Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 255: I Hid It Deep

Smack!

Baroness Virgo slapped Meri across the cheek. Meri calmly bowed her head, and Baroness Virgo huffed and barked at her.

"A slime?! What are you talking about?!"

Meri immediately realized she’d made a slip of the tongue. Having lived in the Legion of Wrath since birth, she didn’t fully understand the fundamental disgust humans had toward monsters.

"...Please, just hear me out."

But crisis breeds opportunity. Meri’s cheek stung, but she decided to take a strong stance instead.

"When I said ’slime daughter,’ it was just an expression. I apologize for using such crude language without refining it for the Baroness."

At Meri’s serious words, the Baroness’s expression changed oddly.

"What kind of attitude is that?! You just said you did those acts with a, a monster...!"

"I’m not doing acts with a monster. I’m just using a slime. If I were to put it more delicately...you could call it a slime massage."

At Meri’s confident words, the Baroness’s expression began to shift. At first she was angry, but when Meri spoke without changing her expression at all, she looked uncertain.

’I need to show a demonstration.’

Who would be suitable? With tears in her eyes, Meri decided to choose a sacrificial lamb.

"Please wait a moment."

Meri asked the Baroness to wait briefly and called Gray, who was waiting upstairs. There wasn’t time to explain the situation, and Gray was called down by Meri and had to deal with things on the fly.

"Sir Gray. Miss Meri told me ’slime daughter.’ Should I just let this slide? Don’t you think this is grounds for immediate execution for insulting a noble?"

"...It certainly sounds that way if you just take the expression at face value."

Gray ambiguously agreed with the Baroness’s words while watching Meri. Gray’s mind started spinning furiously, and soon came up with a solution.

"Ahem, ahem. ...The slime is like Miss Meri’s familiar. A summon, basically a type of spirit."

"A...spirit?"

"That’s right. It’s a water spirit in the form of a slime, and Miss Meri enjoys various effects through that spirit’s power. Right...now I’m borrowing it temporarily to enjoy the effects."

"Hmm...."

The Baroness looked back and forth between Gray and Meri for a long time. But neither seemed to be lying at all.

"Fine. Then where is this spirit? And why did you specifically call it a slime daughter?"

"The spirit is attached to my body, and it’s shaped like a slime, that’s why. Miss Meri?"

"Excuse me for a moment. Can you come out for a bit, Line?"

Meri placed her hand on Gray’s back and swept upward. A gurgling sound began to come from inside Gray’s body, and then a red amorphous object peeked its head out from behind Gray’s back.

"A monster...?!"

"It’s not a monster. It’s like a younger sibling to me."

Meri hugged Line, who had emerged, and glared at the Baroness. At Meri’s audacious attitude, the Baroness was actually the one who backed down.

"But no matter how I look at it, isn’t that a slime?"

"Baroness, do ordinary slimes take human form like this?" 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮

Meri gently set Line down on the floor. Line, about the size of a young child, was clearly not human but was shaped like one. The Baroness tilted her head with a complicated expression.

"I may not be well-versed in magic, but I don’t think water spirits took this form...?"

"That’s why it’s a ’familiar.’"

"...This is complicated. I’m sorry, Miss Meri. I was rude."

"Not at all. I was the one who misspoke. Please forgive me."

At her attitude of clearly cherishing Line, Baroness Virgo backed down a step. However, she still hadn’t let go of her suspicions.

"Ahem, so what exactly is this ’slime daughter’ thing? What exactly were you trying to do to me with that slime...? Familiar?"

"Like this."

Meri threw off her outer garment. The white shirt she wore under her suit was swollen as if about to burst, and both Baroness Virgo and Gray blushed simultaneously.

"Excuse me. I’ll guard the door, so if you need anything, just let me know."

Gray quickly went outside, and Baroness Virgo gulped at Meri’s overwhelming mass. They were several times larger than her own, exaggerating a bit, it was like having two of her own heads attached.

"I’ll show you."

Rustle, rustle.

Meri threw off even her shirt and underwear and lay face down on the bed. At the side of her breast pressed under her armpit, Baroness Virgo had to steady her breathing.

"Line."

Glug, glug.

Line climbed onto the bed and got on Meri’s back. Then very naturally began massaging Meri’s back by pressing firmly with her hands.

"Huh...?"

"I’m...sorry for the crude expression. But there’s no other way to describe it."

"...Ahem, ahem."

The Baroness repeatedly fanned her flushed face to cool down. It was beyond crude, an absolutely vulgar position, but since she’d come here for similar reasons herself, it was awkward to criticize.

"...Haah."

Meri let out a heated sigh while receiving Lime’s massage. As she buried her head as if genuinely relieved of fatigue, Baroness Virgo felt a tingling sensation in her lower body.

"It’s just like being attacked by a monster."

"It’s just a misunderstanding caused by the familiar’s appearance, mmm. Line’s massage feels, haah, pretty good."

With a flushed face, Meri patted the spot next to her on the bed.

"Would you like to join me?"

"...If it doesn’t actually feel good, you’ll pay dearly for this."

"By all means."

Baroness Virgo hesitantly began removing her outer garments. Though embarrassed to lie down with just her upper body bare next to Meri, she naturally pressed herself close to Meri as she lay down.

"Miss Meri. I’m sorry. When you said slime daughter, I thought you meant using a slime as a penis and sticking it inside."

"...Oh, come on."

Meri’s voice trembled, but thanks to Line’s massage, she could barely conceal her inner thoughts.

That’s exactly what it is.

"Mmm."

Meri pressed her lips tight at Baroness Virgo’s hand placed on her buttocks.

***

Currently, Gremory and Lune each had 1 level remaining before they could evolve.

Lune, Lv.69.

Gremory, Lv.74.

Lune would be able to evolve at level 70, and Gremory would hit max level at 75. She would grow to the limit of what’s possible for a witch, but Gremory was scheming something with characteristically witchy, sinister eyes.

"Master, so if I just go up 1 more level, I’ll evolve?!"

"Yeah. And it’s not just any evolution."

I’d been waiting for this for so long, now that the opportunity had come, I couldn’t just let it pass. Systemically, Lune’s virginity was still intact, so she could fully evolve into a 4-star High Elf.

The problem was Gremory.

She had a growth limit of 4 stars, yet kept insisting she could reincarnate if she just went up 1 level, so I demanded an explanation from Gremory.

"First, get me to level 75. Then I’ll give you my virginity right away. Okay?"

"I don’t know what trick you’re trying to pull, but let’s see."

"You think I’d joke around about something like that?"

Gremory actually got angry and insisted on her innocence. And as evidence to prove that innocence, Gremory pulled out a jewel.

"Ta-da!"

"A Reincarnation Crystal?"

"Do you have one too? Just so you don’t misunderstand, I’ve had this since way back."

"...How?"

I hadn’t easily thought that Gremory had secretly stashed away items. Because when I beat Gremory before, thinking I’d strip all the resources from Gremory’s dungeon, I’d taken everything, down to her last pair of underwear.

’If I’d known, I should have extracted things more thoroughly.’

But how did Gremory have such a precious Reincarnation Crystal?

"Hehe, I hid it deep where it couldn’t be seen."

"What, did you stash it inside your rectum? That’s ridiculous...."

"...."

Gremory’s face turned as red as her hair color. I snatched the Reincarnation Crystal Gremory was holding and rolled it gently over the campfire. The flames covered my hand, but orc skin doesn’t get crispy from this much heat.

"What are you doing?!"

"Disinfecting."

"Am I dirty?!"

"No, I was just joking, I didn’t think it was actually true."

I’d heard that smugglers, in extreme cases to avoid customs, hide things in their intestines and remove them through surgery, but even so, shoving it up the back hole was a bit much.

"But something’s weird. It’s not like I haven’t poked your asshole before."

Exaggerating a bit, even when my massive cock reaching a good 20cm went in to the root, I hadn’t felt anything. But she hid a marble the size of a candy in there?

"What did you do?"

Gremory smiled slyly and patted her belly.

"I wrapped it with Scar Theology and pushed it further inside."

"You’re really something else."

It gave me an idea of just how much Gremory cherished that Reincarnation Crystal.

’She was ready to use it whenever the chance came. It worked.’

I had one too, but until now I hadn’t felt a situation worth using it for, so I’d just been holding onto it.

’The conditions are too strict.’

An item that can only be used after hitting max level. If there aren’t many of them, to pursue efficiency, it would be effective to use it at 4→5 star or 5→6 star transitions.

But if the conditions for use aren’t met, it’s all for nothing.

"Gremory, you can’t use this. You’re a dungeon owner."

"Right. Until now."

Gremory stood up with a determined expression. At her serious look, both Lune and I felt tense.

"I want to stop being a dungeon owner."

"...I think I can guess what you mean."

The relationship we’d built with Gremory until now, the fact that she’d offered me the Reincarnation Crystal she’d treasured like her life, and the psychological change from facing the powerful enemy called Halphas’s Legion.

Putting all those situations together, Gremory’s true intention was simple.

"You want to become my subordinate and then reincarnate?"

"Yeah. If you want, you can give me the name Gremory again...or just use me as a 5-star witch."

"Of course I’d have to give you back the name Gremory considering the right person for the right job.... You thought this through well."

I approached Gremory and hugged her tightly. When fighting her as an enemy, thinking of her as a senior, or when she was beneath me getting screwed, I hadn’t realized, but now holding her like this, Gremory’s build was actually quite small.

"Alright. Let’s clear all three sub-dungeons, dump all the magic stones, and reincarnate right away."

"...You know the experience right before evolution is insane, right?"

"Who cares. The great witch Gremory is offering her virginity."

If I somehow scraped together the remaining magic stones from the pantyhose sales proceeds and the magic stones collected from touring Vapula’s sub-dungeon, maybe both—or at least one—could evolve.

"Luckily, only mid-grade magic stones keep dropping right now. Hehehe."

I lifted up the mid-grade magic stone I’d stashed in my pocket. Befitting monsters with pretty strong specs, the Flame Panthers, every one we caught dropped mid-grade magic stones.

’With specs like this, they’d be hard to catch without executive-level strength.’

The average level seemed to hover between about 45 and 55. It was striking how amazing Luna’s divine power was to have swept away these Flame Panthers all at once.

"Then let’s go catch the boss soon. Probably...it’ll be Vapula again. Let’s go."

Rest was over after eating lion meat, and now there was a clear reason to catch the boss and secure magic stones. I took the lead and threw open the iron doors of the boss room to both sides.

"Huh."

I was shocked seeing the sub-dungeon’s boss waiting for me in the center of the dungeon.

[Lion: ★★★★★ Lv. 80/80]

"Fuck, I should’ve noticed when those male lions had no manes."

To think they were balding lions.

[Hidden Quest: Defeat the King of Beasts!!]

[Quest Reward: 1 Highest Grade Magic Stone, 1 Corruption Stone.]

[If Quest Fails: Vapula Sub-Dungeon reward reduced by 25%]

"Graaah!!"

Lion started shooting beams from its eyes right from the start.