
Plus, dressed in a high-end suit and riding a bicycle that seemed out of place, he still managed to maintain a semi-permanent smile.
With a demeanor like a spring breeze, he seemed like he was sitting in the world’s best sports car.
When the bike stopped, his long legs gracefully landed, and with a clean sidestep and leg twist, he buttoned the suit with one hand.
As he walked over to them, he just finished buttoning up.
Guan Yu poked Li Yang: "See? It’s not about the appearance, it’s about the person."
Li Yang: "......"
