The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 538 Let’s Soak the Campus Belle Together (Second Update)

Chapter 538: Chapter 538 Let’s Soak the Campus Belle Together (Second Update)

Guys at Tsinghua were about to explode with rage, especially the single ones.

Dammit, it was only now that they remembered that Goddess Ye shared a lease with Goddess Le.

Especially when they saw Xiele Di, sitting cross-legged on the couch, clutching a big plate of spicy crayfish with a look of resentment, they wished they could buy a knife and rush to slay Zhang Fan on the spot.

Fucking hell, what kind of world is this? It’s bad enough you’re cohabiting with Goddess Ye, but why the hell would you include Goddess Le too?

On regular days, getting to exchange a few words with the top ten beauties was the greatest joy, and now you’re telling me you’re living with two goddesses?

This damn situation must be the result of eighty lifetimes of good fortune.

Just thinking about waking up to see two goddesses every morning made a bunch of single dogs’ eyes turn red.

Who can they reason with?

"Let’s defend the goddesses together, brothers! Let’s kill Zhang Fan together!"

"Count me in, I want to die alongside Zhang Fan!"

However, a group of girls replied with disdain.

"Dream on, a bunch of dead fishes, come and compare when you have that kind of cooking skill!"

The girls’ replies instantly crushed the last straw of hope in their hearts!

"Ah ah ah ah! I’m going crazy."

The wails resounded throughout Tsinghua.

At the same time, Gao Qi’s eyes also sparkled as he looked at the photo of the full table of delicious food.

Especially the spicy crayfish, that was his favorite.

Gao Qi instantly took off running.

He must go mooch a meal; he knew how good Zhang Fan’s cooking was, damn, he hadn’t had an authentic hometown dish in Capital City yet.

"Oh no, it’s time for class."

"I can’t, I have to go."

"Junior Zhang Fan, we’ll come again tonight."

A group of girls reluctantly put down their chopsticks, gazing at the full table of food with eyes shining with intense envy.

When these people walked out the door, Xiele Di immediately jumped up from the couch and hurried to close the door.

In her hand, there was still a bright red crayfish.

But the poor crayfish had its pincers bitten to pieces by Xiele Di.

"Humph, Ye Xuan and Xiele Di are basically serving a life of servitude being born into their worlds; why the hell does Zhang Fan get to cook for them?"

"Exactly, I’m coming over tonight too."

"I’m joining as well."

Hearing the voices outside, Xiele Di was grinding her teeth with irritation.

A life of servitude for eight generations?

I’m a beauty that makes fish sink and birds fall, the moon ashamed and flowers embarrassed; how many people would line up to cook for me?

Immediately, Xiele Di bared her teeth and took a bite at the crayfish.

Crunch! Crunch! Crunch, one after the other!

Just at that moment, Gao Qi’s voice rang out: "Fanzi, I, Gao Qi."

"Busty girl, open the door!" Zhang Fan shouted.

"Ptui!"

Xiele Di directly kicked up her leg, sending her slipper flying toward Zhang Fan.

"I’m not your damn maid, piss off!" Xiele Di roared but still opened the door regardless.

"Hehe!"

With a sheepish grin, Gao Qi walked in, rubbing his hands together as he approached Zhang Fan.

"Yo, you’re still eating, perfect, I haven’t had lunch yet," Gao Qi chuckled.

Gao Qi was not about to stand on ceremony with Zhang Fan, his buddy from childhood. If it wasn’t for Ye Xuan and Xiele Di, he would have kicked the door in without needing any excuses.

"Go wash your hands, get your own bowl!" Zhang Fan said with a smile.

"Got it!"

Xiele Di didn’t mind, after all, replacing seven or eight people with just one, was still a win for her no matter how you looked at it.

Once the dishes hit the table, nobody spoke, all four people went at it full force.

But as time slowly passed, Di Xiele’s pair of beautiful eyes widened in shock.

She had been complaining about the possibility of leftovers, but as it turned out...

There were thirteen large platters of food on the table!

Plus two pots of rice!

All of it got devoured, and seeing Zhang Fan still looking somewhat unsatisfied, she stared at him in disbelief.

What the hell is this guy’s stomach made of?

Gao Qi, fully aware of the free meal etiquette, promptly started cleaning up the dishes and went off to wash them.

"I’ll do it!"

Ye Xuan and Di Xiele said.

Zhang Fan shook his head, "Don’t bother, ever since fifth grade, Gao Qi has been freeloading meals at my place, and he’s always the one washing the dishes."

"Cough cough!"

Gao Qi nearly smashed a plate.

Come on, can you give me some face here!

Di Xiele, however, started chuckling as she sized up the odd pair of Zhang Fan and Gao Qi.

One cooks, the other washes dishes, they totally have the vibe of a couple!

The more she observed, the stranger the look in Di Xiele’s eyes became, and discretely, she whispered to Ye Xuan, "Ye Zi, could Zhang Fan be gay?"

"Pff!"

Zhang Fan spat out his water and immediately glared at Di Xiele with clenched teeth, "Come on, let’s test that theory!"

Di Xiele stood her ground, hands on hips, staring back at Zhang Fan, "Bring it on, I’m not scared of you."

"Stop it, let’s rest a bit. We’ll go shopping later, didn’t get anything done this morning!" Ye Xuan said.

"Hmph, I really don’t want to go," Di Xiele said as she yawned and headed towards the bedroom.

"Eat and sleep, no wonder your chest is so big!" Zhang Fan mumbled as he too headed to the kitchen to help Gao Qi clean up.

"Fanzi, will Ouyang Feng really show up for tomorrow’s game?" Gao Qi said with a hint of worry.

He had been running around the basketball club that morning.

Even though Zhang Fan said Ouyang Feng would come, he couldn’t quite believe it, and he was ready to invite some people in the hope of putting together a team.

However, no one wanted to be on their team.

So, he was worried that if Ouyang Feng didn’t show, tomorrow’s game would become the biggest joke for him and Zhang Fan at Tsinghua even before it started.

Zhang Fan just laughed, "Don’t worry, if Ouyang the tycoon dares not show up, I’ll go demolish his house tomorrow."

Gao Qi rolled his eyes!

What stature Ouyang Feng had, the Ouyang Family in Capital City was a giant!

Back in S city, he didn’t have much of an idea about Ouyang Feng.

But once he came to Capital City, someone like Ouyang Feng was someone he could only look up to!

Probably, only Zhang Fan could speak of him so lightly.

"Come do some shopping with us later and help us carry some stuff," Zhang Fan said with a smile.

"No problem! But, are you really living here?" Gao Qi asked.

"What’s the issue?" Zhang Fan responded.

Gao Qi shrugged, "You should take a look at the school forum, those looking to get you are probably enough to form a full squad."

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes too, "Blame me, huh? By the way, how’s your girlfriend doing?"

"We broke up!" Gao Qi’s expression suddenly darkened!

"Why?" Zhang Fan’s eyes widened! Hell, weren’t they just eating dinner together last night!

"How should I know! Woke up this morning to a text, it was from her," Gao Qi said.

"Big deal, let’s go hit on the campus beauties together!" Zhang Fan snickered.

"What did you say!" Ye Xuan scolded from the kitchen doorway.

"You’re the one who’s the campus beauty," Zhang Fan said with a laugh.