Reincarnated as a Mushroom?
BLURB> He was reborn by mistake. Raised with purpose. Loved by a god. Worshipped by monsters. And the galaxy doesn't stand a fucking chance.Irvine's soul took one wrong turn through the wheel of karma and woke up in a body grown by an intergalactic hivemind goddess with boundary issues and galaxy-sized ambition. Now he's the golden child of a psychic swarm that feeds on control and burns whole worlds for affection.With Crystal at the helm, warriors like Kimchi, relic-weapons like Kiya, and a council of psionic horrors eager to call him king, Irvine must choose what kind of god he wants to be.Because when a hivemind learns to love......it doesn't know when to stop.The universe will kneelor get devoured trying.SYNOPSISIrvine didn't ask to be reincarnated, but the cosmos had other plans. And it didn't hand him a cheat code or a clean slatejust one random boon, selected by an uncaring divine roulette wheel.Good karma? Bad karma? Balanced as all fuck.Now he's reborn in the body of a psionically tuned alien hybrid, raised from psychic infancy by Crystal, the hivemind queen of a race so advanced they've abandoned individuality for shared omniscience. All except her baby boy.Irvine is the singularity inside the swarm, the first soul allowed to think, dream, and desire independently. Trained by warriors like Kimchi, advised by bio-symbiotes like Kiya, loved ferociously by hive sisters like Diane, and shadowed by powers ancient and unnamed, Irvine is both weapon and wielder, saint and sacrifice.But empires don't run on hugs and handjobs. As Crystal expands her dominionacross star systems and sentient nebulaeIrvine must lead the charge through blood, fire, and psionic flame.His soul is still human. His body? Engineered for extinction. His heart? Not entirely his anymore.
- C.76 - 75: The Strip Between Worlds and the Toothy Men Who Wait There
- C.75 - 74: Arrival at the Heart of the Ecumenopolis, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bureaucracy
- C.74 - 73: The Scent of Command, the Stink of Politics
- C.73 - 72: A Seam in the Seamless — When Protocol Meets Paranoia
- C.72 - 71: The Craving That Broke Crystal’s Composure
- C.71 - 70: A Song of Circuits and Cunt-Glares
- C.70 - 69: The Invisible Claw and the Meat on My Chest
- C.69 - 68: Velvet Foresight, Curdled Threats, and Kimchi’s Tender Restraint
- C.68 - 67: The Mutation She Left Behind, or: An Unexpected Gift for Research
- C.67 - 66: Son of the Flesh Gospel, or: Are You My Father?
- C.66 - 65: The Queen Beneath the Laser, or: A Surprise So Hard It Needed a Teleporter
- C.65 - 64: Cathedrals of Light Piercing Heaven — A Beam Between Birth and Betrayal
- C.64 - 63: The Crowned Cunt and the Blue Comet — A Game of Teeth and Tag
- C.63 - 62: The Pyrography of Possession — A Lover’s Seal in Flesh and Flame
- C.62 - 61: Memory of the Basilisk Strain — Echoes from a Flesh-Wet War
- C.61 - 60: Of Partings and Psionic Pheromones—A Symphony of Departure
- C.60 - 59: The Sword That Purrs Beneath the Bloodcy and the Fire Mage’s Reward
- C.59 - 58: Where Pain Becomes Doctrine and Devotion
- C.58 - 57: The Heat Beneath Her Hunger
- C.57 - 56: Blades in the Water, Hunger in the Trees
- C.56 - 55: The Ritual of Thigh and Tongue, or: How to Worship a Warrior
- C.55 - 54: A Garden for the Warborn, a Reward for the Faithful
- C.54 - 53: “Crimson Tendrils, Caught in the Act”
- C.53 - 52: “Schemes Beneath Tentacles and Silk”
- C.52 - 51: “Across All Space, She Is Still Seen”
- C.51 - 50: “Blind the Eye That Loves Too Deeply”
- C.50 - 49: "The Chonker Sentinel and the Architect’s Week of Stillness"
- C.49 - 48: "The Carrot, the Lash, and the Skyborne Sinner"
- C.48 - 47: The Madness You Make Me Love
- C.47 - 46: The Soul of the Beast Made Manifest
- C.46 - 45: The Heart That Refused to Die, and the God That Fed It
- C.45 - 44: Bonk II – The Stick Remembers
- C.44 - 43: The Stick, the Sinner, and the Sovereign Bedrest
- C.43 - 42: The Crown Breaks, But the King Endures
- C.42 - 41: The Devouring of Boons, the Bloom of Madness
- C.41 - 40: The Silence of Unraised Standards
- C.40 - 39: The Fractured Seed of Futurity
- C.39 - 38: The Tallymarks That Remember Me
- C.38 - 37: The Womb That Hungers, The Dream That Splits
- C.37 - 36: The Price of a Palm, the Debt of a Kiss
- C.36 - Thirty-Five: The Synaptic Threshold and the Afterglow of Catastrophe
- C.35 - 34: “In the Mouth of Her God: Tales from the Green War”
- C.34 - 33: The Archivist’s Memory is Laced with Blood and Candy
- C.33 - XXXII: The Oracle Devours the Moonlight Within MeOnyx’
- C.32 - 31: The Void Recoils from Her Touch
- C.31 - 30: The Obsidian Veil of Silent Guardianship
- C.30 - 29: Veil of Serenity Beneath Savage Skies
- C.29 - 28: Beneath the Cascade of Flesh and Mind
- C.28 - XXVII: The Tangled Crown of Gore and Devotion
- C.27 - XXVI: Of Blood and Betrayal, or the Wound That Opens Both Sides
- C.26 - XXV: The Silence Before Cannons, The Stillness Before Screams
- C.25 - XXIV: Where the Canopy Hungers, the Predator Weeps
- C.24 - 23: And the Green Hell Beckons With Open Arms
- C.23 - Twenty-Two: Chitin and Steel, My Second Skin
- C.22 - XXI: In the Shadow of Heat and Hunger
- C.21 - 20: The Luminous Unveiling of the Hive’s Heart
- C.20 - 19: The Lingering Ember of a First Kiss
- C.19 - 18: Chains of the Mind’s Embrace 2
- C.18 - 17: The Blackened Blade’s Whispers Wrath
- C.17 - XVI: In the Garden of Flesh and Blade
- C.16 - 15: The Stick that Judges, the Bonk that Redeems
- C.15 - XIV: In the Womb of Living Steel, My Organs Learn to Sing
- C.14 - XIII — The Chrysalis Unsealed, or: The Flesh That Chose to Feel
- C.13 - Twelve: The Crown of Pulsing Jewels, the Womb of Cosmic Want
- C.12 - 11: When the Flesh Between Stars Becomes Home
- C.11 - 10: The Crucible of Dominion
- C.10 - 9: The Whispering Expanse of Mindspace
- C.9 - VIII: The Confluence of Secrets and Shadows
- C.8 - 7: Irvine, Scion of the Swarm
- C.7 - 6: The Bloom of Sustenance
- C.6 - 5: Bloom of the Pale Sentinel
- C.5 - 4: “Does the entire constellation pulse with this desire?”
- C.4 - 3: Whispers of the Consorting Flame
- C.3 - 2: The Malediction of the Boon
- C.2 - I: The Threshold of Becoming
- C.1: prologue