Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 54Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Sejun-nim, I’ve finished healing her!”
Once Iona completed Gongsoon’s treatment—
“Alright, time to head back.”
“Puhuhut. Understood, nya!”
With everything wrapped up in <Suura>, Sejun prepared to leave.
Kuooo...
Taecho, full from dinner and tired from all her exercise, had fallen into a deep sleep on Sejun’s back once again.
“Gongdori, if you keep training in Muscle Enhancement and Amplification while giving food to Gongsoon every day, you’ll definitely succeed in marrying her. Here. Take this. There’s more than enough—eat some yourself too.”
Sejun handed Gongdori a subspace pouch packed full of slime meat and locust meat, which he’d prepared in advance.
Roar! ROOAAR!
[Thank you, Sejun-nim! I’ll follow your teachings and definitely marry Gongsoon!]
Gongdori gazed at Sejun with absolute trust.
After seeing Gongsoon wag her tail at Sejun not even one second after meeting him—and without even needing to grow bigger—Gongdori became completely convinced that following Sejun’s advice would win him her heart.
And if it didn’t?
Sejun-nim’s word is law!
There’s no way the words of the devilishly charming Park Sejun could be wrong!
Clearly, the fault would be his.
“Alright. Live happily with Gongsoon.”
“Puhuhut. And once you two are married, make sure to send a thank-you gift to our Great Hybrid Chairman Park, nya!”
Roar! Roar!
[Of course! I absolutely will!]
“That’s enough. Just be happy. You too—live well.”
Creak.
Creak.
Sejun also said farewell to the Ents that had settled into the new trees.
“Puhuhut. Live happily, nya! And if anyone bothers you, call me right away, nya!”
Roar! Roar!
[Don’t worry! I’ll protect the Ents with my life!]
Gongdori boomed confidently, despite having just recently been tied up by those same Ents.
“Yeah. Help each other out when things get tough. Alright, we’re off.”
“Puhuhut. Take care, nya!”
“Queng!”
“Nnk!”
“Bye!”
“Goodbye...”
And just like that, Sejun and his party left <Suura>.
—One year later—
Roar!
[Gongsoon, thank you for marrying me!]
TRAANG! TRAANG!
[Be good to me! And thanks to you too!]
By diligently following Sejun’s instructions, Gongdori successfully won Gongsoon’s heart and married her.
And then—
“Heh. If you want a happy marriage, offer up 10% of your wedding money to me, the God of Marriage—Wedding Sejun! Then I’ll bestow my blessings upon you! Refusals are not accepted!”
Wedding Sejun appeared out of nowhere, extorted 10% of the wedding funds, forcibly blessed them with lifelong harmony, and disappeared.
After receiving Wedding Sejun’s blessing, Gongdori and Gongsoon lived a happy married life. Eventually, a new race called the Tyracera was born and flourished in <Suura>.
[Could you... get that for me...?]
GRAHH!
[Sure!]
The Ents also thrived alongside the Tyracera, living in peace and prosperity.
***
<Earth>
“We’re back, kids!”
“Puhuhut. Vice Chairman Theo is also back, nya!”
As Sejun and his party returned to the Kindergarten of Destruction—
[Quest completed.]
[As a reward for completing the quest, the capacity of the Brilliant Darkness Earring has increased by 5%.]
[As a reward for completing the quest, Earth (Lv. 5)’s evolution EXP has increased by 2%.]
Completion messages appeared.
At that moment—
“Sejun, you’re back?”
[Sejun-nim, great work!]
Aileen and Flamy warmly welcomed them.
And then—
“So we went to this world called Suura...”
Sejun eagerly shared everything that had happened in <Suura> with Aileen and Flamy.
“Puhuhut. Yegiteuk was found by Vice Chairman Theo, nya!”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. I just focused on healing this time!”
“Queng!”
[Queng scolded Gongsoon for picking a fight, da yo!]
Sejun’s companions each chimed in between his sentences.
Kkihihit. Nnk!
[Hehe! The Great Kkamang lured Gongdori!]
“What do you mean ‘lured’?! You’re the one who bit his tail!”
Nnk! Nnk?!
[Same thing! Caretaker, don’t you understand the deep intentions of the Great Kkamang?!]
[Park Kkamang, are you talking back to Sejun-nim?]
Fwoosh.
Flamy lit a small flame on her leaf tip and asked with quiet but firm pressure.
Nnk... Nnk...
[Uh... no. That’s not what I meant...]
[Not what you meant?! Should we do some discipline?!]
“Puhuhut. Discipline time, nya?”
“Queng!”
[Queng is bringing out the Thunder Rod, da yo!]
Kkihihik.
[Hiiik! Big bros! Big sis! It was totally the Great Kkamang’s fault!]
While Theo, Flamy, and Queng worked on correcting Kkamang’s behavior—
“Hehe! Mom! Taecho punished Gongsoon for wagging her tail at Dad!”
Taecho said cheerfully, freshly woken up from her nap.
“Really?! Taecho did a great job.”
When Aileen patted her head—
“Hehe! Taecho knows!”
Taecho answered with arrogance, copying the way Theo acted whenever Sejun praised him.
Lately, Taecho had become obsessed with mimicking her older brothers—Theo, Queng, and Kkamang.
“...So who’s this hussy—uh, I mean, who is Gongsoon that wagged her tail at my husband?”
Aileen looked at Sejun with a frosty gaze.
“Wait—she wasn’t wagging it, she was swinging it. Taecho, if you say it like that, Mom will get the wrong idea.”
Sejun hurried to explain under Aileen’s icy stare. From his point of view, he had been threatened—so technically, it was a tail swing.
But—
“No! Gongsoon definitely wagged her tail at Dad. Her eyes looked at him the same way Mom looks at Dad!”
Since Taecho had been observing everything from a third-person perspective, she could see clearly what Gongsoon felt for Sejun.
“How dare she...!”
Hmph! At least she’s got decent taste!
‘I was too naïve!’
Aileen reflected deeply on Taecho’s words.
Thinking about it... he is incredibly handsome.
Of course other females would be drawn to him. Aileen herself had fallen hard.
Heh. Though obviously, there’s no one more beautiful than the Great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani.
‘Still, I’d better start keeping a closer eye on Sejun!’
“You’re still wearing the ring I gave you, right?”
“Of course! Always!”
Sejun quickly showed the [Lover’s Ring (Amplified)] on his ring finger.
“Give it here. I need to strengthen it.”
“Alright.”
Sejun handed it over, and they continued talking for a while.
While Sejun and Aileen chatted—
Gororong.
Gyurorong.
Hwarorong.
Kurorong.
Kkirorong.
Kuooo...
His companions all fell asleep in his arms, snoring peacefully.
“Fwaaah... Aileen, I’m gonna sleep too now.”
“Okay. Sleep well. See you tomorrow.”
“Mm. See you tomorrow.”
Sejun said goodnight to Aileen and headed to his room.
He wanted to sleep with her, but since even a slight toss in her sleep could leave him with critical injuries, he couldn’t risk it.
As he lay down—
“Park Kkamang, you little punk—how can you just fall asleep like that?”
Vacation’s over. Time to pay for your crimes.
He stuffed a [World Essence] into Kkamang’s mouth, closed his eyes—
Kuooo...
—and transferred to Kkamang’s mental world.
***
Inside Kkamang’s mental world—
When Sejun arrived—
“Hehe! Caretaker! You’re here?!”
“Sejun-nim, welcome!”
Kkamang and the demon god Kali greeted him warmly.
Lacking a body, Kali had been freeloading off Kkamang’s consciousness, surviving by reading the room.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park is here, nya! I missed you, nya!”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.”
Theo instantly coiled his tail around Iona and clung to Sejun’s lap.
“Queng!”
“Yaaah!”
Queng and Taecho arrived, shouting with gusto.
“Greetings, everyone!”
“Hello, everyone!”
Alongside Theo and Iona came the ultra-giant Chairman Park No. 5 and Gilsoon Nightmare, the Dream Demon King, both greeting the team they hadn’t seen in days.
Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 5 had grown once again after Kkamang added six dragon heart shards to his original core, completing the [Purified Fenrir Core Shard Infused with the Power of the Eight Great Dragon Clans and Divinity (22%)].
“Alright, let’s start! Kids, eat this and forgive me.”
“I’m sorry, everyone.”
“Sorry!”
“Taecho was wrong!”
“Puhuhut. Eating the grilled fish and Churu made by the Great Hybrid Chairman Park will definitely cheer you up, nya!”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Crunching on peanuts always helps me cool down!”
“Queng!”
[Sweets help when you’re mad, da yo! Dip this honey rice cake and calm down, da yo!]
“Having a good dream always brings peace to the heart.”
Kkamang’s family and Taecho apologized while Sejun and the others soothed the spirits.
Time passed.
“Ugh. How long do I have to keep obeying this pathetic main body?”
Chairman Park No. 5, currently giving spirits rides down a slide, grumbled. Apparently, his ego had grown with his size.
Hiss! Hiss! Hiss!
“How dare you disrespect the Great Hybrid Chairman Park, nya!”
Naturally, Theo entered Fury Hiss Mode Stage 3.
“Kkyu-kkyu-kkyu-kkyu-kkyu—!”
You made Theo-nim angry!
Which triggered Iona into Fury Kkyut Mode Stage 5.
And—
“Pathetic?! You think he’s pathetic?!”
“Queng!”
[Dad got insulted! Queng is mad, da yo!]
Nnk!
[It’s true the caretaker is pathetic, but only the Great Kkamang gets to say that!]
“Dad’s not pathetic, just weak! Taecho’s mad too!”
The entire group was furious.
“Let’s trample that arrogant Chairman Park No. 5!”
With that, Sejun and the others charged toward Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 5.
“You insulted Sejun-nim?!”
“He’s incredibly kind, you know!”
Even the spirits who liked Sejun joined the assault.
“Eh?”
“What’s happening?!”
“I dunno, just stomp him!”
Even the ones unfamiliar with Sejun got swept up by the mob mentality and joined in.
But—
“You fools! I’m not the same as before!”
Chairman Park No. 5 now retaliated, refusing to take the beating passively.
Hiss! I’ll burn his money as punishment! Chairman’s Petty Rage, nya!
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Meteor Nut-Bonk!”
“Queng!”
[Queng Destruction Fist!]
Nnk! Nnk!
[The Great Kkamang’s Secret Move! Ultra-Roasted Sweet Potato Jerky Twist!]
“Taecho’s Secret Technique! Yaa! Yaa! Yaa!”
The only result was that he got beaten even harder.
Then—
I’m gonna die like this!
Facing annihilation, Chairman Park No. 5 had to think fast.
FLASH!
It became the trigger for awakening a new power. Unlike his main body, the clone possessed astounding potential.
And though Sejun might deny it—his clone had inherited his personality too.
BOOM! BOOM!
THOOM!
CRACK!
Clap. Clap. Clap.
Chairman Park No. 5 absorbed the incoming attacks and converted them into strength.
With all that absorbed power, his body began to grow even larger.
CRACKLE.
He surpassed his ultra-giant size—growing even more massive.
FLASH!
His whole body began to glow.
As expected of my overflowing talent. I’m finally escaping this place where all I do is get beat up!
“Heh. From now on, call me Sejun the Tanking God!”
He had evolved into the Transcendent God of Tanking—Sejun the Tank.
[The clone of Black Tower Farmer Park Sejun has become Sejun the Tanking God.]
[You have achieved the Great Creation Feat of having a transcendent-grade clone.]
[The clone has surpassed the capacity of the main body.]
...
..
[Until Black Tower Farmer Park Sejun grows stronger, the clone Sejun the Tanking God will operate independently.]
A flood of achievement messages appeared before Sejun. The reward was sharply reduced—but his divine power stat increased by 10.
“Heh. Main body Sejun! For your sake, I shall bestow a blessing!”
Snap.
With an arrogant flick of his fingers—
[Sejun the /N_o_v_e_l_i_g_h_t/ Tanking God has bestowed the Blessing of Endurance upon Black Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]
[For the next 100 days, your endurance will be 10 times stronger.]
A grey aura enveloped Sejun as the blessing took effect.
Then—
“Heh. Good luck, you pathetic main body.”
With a final sneer, Sejun the Tanking God vanished.
I’m finally free!
He believed he was now free of all chains and ready to carve out his own world.
But when he arrived at the resting grounds where Sejun’s other clones dwelled—
“Hey newbie. Welcome. First time here?”
The other transcendent clones of Sejun were waiting. Their faces were ice cold.
“Get down.”
“...Huh?!”
“I said down! Actually, forget it—boys, let’s beat him first!”
“How dare you insult the main body! What if his self-esteem plummets and he dies from depression?!”
“Exactly! Then we’d all die!”
Mocking the main body came with a steep price.
WHAM WHAM WHAM!
“Ow! Why can’t I absorb this?!”
“Ha! Of course you can’t!”
“You’re just a clone of the main body! You can’t escape your origin!”
“You’re punching yourself—how would that even work?!”
“No way...”
Sejun the Tanking God was thoroughly beaten by his senior clones, painfully learning the limits of being a clone.
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