The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 539 Strip Dance? (Third Update)
Chapter 539: Chapter 539 Strip Dance? (Third Update)
Buying daily necessities was very simple; the school supermarket had everything.
When Zhang Fan and Gao Qi, carrying a pile of items, were strolling through the school with Ye Xuan, the passing men all had a menacing look.
"I’m so pissed off, this guy actually dares to blatantly shop for daily necessities with Goddess Ye."
"Where’s my knife, where’s my knife!"
The sound of teeth grinding continued incessantly.
Hearing these voices, Gao Qi was breaking out in a cold sweat, especially feeling the murderous glares around them, he almost ran away.
Good lord, this isn’t going to end up in a fight, is it?
However, as if Zhang Fan didn’t see these people at all, he was chatting and laughing with Ye Xuan, picking out daily necessities in an affectionate manner.
This only intensified the hostility around them.
"Fan Zi, have we bought enough yet?"
Gao Qi asked in a low voice, feeling the increasingly oppressive atmosphere, he couldn’t help but speak up.
"It seems like we’re almost done, but Ye Zi, what should I buy for shampoo, is this one okay?" Zhang Fan asked Ye Xuan, twisting a bottle of shampoo.
"This product isn’t very good, for shower gel, shampoo, you can just use ours!" Ye Xuan said softly.
Immediately, the killing aura intensified once again.
Damn it, sharing shower gel and shampoo?
Ahhh, damn it all, I can barely hold back the primal forces within me.
"Huff, huff, huff!"
The sound of heavy breathing was intense.
"I’ll go down and wait for you guys."
Gao Qi turned tail and ran.
Dammit, at this rate, I’ll be an innocent victim caught in the crossfire!
"We should head back!" Ye Xuan also perceived the tense atmosphere around them and couldn’t help but blush.
"Well, yeah, let’s go then!"
Zhang Fan nodded in agreement.
"Are we still going to look at beds?" Zhang Fan suddenly asked.
Beds?
The ears of those around perked up and immediately, they were grinding their teeth.
For crying out loud, how can one not think in that direction with such a keyword!
"Zhang Fan, don’t go too far!" one guy finally shouted.
"That’s right, keep showing off and I might just take you down with me!" others shouted in unison. freeweɓnovēl.coɱ
Zhang Fan’s mouth curled up in a slight smile and he said softly, "May your hands and feet be agile!"
"Your sister! I’m going to slaughter you!"
One guy suddenly charged toward Zhang Fan.
However, in the next moment, Li Liang’s voice rang out.
He had followed Zhang Fan upon seeing him because, currently, Zhang Fan’s ability to stir up trouble was just too strong, and he really didn’t feel relieved.
See, just coming out to buy some stuff and a fight could start.
"Whoever dares to start a fight will be held back a year."
The words "held back a year" finally snapped the surrounding crowd back to their senses.
"Zhang Fan, just you wait, tomorrow, I want to see how you get thrashed. Humph!"
"Exactly, with just you and Gao Qi, let’s see how you play basketball!"
"You don’t need to worry about that!" Zhang Fan said indifferently, walking shoulder to shoulder back to the apartment with Ye Xuan.
After Gao Qi put down his things, he too took off running.
As for Ye Xuan, she went off to class with Di Xiele, and with nothing else to do, Zhang Fan ran off to the main square and took on the duty of chief instructor.
Looking at Wang Xiaoqin, Zhang Fan also thought about the task released by the System.
But Wang Xiaoqin’s teeth-gritting expression left Zhang Fan with no choice but to feel helpless.
This damn task is really difficult.
At this moment, he was one hundred percent certain that Wang Xiaoqin’s wish was definitely to slaughter him.
So, Zhang Fan decided to put this matter on hold.
He had initially wanted to play ’stargazing’ to peek at the skirts of a group of girls, but seeing them all switch to camouflage outfits, he dismissed the idea.
The combat training was also added to the schedule.
However, during this time, Zhang Fan added Di Xiele and Wang Xiaoqin to his Planting Spirit list.
Oh, and An Jiu, Yuan Shui’er, Ai Lan too.
With Zhang Xiaoyuan’s Spiritual Value already accumulated over 30,000, there were only three spots left.
As for Wang Xiaoqin’s base friend Guo Shuang, Zhang Fan decided not to add her.
After all, Guo Shuang, well, she had no highlights.
And he was still eyeing the other five beauties of Tsinghua!
Time passed quickly, and by six o’clock, Zhang Fan went back to prepare dinner.
The moment Di Xiele got back, she hung a sign at the door.
"No entry for strangers, or face a black-belt Taekwondo practitioner."
That warning, laden with a killing aura, worked rather well—the group of girls who had planned to mooch a meal left shaking their heads and sighing after reading the sign.
After all, there were quite a few rumors about Di Xiele’s violence.
Early the next morning, Zhang Fan was woken up by a call from Gao Qi.
Gao Qi was very anxious, as this was the key to whether he could stay at Tsinghua.
If he took first place in the basketball showdown, he would be exempted from retaking courses and could continue at Tsinghua.
Otherwise, fifteen credits would be impossible to achieve, even if he exerted himself to the utmost.
And the whole Tsinghua was abuzz with excitement.
Just past seven, the basketball court was already packed.
Countless guys were gnashing their teeth as they looked around for Zhang Fan, curious to see what he would use to win today’s basketball showdown.
"Zhou Bangquan, go announce that no one from the basketball club will join Zhang Fan’s team. This time, I want to see what he’s going to use to take first place," Liao Fucheng said, his voice chilling, from his wheelchair.
"Oh, and how’s it going with Brother Hu?" Liao Fucheng asked.
"Heh heh!"
A sinister smile spread across Zhou Bangquan’s face.
"Brother Hu has sent word. They will send people over today. At that time, we just need to lure Zhang Fan out of school, and he’s a dead man."
"Tell them to bring more people; it won’t be easy to take care of Zhang Fan," Liao Fucheng said.
"Hmm," Zhou Bangquan, touching his still sore face, turned and left.
At the same time, the group of guys who saw the basketball club’s announcement were overjoyed.
"Hahaha, no one from the basketball club will join Zhang Fan’s team; they’re doomed this time," they said.
"Tsk, tsk, didn’t Zhang Fan boast before? Now, I want to see how he helps Gao Qi take first place," they mused.
The entire court erupted in cheers as thunderous as roaring thunder.
"You’re doomed today, Zhang Fan, just you and Gao Qi, how will you play?" Di Xiele teased.
"What if I win?" Zhang Fan said with a smile.
"Cut it out, if you win, I’ll do a striptease for you," Di Xiele said incredulously.
Just Zhang Fan and Gao Qi, chances are they couldn’t even assemble a team, not to mention taking first place, wishful thinking.
Yet Zhang Fan’s eyes lit up.
"Heh, you said it," Zhang Fan’s gaze swept over Di Xiele with intensity.
Tsk tsk, a striptease, that would be worth watching!