Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!-Chapter 87 - : 088 Straight to the mountain foot, try and then pass away (4th update! Asking for subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
Chapter 87: 088 Straight to the mountain foot, try and then pass away (4th update! Asking for subscriptions! Votes for the month! Bookmark requests!)
Imagine this: in broad daylight, someone wearing a mask stands in front of you.
You have no idea who they are.
Then you impulsively slap off their mask.
Beneath the mask, there’s a face as wrinkled as a hundred-year-old cured meat, exhaling dark air.
Now imagine, standing face to face with you is a Living Zombie, merely two steps away.
Scared yet?
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Anyway, Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong were terrified.
Especially Zhou Yuanpeng, who nearly tumbled down the stone steps.
Since when did Qingyun Mountain have zombies?
Looking down the mountain path, Zhou Yuanpeng saw several others dressed just like this zombie.
Each one wore the same mask.
Zhou Yuanpeng gulped.
This was alarming.
Could all those sweeping the grounds be zombies?
Zhou Yuanpeng didn’t want to think about it.
Had he been away for just a short time and zombies took over Qingyun Mountain?
However, Zhou Yuanpeng quickly realized that even though these zombies looked fierce and scary,
They seemed to be harmless.
Even while sweeping the paths, with tourists passing by,
They showed no intention to harm anyone.
It appeared they must have been subdued and reformed by the Taoists of Qingyun Mountain before being set loose.
Turned out to be all style and no substance.
With this in mind, Zhou Yuanpeng first went to change his trousers, then returned.
At this moment, watching the obediently sweeping zombies on the path before him, new ideas began to stir in his heart.
What if he modified his live streaming content, changing the title to, “Daily Life of Sweeping Qingyun Mountain with Zombie Brothers!”
Would his live stream become even more popular?
He was already making a five-figure amount per day from streaming in Qingyun Mountain.
Adding zombies into the mix,
Wouldn’t that definitely be a new password to fame and fortune?
Looking at the zombie sweeping in front of him,
Zhou Yuanpeng suddenly felt that zombies weren’t scary at all.
Is this a zombie?
No!
This is a money tree!
From today onwards, whoever dares to mess with my zombie brother is messing with me, Zhou Yuanpeng!
At this moment, Zhou Yuanpeng felt that he had discovered an oversight.
…
Meanwhile,
At both the summit and middle section of Qingyun Mountain,
Two mysterious figures in red attire appeared.
Each was masked, looking incredibly secretive,
Accompanied by two Yellow Robed Taoists, attracting lots of attention from tourists.
A tourist asked, “Taoist, what is this all about?”
“Yes, is this some new performance?”
One of the Taoists replied, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate, laymen, these are volunteer porters employed by Qingyun Mountain, also serving as a unique rapid descent system.
If any layman feels tired of climbing and wishes a swift descent, these volunteers can carry you; we assure you a safe and rapid journey to the base!”
Listening to the Taoist,
A few younger tourists expressed curiosity,
Particularly a female university student.
She asked, “Taoist, will it be directly to the foot of the mountain, or just part of the way?”
It was best to clarify,
As in many scenic spots across the country, what would typically be a full journey up or down the mountain sometimes ended up being just a partial one, leaving one to climb the remainder.
The Yellow Robed Taoist smiled benignly, “Of course, directly to the foot of the mountain. We monks do not lie; guarantee direct descent!”
The university student nodded, then asked, “And how much does it cost?”
The Taoist replied, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate, layman, monks don’t discuss money, only affinity! Fifty affinity per person!”
The university student laughed.
She took a fifty note from her wallet and handed it to the Taoist.
Then, she turned to her best friend hiking with her and said, “It’s perfect since I twisted my ankle while climbing just now. Fifty yuan isn’t expensive to be carried down the mountain.”
While talking, the university student climbed onto the back of the red-clothed volunteer porter, then, posing, she handed her phone to her friend, saying,
“Help me film a video, I’m going to post it in my social circle! Check-in at Qingyun Mountain… Ahhhhhhh!”
The university student had just posed,
And her best friend, holding the phone, had just started recording,
When in the next moment, within the phone’s camera view, the red-clothed figure with the university student on his back turned abruptly and jumped down the mountain.
Both figures disappeared into the depths of the mountaintop, plummeting straight toward the ground.
The friend holding the phone was dumbstruck.
She first froze for a moment,
Then, she screamed.
Onlookers nearby were also frightened.
Damn!
He just jumped off the cliff with someone on his back!
Indeed, guaranteed direct descent!
However,
Is this really a porter?
The friend, looking at her phone still recording,
Had intended just to shoot a video for a social circle update.
It now sadly turned into potentially the last video of a lifetime.
Seeing the tourists so panicked,
The Taoist at the summit hastily explained, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate, everyone, no need to panic, this isn’t a cliff-jump, they are professionally trained with specialized equipment, just like bungee jumping, rest assured, it’s safe!”
Bungee jumping?
Tourists stared bewilderedly at the Yellow Robed Taoist who was speaking.
You call that bungee jumping?
They had just witnessed that red-clothed person jumping down with the student.
Neither of them had a single safety rope.
Is that bungee jumping?
…
At this moment, in mid-air down the cliff,
The university student’s screams trailed from the mountaintop all the way to the base.
She never imagined.
Just trying to skip the climb and paying fifty yuan for a human porter,
Would result in literally being taken on a cliff-dive.
The university student cried from fright.
During the descent, her mind was in total disarray.
She felt certain she was dead.
Midway up Qingyun Mountain,
Some climbers also felt something whisk past them from above,
Leaving them momentarily startled.
Hmm?
Did something just fall?
It felt like a person.
No, that must be an illusion.
How could a person they had just watched descending from the mountaintop.
be dropping from the sky?
Halfway in mid-air, the university student was desperate.
But after a while, the wind whistling past her ears suddenly ceased,
And the anticipated agony didn’t arrive.
She opened her eyes and found herself astonishingly on the ground.
The university student, utterly baffled, exclaimed, “What the… what happened?”
The red-clothed figure gently set her down.
At this moment, she was totally bewildered.
She checked over her body.
I’m not dead?
Looking up at the towering Qingyun Mountain,
She couldn’t believe that just seconds ago, she had been at the summit.
And seconds later, she was standing at the base.
Had she flown down?
The university student incredulously looked at the mysterious red-clothed person who had carried her down the mountain.
Who exactly is this person?
At the mountain base, the surrounding tourists were also stunned.
These two had just jumped down from the summit?
Damn!
Is this Xuanmen’s foremost mountain?
It’s too mystical.
Of course, the most absurd part was still to come,
After delivering the university student to the base, the red-clothed person didn’t pause,
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With a light step, a burst of air sounded beneath his feet,
Dust scattering all around, he transformed into a streak of red light and flew back to the mountaintop.
The moment passed, and he had already soared back to the summit.
Tourists at the base watching this were astounded.
“Is this… is that a deity?”
“Can people from Qingyun Mountain actually fly?”
At the summit, the tourists hadn’t come to grips with it yet.
The Taoist had just been talking about bungee jumping, but in the next second,
The red-clothed person who had just jumped off the cliff had already returned.
And he came back flying.
He really didn’t die?
The tourists were astounded.
The university student’s best friend, at this moment, received a call from her at the base of the mountain.
She urged her friend to also spend fifty yuan to try Qingyun Mountain’s porter.
It was truly thrilling!
The best friend was shocked.
Try what?
