Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 55Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()

Inside Kkamang’s mental world.

“This endurance bastard is stingy. If he was going to give it, he should’ve boosted my endurance by like 10,000 times.”

Then I could’ve held hands with Aileen, hugged her too...

“Hehehe.”

Did I go too far?

Sejun let his imagination run wild.

But just because his endurance increased didn’t mean the pain disappeared, so Sejun’s fantasy remained just that—a dream.

Either way, contrary to the clones’ concerns, the main body Sejun wasn’t at all affected even after being ignored by Endurance Sejun.

Not because his mental strength got stronger.

Hmph. In the end, he’s just my clone.

He just achieved a psychological victory.

Meanwhile—

We need a new Chairman Park, nya!

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park No. 6! Come forth, nya!”

Theo stretched out his right front paw and shouted.

Pop.

A tiny human sprang up from the pink jelly of Theo’s paw.

“Kkiooot~!”

Ultra-mini Chairman Park No. 6 stretched energetically atop Theo’s paw, no bigger than one of his claws.

“Whoa. So that’s how they’re born? Vice Chairman Te, how many are there now?”

Sejun asked in amazement.

“Nya?! I don’t know, nya! I just summon them whenever I feel like it, nya!”

Theo replied with an expression that said, "Vice Chairman Te knows nothing, nya!"

“Really?”

While Sejun and Theo were talking—

Shiver shiver.

Ultra-mini Chairman Park No. 6 clung tightly to Theo’s toes, trembling. This clone seemed to be a coward.

“Huhuhu. Unlike me, he’s quite timid.”

As Sejun smirked, watching Ultra-mini Chairman Park No. 6—

Puhuhut. That’s totally a Chairman Park, nya!

Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. He resembles Chairman Park the most.

Kuhehehe. Just like Dad, he’s a scaredy-cat, da yo!

Hihit. Same scaredy-cat vibe as the butler! Should we call him Little Butler?

Dad?

The rest of the party had very different thoughts from Sejun.

***

The next morning.

“Hehehet. Something smells delicious...”

“Shongshongi can tell just from the smell! Today’s breakfast is curry!”

“Rangrangi agrees!”

“Bongbongi too!”

The children, lured by the scent of curry, rushed toward the kitchen.

“Okay, children, take your seats.”

“Yes~!”

Each child sat in their assigned seat. They were assigned to avoid fights over spots.

Once they were all seated—

“Alright. First, mild curry for the spice-weaklings.”

Sejun began placing bowls of curry in front of the children.

Then—

“Our Queng eats spicy food well, so here’s spicy curry.”

He placed spicy curry at Queng’s and Aileen’s seats as well as his own.

Kkuhuhut.

Queng can handle spicy food, da yo!

Queng looked smugly at the others.

“Taecho wants to try spicy curry too!”

Wanting to match Queng’s pride, Taecho raised her hand.

Then—

“Then Tongtong-i will also try spicy curry, yo!”

Tongtong-i, Taecho’s underling, tightly shut his eyes and shouted.

Honestly, he wasn’t confident in eating spicy food, but—

Following Commander Taecho to the ends of hell was his duty as Underling No. 1!

Following Taecho and Tongtong-i’s challenge—

“Challenge!”

“Yamyam too!”

“Kuku challenge!”

Other children also raised their hands and shouted.

“Hehehe. You all said you wanted to eat it, right?”

Sejun placed spicy curry in front of 12 of the 24 Children of Destruction.

A moment later—

“Sssip. Haa. Taecho... sssip. I had five bites... haa. Spicy... sssip... not a weakling... sssip...”

“Hueng! It’s spicy!”

“Huek! Mulmuli’s tongue and throat hurt!”

Hit hard by the spiciness of the curry, the children cried, screamed, or gasped, trying to soothe the pain.

And—

I knew it.

Sejun had already expected this outcome.

“Guys, if you drink this, it’ll be less spicy. We’ve got chocolate milk and strawberry milk—what do you want?”

“Sssip... chocolate... haa... milk... sssip... please.”

“Hueng... strawberry?”

“Give me both!”

Sejun handed out pre-prepared chocolate and strawberry milk to the children.

Gulp gulp.

“Kyaa! Ddan-dan-nim, you’re a genius! Yamyam is only a little spicy now!”

“Hehe... Kangkang-i isn’t spicy anymore either!”

The children recovered from the heat by drinking milk.

“Hihihi. With chocolate milk, Taecho can eat more spicy food! Trying again!”

“Chacha, the pain’s gone! But I wanna eat spicy again!”

Some of them, clearly addicted to the spice—

Sssip. Haa.

When the pain crept up again—

Gulp gulp.

“Kyaa!”

Neutralized the burn with sweetness and began enjoying spicy food.

Once the spicy breakfast ended—

“Shall we play a new game?!”

“Yes~!”

Sejun decided to help the kids digest with some play.

“Great. The name of this new game is ‘Catch Vice Chairman Te!’ Now, let’s go catch Vice Chairman Te!”

“Nya?!”

“Yes~!”

At Sejun’s words, Theo, who had been curled up on Sejun’s lap, panicked, and the kids charged toward him.

The reason for this game was twofold: to aid digestion and to burn off the Energizer-level energy of the children—plus, it doubled as sprint training.

Four of the five events in the upcoming sports day, except tug-of-war, depended on running.

Of course, this training wasn’t for the Imperial Kindergarten.

The Imperial Kindergarten is a joke.

Sejun didn’t even consider them a threat.

Huhu. We’ll have a sports day with Felix Kindergarten, run by Pink Fur too.

And then crush all the other kindergartens until Kindergarten of Destruction becomes the strongest in the world.

Sejun already had bigger dreams.

But—

“Vice Chairman Te, aren’t you running?”

“I don’t want to get off Chairman Park’s lap, nya!”

Unaware of Sejun’s intentions, Theo refused to budge.

“Vice Chairman Te, just run for one hour. In return, I’ll give you lap monopolization rights for a whole day.”

Sejun offered a tempting carrot to Theo.

“Puhuhut. Deal, nya!”

Theo accepted the carrot without hesitation.

I’ll run seriously, nya!

Theo’s gaze sharpened instantly.

“Puhuhut. Try catching Vice Chairman Te, nya!”

Whoosh.

Theo started sprinting using Nyang-Nyang-Bo.

“Catch Te Ddan-dan-nim!”

“Ah?! Te Ddan-dan-nim already went over there!”

The children had to run nonstop to keep up with Theo, who darted around wildly.

Thanks to that, not only their sprinting but also reflexes and teamwork improved.

One hour later—

“Maintain hygiene.”

“Maintain hygiene.”

They washed up the sweaty kids.

“Now it’s time for the performance the teachers prepared!”

“A traditional folktale with fun and a lesson!”

“Mulmuli learned a lot from the last folktale!”

“What lesson will we learn this time? Hehe. I’m excited.”

“Huljjuk-i too!”

“Okay. Quiet. It’s starting now!”

The performance of Dangun Wanggeom began.

“There was a very clever and hand.some. prince of the sky god, named Hwanung.”

As Sejun began narrating—

Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. The power of fire and water...

Stage mage Iona used steam to create clouds, making it look like the heavens.

Then—

“Father, I wish to descend to the world of humans.”

“Puhuhut. Very well, nya! Go to the earth, nya!”

At Sejun’s suggestion, Theo was roped into playing two roles and now played Hwanin, the sky god and Hwanung’s father, complete with a fake white beard.

If he refused, Sejun planned to offer lap rights again, but—

“Puhuhut. Playing the father of the great hybrid Chairman Park? I’m thrilled, nya!”

Theo accepted eagerly, and lap rights flew out the window.

“Hwanung received his father’s blessing and descended to earth with three divine treasures and three spirits: Wind, Rain, and Cloud...”

As Sejun narrated—

“Nya!”

Theo quickly ran backstage, tore off the beard—

“Nya! From now on, I’m Vice Chairman Te, no—Te Tiger, nya! Roar-nya!”

He dove into image training for ★ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ★ method acting as a tiger.

The performance continued, reaching the scene where the tiger and bear enter a cave and eat mugwort and garlic for 100 days. When Theo alone ate Churu and grilled fish—

“Bad tiger!”

“He’s eating delicious food alone!”

“Poor bear.”

The children grew angry at the tiger and sympathized with the bear eating the bitter herbs.

But—

“Huh?!”

“The bear’s eating tastier food?”

Queng made mugwort rice cakes and aglio e olio with the ingredients, cooking up something delicious—

“Then is the bear the bad one?”

“But the tiger cheated!”

“True. Cheating is bad.”

As the kids debated who was worse, tiger or bear—

Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.

Poof!

Iona used steam to make a smoke screen.

“I’m human now!”

Queng swapped with Aileen.

“Hwanung married the now-human bear woman and had a child. That child’s name was Dangun.”

“Hehe. Dangun appears!”

At Sejun’s line, Taecho popped out dramatically.

“Dangun, benefit humanity widely.”

“Yes, Daddy!”

Sejun faded out as he addressed Taecho.

“Dangun remembered the teaching of Hongik Ingan—benefiting all people—and governed the nation wisely, bringing happiness to many.”

Sejun read the final narration.

Huhu. Another performance that nailed both fun and lesson.

As Sejun grinned in self-congratulation—

[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has delivered great enlightenment to 22 Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction.]

[As a reward for your great enlightenment, your lifespan has increased by 220 hours.]

[As a reward for your great enlightenment, you have received 44 billion Tower Coins.]

[As a reward for your great enlightenment, Earth (Lv. 5) has gained 0.55% evolution experience.]

A message appeared in front of Sejun.

“Huh?”

Why 22?

Did I miss someone?

Sejun turned toward the children—

“To... benefit... humanity...”

“Hongik... Ingan...”

Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i muttered blankly, dazed.

Then—

Flash!

A blindingly holy light burst from Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i’s bodies—

Swish...

The dark aura within them dissipated.

[Teacher Park Sejun of the Kindergarten of Destruction has led Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i, Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction, to enlightenment.]

[The destructive energy has disappeared from Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i.]

[Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i have awakened as Children of Creation.]

And then, new messages appeared before Sejun.

[As a reward for awakening two Children of Creation, your lifespan has increased by 200 years.]

[As a reward for awakening two Children of Creation, you have received 2 trillion Tower Coins.]

[As a reward for awakening two Children of Creation, Earth (Lv. 5) has gained 20% evolution experience.]

Then came the next messages—

[Earth (Lv. 5)’s evolution experience is now full.]

[Earth (Lv. 5) will begin evolving into a Level 6 world.]

[Earth will complete its evolution to Level 6 in 5 hours.]

Earth had begun evolving into a Level 6 world.

While Sejun checked the messages, the light around Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i faded.

“Teacher Sejun, thank you! Because of you, I now know what I must do!”

“Teacher, thank you! I’ll never forget your teachings!”

Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i, now slightly more mature, expressed their gratitude with clear enunciation.

“...Ah.”

Sejun felt proud yet bittersweet and a little sad.

Their growth was a good thing, but it also meant there’d be less he could do for them—and that the time to part ways was approaching.

The day would come when Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i would leave the Kindergarten of Destruction and stand on their own.

Of course, it was still far off.

But—

Hehehe. Then will Dongdong-i and Nangnang-i become the first graduates of our kindergarten? Who should give the graduation speech?

Sejun, getting ahead of himself, had already begun planning the graduation ceremony.

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