Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool-Chapter 119 - 90: Yo~ You Have a Child Now~
「At night.」
In the East Wing, an old man stood up, looked at Su Liyan, and cupped his hands slightly.
"Congratulations, Madam. It’s been two months."
Behind this old man were several other men who looked like Physicians.
Two of them were the Physicians from their own courtyard.
They had also just determined that Su Liyan was two months pregnant.
However, these two Physicians didn’t specialize in women’s health, so Zhao Qiao’Er felt it wasn’t certain enough.
So she had sent someone into the city to bring back the best women’s health Physician in all of Taiping City.
And now, this man had confirmed it.
It was really true.
Immediately, Zhao Qiao’Er smiled and sent a servant to lead the Physicians away to collect their reward.
Only after the Physicians had left did everyone crowd around excitedly.
They had already been celebrating for a while.
When the first Physician announced Su Liyan was pregnant, everyone had been jumping for joy.
After all, everyone had pretty much expected this.
It wasn’t exactly an unexpected surprise.
After all, Lu Yuan was like a young bull, going at it with Su Liyan for half the night, every night.
Even breeding bulls aren’t worked that hard.
How could she *not* be pregnant?
It would have been stranger if she wasn’t!
The two of them were in prime health; it was only a matter of time.
Lu Yuan was sitting off to the side, grinning like an idiot.
’This feels so strange,’ he thought.
’In my past life, I graduated from college but couldn’t afford a car, a house, or a bride price.’
’Life felt hopeless. Even if I struggled into my thirties and finally managed to get married... ’
’...it would have just been a workhorse siring another workhorse.’
’But here... heh, just look at this. It’s only been three or four months since I transmigrated.’
’I have a house, I have a wife, and now I have a child on the way.’
’I have it all.’
"What are you grinning about? Let me tell you, no more roughhousing with Liyan at night.
The Physician said that the first three months and the last three months are the most delicate. Don’t you go doing anything foolish."
Zhao Qiao’Er, standing nearby, looked at Lu Yuan, unable to resist raising an eyebrow as she spoke in a charming voice.
Snapping back to his senses at Aunt Zhao’s words, Lu Yuan looked at her, a bit speechless.
"Hey, listen to you! What kind of person do you take me for?"
As he spoke, Lu Yuan walked over to his blushing wife, pulled her into a tight hug, and grinned.
"You think I wouldn’t dote on my own wife?"
Zhao Qiao’Er just smiled sweetly and said nothing more.
’That’s true,’ she thought.
’This sweetheart of mine... he really knows how to care for someone, no doubt about it.’
...
「Later that night.」
Just before bed, Lu Yuan had a thick cotton coat draped over his upper body.
On his lower half, however, he wore only big shorts and sandals.
He was squatting in a spot sheltered from the wind, smoking a hand-rolled cigarette.
The sound of a door opening came from behind him. Before Lu Yuan could turn, he heard Aunt Zhao say with a pout,
"Hey, aren’t the West Wing and the main hall empty? Why are you squatting out here to smoke!"
Without turning his head, Lu Yuan replied,
"It’s fine. I’ll just take a couple of drags and head back."
But just as he finished speaking, he felt his head get clamped between a pair of incredibly fragrant, soft mounds of flesh.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa??"
Zhao Qiao’Er had Lu Yuan’s head in an arm lock and was dragging him toward the main hall.
"Let go, let go."
Zhao Qiao’Er just kept smiling sweetly without a word as she hauled Lu Yuan along.
Not only did she not let go, but she also pressed his head tighter into her bosom and rubbed it vigorously.
’So warm and bouncy,’ he thought, ’like two big water bags.’
Soon, they reached the main hall, and Zhao Qiao’Er turned on the light.
No one lived in the main hall, so the Underground Heating System was usually off, leaving the room chilly inside.
Zhao Qiao’Er was about to let Lu Yuan go when she paused, followed by a soft cry of surprise.
A few seconds later, Zhao Qiao’Er was clutching her gorgeous bottom.
She looked reproachfully at Lu Yuan, who stood there with the hand-rolled cigarette dangling from his lips and a wicked grin on his face.
"What was that for~?
You think it’s a ball of dough for you to knead?!
You’re going to leave a bruise!"
Zhao Qiao’Er’s eyes were brimming with tears. It seemed Lu Yuan’s hard pinch had actually hurt her.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan gave a slightly awkward, sheepish laugh.
"I just figured you could take it."
But Zhao Qiao’Er just kept rubbing her bottom, glaring at him with her beautiful eyes as she chided,
"Pah!
Just because your Auntie is tall and well-built, you think you can use all your strength?
Do you really think I’m some jenny in a pen that you can rough up without a care?
You little devil, you don’t know how to be gentle with your Auntie at all!"
Lu Yuan just grinned, took a drag from his cigarette, and changed the subject, looking around the main hall.
"It’s still chilly in here. What’s the difference from being outside?"
Zhao Qiao’Er found a place to sit and crossed her legs.
Her long, slender, jade-white feet, with toenails painted red, dangled from her sandals, swinging back and forth.
As they swung, she took out her jade-tipped pipe and said in her charming voice,
"There’s no wind in here, is there~?
I’m looking out for you, and you don’t even appreciate it. You can’t tell good from bad, can you~?"
As she spoke, Zhao Qiao’Er was about to light her jade-tipped pipe.
However, a hand reached from behind and snatched the pipe away.
"Why are you smoking? It’ll stain your teeth yellow."
Lu Yuan’s voice suddenly came from behind her.
Zhao Qiao’Er froze, then turned to look at Lu Yuan standing right behind her and said coaxingly,
"My teeth won’t turn yellow from this!
The mouthpiece is made from a Level One Spirit Stone.
I say you should throw away those hand-rolled cigarettes and smoke this with me. Your teeth won’t get stained no matter how much you smoke."
Lu Yuan took another drag from his cigarette and raised an eyebrow.
"That’s no good either.
It’ll leave a taste when we’re kissing. That’s no fun!"
Lu Yuan’s words made Zhao Qiao’Er blush deeply.
She blushed and said in a soft, flustered voice,
"What do you mean, ’kissing’~?
Besides, there’s no taste even if we do kiss.
