I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 219: I’ll Stab You Until You Convert to Buddhism
He unbuttoned two buttons of his suit and took out another identity card from the inner pocket.
Two identity cards, identical in appearance. The one he just showed Mu Qiu was fake, seemingly neat and proper, but—
He rubbed his thumb over the last stroke of the last character, leaving a black mark on the white paper.
After wiping it, he looked up at the camera, revealing a habitually semi-permanent smile.
[I’m... so damn in love with this man!!!]
[Damn! That’s so thrilling!]
[Just staring at the camera while slashing at Mu Qiu’s neck really shocked me]
[Can I request one of these perverts for everyone? I’m willing to pay the shipping]
[So, what exactly is Brother Cheng’s identity?]
[Suit-clad noble, pervert, is there more to this story]
[I was just crying because Brother Cheng was getting so close to Mu Qiu... Turns out the first pitfall was Mu Qiu herself]
[This kind of man is so thrilling!!! Mom, I want to marry him!]
[The person before, Mom won’t allow it because she got ahead of you]
[Fell in love with a pervert from this moment on]
[Pervert brother, love me once more? So what’s Brother Cheng’s identity exactly? Can the ’orange juices’ who liked reveal a bit?]
[Anyway, it’s very thrilling, just wait in anticipation, everyone~]
[Why do I feel like Brother Cheng arranging this show with Mu Qiu is a bit like a segment from Mu Qiu’s identity card?]
[...]
On the other side, Mu Qiu, who escaped from the hands of the pervert, made her way back to the book institute.
Everyone gets three exam opportunities, although she still didn’t know her task, she thought it would be worthwhile to go through all the questions once first, then specifically look for clues.
Besides, it should be faster this way.
She rushed into the book institute and saw a sneaky figure with his back to her, sitting on a bench.
A pink back with a flower bun, and suspicious behavior.
She hushed the cameraman behind her, then quietly walked over and slapped the person on the back. 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖
"Sister Guan Yu, what are you doing!?"
Guan Yu jumped up in shock, her hand twitching, pressing directly on the screen.
An electronic voice reported: "Congratulations Guan Yu, selected inserted exam subject: Foreigners learning Chinese."
Guan Yu: "......"
The air suddenly went silent.
Guan Yu turned her head with a deadpan look at Mu Qiu, who innocently rubbed her hands and dryly laughed while meeting her gaze.
"Uh, you were selecting exam subjects, huh."
Guan Yu: "Yeah, and here you come, helping me pick something I’ve never even heard of."
"Isn’t that great? At least you don’t have to struggle with choices."
"Heh."
Three seconds later, Guan Yu exploded in a rage, chasing Mu Qiu and giving her a good beating.
"Mu Qiu! Aren’t you capable! You sneak up from behind! Listen to what you’ve picked for me?!"
Mu Qiu quickly ran, and after being chased around, she pulled out a retractable knife tucked in her belt and jabbed it at Guan Yu’s shoulder.
"Don’t move! If you do, I, the Female Knight, will not be polite to you!"
Guan Yu glanced down at the knife pressed against her armpit.
Probably having fooled several people with it already, the paper-made knife blade was a bit split, with a skewed tip exposing out from the handle.
When she looked up again, Mu Qiu’s expression tightened.
Guan Yu seized the retractable paper knife and started stabbing at Mu Qiu, chasing and jumping, pretending to dunk and stab her.
Stabbing so hard that Mu Qiu had to grimace and dodge.
"If I don’t stab you until you convert to Buddhism, I’ll change my name from Li Yang!"
Only after running around the yard two or three times did Mu Qiu shake her off; both stood with bent waists at diagonal lines, carefully pacing.
"Come over here!"
Mu Qiu: "You think I’m stupid? No, I won’t!"
"Come over!!!"
Mu Qiu: "... Sister Guan Yu, let’s talk this out. We both came up with the same idea and met here, that’s a kind of fate too."
"I don’t need that kind of fate!"
Mu Qiu: "Don’t be like that! Let’s temporarily put down our grudges, peacefully complete an exam, okay? Anyway, time can’t go backward."
Guan Yu stared at her like a fierce wolf; she reasoned with her, even voluntarily offering her hand to be stabbed twice, only then did she calm down, agreeing to coexist peacefully for half an hour.
Mu Qiu quickly sat at her place and clicked on the exam interface.
Electronic voice: "Please select an inserted exam subject, countdown begins, five, four..."
Taking advantage of the moment Guan Yu hadn’t come over to disrupt, Mu Qiu quickly clicked on an option.
Electronic voice: "Congratulations Mu Qiu, selected inserted exam subject: Genetics."
Mu Qiu: "?!!!"
Beside her, Guan Yu cast a shocked yet gleeful look.
"Genetics! Just by the stroke count of these three characters, Mu Qiu, you’ve struck gold!"
Mu Qiu: "Heh."
Guan Yu casually sighed, resting her head and said: "I said everything comes back around, didn’t I? Look, here’s the payback."
Mu Qiu rolled her eyes at her, gritting her teeth as she clicked to start the exam.
"Endure, for the one who endures the most, becomes the highest person."
Guan Yu shrugged indifferently and also clicked to start the exam.
They both had the same idea, finding identity cards, casually checking clues, then quickly taking an exam to figure out what the problems were.
It must certainly be faster than Li Yang, that fool’s still driving a three-wheeler roaming around.
The exam started, Mu Qiu sat upright, fully focused on the blue-glowing electronic screen.
"First question: That winter when it snowed, who was the man you met at the General Mansion?"
Answer options were:
A: The man who tortured me
B: Ouyang Tiezhu
C: Nangong Liuliu
D: Lu Lulu
Mu Qiu stared at the line of names, throwing a bewildered look at the camera.
"Who came up with these names? So unconventional?"
Guan Yu was busy looking at her questions, absentmindedly saying: "Probably the developers perused some ancient books despite their busy schedule?"
"Then those developers sure picked stylish ancient books."
Saying so, she casually clicked on answer A.
Answer A was so comprehensive, her gaze firmly attracted to it, she couldn’t help but choose it.
Electronic voice: "Incorrect answer."
It’s fine to be wrong since this is just a trial; she swiftly moved to the second question.
"Second question: Who did you give your white Green Bird Jade Pendant to?"
A: Princely Heir of General Mansion
B: Medical Practitioner of Immortal Gate
C: Beautiful Master
D: The description of the question is inaccurate, I gave it away many times.
"I know this one!" Mu Qiu’s eyes lit up.
The handsome young man earlier just returned that pendant to her; the one in white Hanfu, outrageously handsome, his demeanor was clearly that of an aristocratic family.
She chose A, Princely Heir of General Mansion.
Electronic voice: "Incorrect answer."
"??? How is that possible?! I did give it to him!"
She sat there, full of doubt, suspecting the electronic screen might be broken.
Next to her, Guan Yu, who had already answered one question correctly, was full of confidence, hearing the electronic voice say incorrect twice, laughed at her.
"Can you do it, Mu Qiu?"
