My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 41: F*ck! This was getting quite scary!
The sun rose over the horizon, bringing light into the world. Birds chirped as they flew about, and the world was set in motion once more.
In an office inside the university building, Professor Han of the chemistry department was leisurely scrolling past posts on Weibo when he came across a strange one.
# Drunken chemistry! See two university students unravel the truth of the world!
His curiosity was piqued and he tapped on the video. The video began to play, showing a young couple, apparently drunk, discussing with profound enlightenment.
「 "Art too is chemistry!"
"Pigments are molecules! Art is just orbitals expressing themselves! Even music is just atoms vibrating!" "Dating apps are chemistry!"
"Yes! Collision theory! Laws of magnetism! Chemistry!"
"Even gaming is Chemistry!"
"Grinding is repeating trials till a successful reaction!"
"RPGs are statistical mechanics and loot drops are probability distributions!"
"Cooking is literally reactions!"
"The world runs on chemical reactions!" 」
This old professor was instantly moved to tears.
So there were intellectuals out there that has opened their eyes and saw the true glory of chemistry!
The video continued.
「"Chemistry is number one! We are the blood of the chemistry department, even if we’re the only ones here!"
"God is chemistry and chemistry is god!"」
Old professor Han nodded his head in affirmation. "Splendid! What a strong love for their major!"
He felt like he had to find these two students and publicly acknowledge them!
With this kind of enlightenment, surely they were ’A’ grade geniuses who never missed a day of classes and sure to come out with a first class honors!
He walked into the classroom and saw the few hundred students who had come for this morning’s test. Looking at the sea of faces, he felt his liver hurting.
Damn... Finding those two would take quite a bit of time!
***
"Aaah..." Xiao Shen yawned and stretched his arms. He rubbed his eyes and rolled over on his bed so that he faced the ceiling. "Aiyah... It’s morning already!"
[Hehe, morning indeed!]
[Hehe, good morning, Anchor!]
[Hehe, good morning, Anchor!]
[Hehe, good morning, Anchor! x2]
[Hehe, good morning, Anchor! x3]
[Hehe, good morning, Anchor! x4]
«[Event {Test} has expired!]»
He smiled and looked up at the ceiling, even though nothing was there. "Oh. Good morning, all."
Then, his eyes caught sight of the notification, making him furrow brows.
"Hmm?"
He looked around and the room was empty. Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming was nowhere to be seen!
[’Just woke up’ edition Anchor is really cute!]
«[### has gifted you x5 charisma!]»
[Anchor, it’s afternoon already!]
«[### has gifted you an alarm clock!]»
With a flash of blue light, a small gadget appeared in his pocket.
"Afternoon?!" Xiao Shen’s eyes widened as he pulled out one of those older models alarm clocks from his pocket. This was the type with two bell like appendages that were used in cartoons.
The hour hand was pointing straight at the top, while the minute hand was pointing at 1.
The clock undoubtedly said 12:05 PM!
F*ck! I overslept!
He stood up from his bed and ran over to the window, pushing it open. At this time, however, the soft orange glow of a morning sun had been replaced by the burning yellow glare of an afternoon one!
It really was afternoon!
"F*ck! I actually missed the test!" Xiao Shen felt the urge to facepalm. Shaking his head, he took off the jacket of the western suit and removed his shirt. He then unbuckled his belt and took off the pants, leaving him in the tattered clothes of yesterday.
These ones he quickly took off, and was left in his underwear.
Immediately, messages flooded the bullet chat.
[Hot~]
[Eh, only four abs? Anchor needs to work out more!]
[Go on, Anchor! Go on~]
[Anchor should drown in the bath and die!]
"....." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips. He was speechless!
How was he supposed to take a bath if he was constantly being streamed?!
However, somethings could not be avoided and things that seemed like they could be avoided, had only merely been postponed.
He gritted his teeth and folded his suit, tossing it into his laundry basket. At the same time, he took up a pair of clothes and his towel before proceeding to head into the bathroom.
"Ah~" The feeling of warm water cascading over one’s body was truly one of the joys of life. All his pent up stress and worries seemed to evaporate as he washed his body with perfumed soap and hot water.
So delightful~
However, this delightful bath was ruined by the messages being spammed in his livestream’s bullet chat.
[Tsk! Anchor refused to accept the enlargement!]
[*Nosebleeding...]
[Anchor’s physique is quite good!]
[Anchor did not scrub his armpits well enough!]
[Drop the soap, anchor! 🤤]
«[### is trying to goon off and is unable to as he is currently a spirit body!]»
He?
Wait, He?!!
Xiao Shen froze and his body stiffened.
This was becoming quite scary...
***
In the other female dormitory, Tian Hua stretched her small arms and rolled over so that she faced down on the bed. She rubbed her eyes and reached out for her glasses on the drawer beside her bed. "Aiyah... It’s morning already?"
"Good afternoon, junior little sister! It’s such a wonderful day." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma sat cross-legged on a bed opposite hers and greeted Tian Hua with a warm smile on her face.
"Oh, good morning Shan Ye-jie!" Tian Hua groggily sat up and stretched once again with a yawn. "I hope you slept well."
"I did not sleep. I had been keeping watch all night." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma was against telling lies, even if it was a small white one that would allow one avoid unnecessary questions. "Also, it’s afternoon already."
"Hmm? You did not sleep?" Tian Hua was confused as she shook her head slightly. "I’m so sorry for that. I should have made sure you were more comfortable... Eh? Did you say it’s afternoon?!"
Her big eyes widened in shock.
She ran over to the window and pulled it open, revealing the harsh yellow rays of an afternoon sun.
She suddenly felt like facepalming herself.
F*ck, I overslept and ended up missing the test!
