The School Beauty Became My Live-in Maid to Pay Off Her Debts-Chapter 362 - 360: Fried Mushroom Cloud

When Sister Song Qingqing woke up, she told Lin Shuang not to leave yet and turned to sprint back toward the dormitory building.

Lin Shuang was stunned for a moment, feeling that the sister’s momentum was somewhat like saying, "Don’t leave after class!"

Her short hair danced in the night, making her seem to run very fast, striding vigorously.

The next second... she missed the step, urgently twisted her body to avoid landing face-first before she fell, and then slid back to the dorm building.

"Ouch!"

Goal for the China team! Nice shot!

So did Sister Song Qingqing sober up or not?!

Lin Shuang turned to pretend to watch the stars: Don’t tell me this is my mentor! I don’t know her!

Song Qingqing picked up her glasses that flew off, put them back on, looked back at Lin Shuang, patted her butt, and continued to rush headlong into the dorm.

Counting stars for a while, Lin Shuang soon came out with a black plastic bag.

It was so dark and secretive, as if she was going to make some shady deal with Lin Shuang.

Song Qingqing showed him the goods she brought, "It’s a specialty from our hometown, big plums!"

Lin Shuang took it and saw that the dark purple fruit was very plump and looked delicious.

"What’s this for? Bribing me?"

"Thank you for walking me back to the dorm."

"Then how about you add one credit to my score, mentor!"

"No shortcuts!"

While saying this, Sister Song Qingqing patted the dust off her butt—Lin Shuang had reason to suspect she was flirting!

"Ow, ow, ow... this fall really sobered me up completely."

"Well... congratulations, then?"

Lin Shuang smiled and waved his hand, preparing to head home.

"Wait a minute!"

Song Qingqing grabbed the hem of his clothes, her short hair sticking up like a bristly hedgehog.

"Hmm? What’s up?"

Lin Shuangxin thought to himself, Sister, you’re not seriously thinking about keeping me as a sugar baby with just this bag of plums, are you?

Let me go home! I’ve got a mansion girl waiting for me at home!

Song Qingqing fiddled with her hair, making it even messier.

What looked like a bristly hedgehog just now is now like...

A mushroom cloud explosion?

Boom shakalaka!

After playing with the mushroom cloud for a while, Song Qingqing adjusted her glasses and finally spoke, "Lin Shuang, I didn’t say anything strange just now, did I?"

Lin Shuang blinked, "Sobered up?"

She got drunk fast and sobered up just as fast!

Song Qingqing then pulled down all the mushroom cloud hair, covering her eyes—now she’s turned into Sadako.

A Sadako hatching from the mushroom cloud, how magical.

"Sorry about that."

Though she said this, Sister Song Qingqing still sounded quite assertive and self-righteous, "I get a bit weird after touching alcohol."

Probably turned into Sadako, hair covering her eyes so she doesn’t have to face Lin Shuang, right? The ostrich strategy!

Lin Shuang couldn’t help but laugh with a bit of malice, "Well, no worries, you didn’t say anything, and I didn’t hear anything."

As soon as he said this, he watched the mushroom cloud explode once again and then explode toward him.

Explosion!

Song Qingqing, with her hair blowing up like a mushroom cloud, lunged at Lin Shuang, grabbed his shoulders, and started shaking him violently—like a pancake vendor shaking ketchup vigorously to get it out easier, nearly homogenizing Lin Shuang’s brain.

"Forget it, forget it! Forget all about it~"

The sister sang an aria right under the dormitory building, truly a triple sigh with lingering sounds.

The voice-activated lights in the hallway were all lit up by her soprano.

Lin Shuang felt his brain resonating with her aria, about to be knocked unconscious.

This time I’m really gonna forget all about physics.

He raised his hand in surrender, "Completely forgotten!"

Song Qingqing, deft with her ketchup bottle shaking skills, finally stopped, and repeated once more, "Forget it!"

"I don’t remember anything anymore!"

Hehe, just kidding, I remember everything!

Too bad, I should have recorded her confessions...

Upon thinking this, Lin Shuang suddenly remembered that he actually did leave a piece of evidence behind.

The car dash cam! While driving, it automatically records everything outside the car and the audio inside!

Song Qingqing, unaware that Lin Shuang had fully grasped the evidence, patted down the bag of plums.

"Since you have already accepted the bribe, you must forget."

"...That was to thank me for giving you a ride home!"

Song Qingqing waved her hand dismissively, "That’s all of course."

Really cost-efficient indeed.

Lin Shuang chuckled and tossed the bag onto the passenger seat, got into the car, "Off I go, see ya."

"No need to see you out—Oh right, the finals are next week, you must come for the exam, can’t skip it."

"Definitely coming, I’m a good student, watch me rank first in the class."

Lin Shuang stepped on the gas, drove out of the dorm area, and as he was turning the corner, he could still see Song Qingqing standing downstairs at the dormitory from the rearview mirror.

——Standing there like a supervisor, making sure Lin Shuang forgets the nonsense she blurted out while drunk.

Lin Shuang drove slowly and merrily fiddled with the dash cam interface.

Very good, everything is recorded, the audio is quite clear.

"... Sponsor me, Lin Shuang!" fɾeeweɓnѳveɭ.com

Brilliant, just brilliant.

Lin Shuang took a bite of the plum from his pocket and then puckered up so severely, he nearly jumped three feet off the ground, almost dissolving his teeth with the sourness.

This stuff is way too sour!

Lucky for me, I kept the evidence! If I exchanged all this for forgetting such a brilliant moment, it’d be a huge loss!

He decided to try another one to see if the last was just an anomaly, whether he misjudged these plump, juicy plums.

As he reached out, he pulled out a packet of fried mushrooms instead.

The kind that come in a bagged snack.

Pulling over to the roadside, Lin Shuang checked the bag—on top was a layer of plums, below were all kinds of snacks, and even a bar of yogurt.

Thirsty after being shaken by the senior, perhaps his fluids had been shaken out.

He took a look at the yogurt, there was a promotional event; you might win another bottle when you open the lid.

Lin Shuang opened it and saw: Thank you for your patronage.

Damn, I hope I haven’t been infected with the senior’s bad luck!

Right then, a message from the senior popped up, "I accidentally left my secret stash of snacks in that bag ahhh!"

"Senior is so polite, then I’ll unceremoniously accept it."

Lin Shuang engaged in a word battle with the senior, while listening to her recording, munching on her snacks.

The fried mushroom snacks are actually pretty good.

Yep, it reminds Lin Shuang of the senior’s mushroom cloud hairstyle...

After finishing the bag of fried mushrooms and drinking the yogurt, he took a picture of the stars streaming across the sky and posted it in the "Family of Love" group chat.

"The stars are plentiful tonight, very beautiful."

"Is Lin Dasha saying there are a lot of beautiful girls outside?"

Wanwan has an enterprise-level understanding!

"Is Brother Shuang not coming back tonight again?"

"Master should come home early."

Lin Shuang chuckled and stepped on the accelerator, "On my way, and by the way, I brought you guys some snacks and plums."

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