Oops! My Beast Mates Can Hear My Inner Voice
Chapter 16 - 15: A Three-Person Shuraba
When Su Mo woke up the next morning, the sun was already high in the sky.
She groggily opened her eyes, and a DING echoed in her mind.
A message popped up from the System Laboratory. The analysis of Long Yan’s blood from last night was complete.
Su Mo glanced at it. The composition was rather complex.
Su Mo frowned. "This poisoner is ruthless. They were clearly trying to kill Long Yan."
The laboratory displayed, "No matching antidote protocol currently available. Please continue your efforts, Host~"
"Tch~" Su Mo cursed. ’Useless piece of crap!’
She changed her clothes, and when she opened the door, she saw villagers sitting in neat rows in the courtyard.
At the very back was a familiar face. Ah Nuan glanced at Su Mo, looking a little awkward.
In truth, she wasn’t here to see a doctor today. She just wanted to see Mo Yuan, the High Priest, and Yue Ying...
But Yue Ying had said that anyone not seeking treatment had to leave, so she had no choice but to grab a small stool and reluctantly take a seat.
Yue Ying walked over with a smile. "Wife, they’re all here for you to treat. I’ve already arranged them in order of urgency. How about you eat breakfast first, then see them?"
"..."
Before Su Mo could even react, the man at the head of the line, his face contorted in pain, pleaded, "I’m having trouble breathing. Can you please see me first?"
’If he weren’t in such agony, he wouldn’t be here seeking help from Su Mo. After all, the whole village said this female wasn’t right in the head. She had a history of doing things that were nothing short of shocking and outrageous...’
"Right away!"
Su Mo immediately walked over to the man, observed him for a moment, then reached out and placed her hand on the Male Beastman’s pulse-heart.
She frowned and asked, "What did you eat this morning?"
"I ate some roasted bird meat, and I also picked some wild fruit on the mountain. The fruit was big and red, and I’d never seen anything like it before, so I ate a few of them. Not long after, this started happening."
"Open your mouth and let me see."
The man opened his mouth as requested. His throat was red and swollen. Seeing that, along with the red rash on his skin, Su Mo came to a conclusion.
"It’s an allergic reaction. I’ll write you a prescription. Go home, brew it, and drink it immediately. Use it as an external wash, too. If your symptoms get worse, come back and see me right away."
"Okay, thank you!"
After he left, the next patient stepped forward. He was suffering from unbearable abdominal pain and vomiting.
She diagnosed it as ’acute gastroenteritis’.
Su Mo gave him a prescription and instructed, "From now on, you should wash all fish and meat thoroughly and cook them completely before eating. The same goes for vegetables high in oxalic acid—they need to be blanched in water before you eat them."
The man asked with a bewildered expression, "What are ’vegetables high in oxalic acid’?"
"...Uh..." Su Mo was taken aback, then remembered that vegetables in the Beast World didn’t have specific names.
They were all just collectively known as "wild greens."
She thought for a moment, then said, "I’ll draw pictures of them later and post them on a wall for everyone to see. Or better yet, I’ll get some samples and stick them up there too!"
The man nodded dubiously. "Oh~"
Su Mo just smiled. "Next!"
She quickly finished seeing the few people in the courtyard, and at last, it was Ah Nuan’s turn.
A flash of doubt crossed Ah Nuan’s face as she looked at Su Mo.
Su Mo frowned. "If you don’t want a consultation, then..." ’You can just wait on the side.’
Thinking Su Mo was about to kick her out, Ah Nuan quickly held out her wrist. "I do!"
Su Mo felt for her pulse-heart, then frowned. "You’ve missed your period for two months, haven’t you?"
"And you have some gynecological problems. Things haven’t been very comfortable for you lately... when you’re intimate, right?"
Ah Nuan looked at Su Mo in astonishment, then nodded with some embarrassment.
’No wonder I heard people from the next village over gossiping about Ah Nuan’s two Beast Husbands. They’ve been really unhappy with her lately. So that’s what it was... dissatisfaction in the bedroom! This is an easy fix. I’ll make sure she gets her ’harmonious life’ back!’
Behind Su Mo, the eyes of Yue Ying and the others flew wide open, and they exchanged glances.
’Our wife... knows about things like that?!’
"I’ll write you a prescription. Take it home and use it as a wash with your Beast Husbands. I’ll also give you an oral medication to decoct; that will regulate your period. I guarantee that in one month, you’ll be glowing and full of vigor!"
"Oh, and make sure your Beast Husbands practice good hygiene; don’t let them cut corners. And one more thing: if you get sick in the future, get it checked out right away. It’s awful to let things linger."
Ah Nuan stared at Su Mo, her face flushed. ’How many females would have the nerve to talk about this kind of stuff so openly?’
’This unmarried female is talking about it all without so much as batting an eye. She’s so shameless!’
Seeing her expression, Su Mo raised the prescription she’d just written and frowned. "You don’t want it? Forget it, then!"
She made a move to pull it back, but Ah Nuan, face beet-red, snatched it from her hand.
"W-who said I don’t want it!"
Su Mo chuckled. Just then, another DING echoed in her mind.
Little Nine: "Congratulations, Host! You have successfully paid off your point debt and now have a balance of 120 points~ Here are the items available for redemption. Please take a look~"
Su Mo scanned the list. 120 points could get her a package of snail rice noodles and a ham sausage.
However, if she redeemed one of those "sexy little outfits" and managed to sell it, she could earn 240 points!
’The System just said I have to sell it, not for how much. I can just sell it for whatever, right?’
Su Mo glanced at the person before her, and an idea sparked in her mind.
"Ah Nuan, I’ve got something really good. Are you interested?"
"What kind of good thing?"
Su Mo leaned in and whispered a few words in her ear. Ah Nuan’s face paled, then flushed bright red.
Standing behind her, Yue Ying, Fei Yan, and Mo Xiao all held their breath, trying to listen in.
Unfortunately, her voice was too quiet for them to hear a thing.
"You... you! You!" Ah Nuan, blushing furiously, glared at Su Mo, so flustered she couldn’t form a complete sentence.
"It only costs two bird eggs~ Your harmonious marital life depends on it!"
"You’re shameless!"
Face crimson, Ah Nuan fled as if her life depended on it.
Su Mo didn’t call after her. She just went to wash up and have breakfast. ’Anyway,’ she thought, ’the points I’m destined to earn won’t be able to escape me~’
Just as she was gathering her dirty clothes to be washed, she saw Ah Nuan furtively approaching.
She quietly shoved three bird eggs into Su Mo’s pocket and, blushing, whispered, "Where’s the item?"
Su Mo quickly redeemed the small, red lace lingerie set from the System Mall and shoved it into Ah Nuan’s hand.
"If you like wearing it, come back for more!"
’Hehe, this little thing is going to blow the doors wide open on a whole new side of the Beast World! With a big mouth like Ah Nuan, she’s sure to send plenty of other Big Yellow Girls my way! I’ll make a small fortune just selling these sexy little outfits! This clever brain of mine truly has a knack for business. I can’t wait for the day I become the richest businesswoman in the Beast World!’
Ah Nuan took one look at it and her eyes went wide. "A-are you sure this can be worn?"
Su Mo gave a sly grin. "Of course. The results will be spectacular, I guarantee it!"
"Oh, right, I also have collars, chains..."
Su Mo proceeded to explain the uses for each item, causing Ah Nuan’s face and ears to burn crimson.
"You... you’re a lunatic!"
Blushing, Ah Nuan turned and stumbled away into the distance.
Not far off, Yue Ying and Fei Yan exchanged a glance, both thinking that Su Mo was acting very strangely this morning.
’What in the world is a "sexy little outfit," and what’s a "Big Yellow Girl"?’
After another glance at each other, Yue Ying grabbed a handful of wild greens and ran to catch up with Ah Nuan. "Mrs. Ah Nuan, please wait."
"Our wife wanted you to have these wild greens."
Ah Nuan froze, instinctively and nervously trying to better conceal the flash of red in her hand.
"I have some at home!"
Yue Ying’s gaze swept over the red item—the one Su Mo had secretly given Ah Nuan moments ago.
He was a little curious about what it was. "Don’t be shy, take them!"
As he spoke, Yue Ying tried to shove the greens into her hands. As Ah Nuan pushed back, the red garment she was holding dropped to the ground...
Ah Nuan scrambled to pick it up, but Yue Ying had already gotten a clear look at the red item.
’It looked so... flimsy...’
Seeing Yue Ying’s stunned expression, Ah Nuan blushed and snapped, "I told you I didn’t want them! Why did you have to force them on me!"
With that, she bolted and vanished from sight.
As a Fox Beastman, Yue Ying had a very sharp mind.
He only needed one look at some things to guess the general idea.
—
’Actually, that red number would look even better on that fox, Yue Ying~ The collar would be perfect for that devilishly handsome Mo Xiao, and the dog leash... that’s for Fei Yan~ Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! What is all this depraved nonsense I’m thinking? I’ve definitely been reading too much smut! It’s a sin, I tell you!’
Yue Ying pictured himself in that red outfit... He pursed his lips and let out a soft chuckle, an unconscious gleam of desire flickering in his eyes.
’So that’s her kink, is it? Well then, I’ll give it a shot tonight. It’s not every day you find a wife as interesting as she is. I can’t miss this opportunity. Tonight, I’ll throw all my shame to the wind.’
A short distance away, Fei Yan and Mo Xiao snapped back to reality, their ears flushing uncontrollably. But when they happened to catch the calculating glint in Yue Ying’s eyes, they both frowned in unison.
’That damn fox is definitely up to no good. We have to watch out for him.’
That night, a black, ghost-like figure slipped into Su Mo’s room and dove under her bed.
This was followed by another strange noise, but Su Mo was fast asleep and completely unaware.
She seemed to be dreaming. In the dream, she was holding a large, brilliantly colored bird. Suddenly, the bird transformed into a man, and she found she couldn’t keep her hands off his well-defined muscles!
Fei Yan felt like he was about to combust. He had entered in his beast form, planning to lie in wait for the ever-unpredictable Yue Ying. But no sooner had he arrived than she’d grabbed him, pulled him into an embrace, and started feeling him up and down...
Blushing, he shifted into his human form to stop her, but she just unconsciously tugged open the sash of his robes.
A prying sound came from the other side of the door...
’Yue Ying was here!’
Fei Yan quickly grabbed an animal-skin blanket, concealed his aura, and hid in a dark corner.
In her daze, Su Mo thought she smelled a strange, sweet fragrance. When she opened her eyes, she found herself in a sea of dazzling flowers.
Yue Ying was dressed in a sheer red robe as thin as a cicada’s wings. His voice was like honey as he asked, "Momo, am I beautiful~"
Su Mo’s mind was hazy. As she watched him draw near, a strange and unfamiliar feeling welled up inside her.
Yue Ying took the opportunity to nestle against her, taking her hand and guiding it down from his Adam’s apple...
His enchanting fox eyes gazed into hers, his breath as fragrant as an orchid. "Does my wife like this version of me?"
Su Mo’s blood ran hot. Meeting his foxy gaze, she completely lost all reason and murmured, "I... like it."
Yue Ying leaned closer with a bewitching smile. "Then give me a kiss."
The fox stared at the lips that had tempted him for so long. He leaned over, grabbed a nearby animal-skin blanket, and covered both himself and Jiang Yan completely.
Just as he was about to lean in for that long-awaited kiss, his gaze suddenly landed on the far side of the bed, where the High Priest, Fei Yan, was sitting with his robes wide open.
Fei Yan: "..."
Yue Ying: "!!!"
The two stared at each other in stunned, and slightly awkward, silence.
Suddenly, a snake’s tail slithered out from under the bed...