Fu Ling is still in the room hesitating whether to go downstairs, when she sees the culprit sneaking back up, then pulling her aside, saying mysteriously, "Honey, didn’t you suspect last time that Ziqiao isn’t quite up to it?"

Sent to follow and investigate was Su Ziqiao, "..."

Not up to what? There? Where?

Su Ziqiao couldn’t help but glance at his crotch.

Damn, Mom, when did you find out I’m no good? I just said I was picked up, how is he not up to it? He’s really capable, alright!

"I think Yunhai might not be up to it either."

Su Ziqiao was about to get furious when he heard his father say, "Yunhai looks like he’s not up to it either."

Su Ziqiao, "..."

Well, maybe he’s not picked up.

At least there’s someone who shares the same fate as him, no wonder they’re brothers.

"No wonder they’re brothers," Su Encai sighed and said, "Do you think maybe the two of them are that something something? And then they couldn’t do it?"

Su Encai sighed and said.

Su Ziqiao, "..."

What do you mean by that something something? And not up to it?

Even though he understood every word his father said, why couldn’t he understand it when put together?

The pure-hearted Su Ziqiao thought to himself.

"I wonder what goes through your head all day?" Fu Ling poked his forehead with her index finger, "How is that possible? Even if Ziqiao might be bent, Yunhai couldn’t be bent, right?"

Su Ziqiao, "..."

He surely was picked up, what do you mean by he’s possibly bent.

He’s very straight, alright? 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

"But last night you gave him the stuff, and he didn’t use it," Su Encai remarked, "If he could do it, why didn’t he use it? Or is it because our Lingling isn’t charming enough?"

He scratched his head, "Well, honey, when you have time, teach her more, give her a good lecture."

He knows best about his wife’s ability.

As soon as he finished, his wife kicked him, "You think everyone is like you, Yunhai not using it means he can’t do it? That’s because he’s considerate of Lingling."

He’s a beast, thinking everyone is just as beastly as he is.

Su Encai complained, "Then why do you say Ziqiao can’t do it? Isn’t it because Ziqiao doesn’t have a partner?"

Su Ziqiao, "... I can’t do it just because I don’t have a wife?"

The couple turned around in surprise, only to see Su Ziqiao standing gloomily at the door watching them, "Since when can’t I do it?"

He’s so brave.

Though no woman has used it yet, only Five Sister, but he knows it’s functioning well.

Can’t do it?

Can’t do it!

This is terribly damaging to his self-esteem.

"Ziqiao, Mom didn’t mean it that way." Seeing her son’s aggrieved expression, Fu Ling hurriedly explained, "You’re great, you’re really capable, you’re up to it."

It’s too late for anything now, he wouldn’t believe it.

Humph...

Su Ziqiao angrily glared at his parents, these two are just too bad!

"It’s just a wife, in a few days I’ll bring one home for you." Su Ziqiao said with a pout, "There are plenty of girls for your son."

But it depends on whether he wants to bring one back.

"What?" Fu Ling glared at him, "I’m telling you, Su Ziqiao, don’t act on impulse, if you dare bring home any improper girls, I’ll have your dad break your leg."

So, he can’t get to know any decent girls?

It’s indeed wise not to expect too much from them.