Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System - Chapter 58: Too Dramatic!
Hugo and Collins made their way through the grand mansion, their noses assaulted by the unmistakably tang and heavy scent of booze and sweat that clung to the air.
It was chaos in the mansion.
Around them, men and women danced with wild abandon, their movements a mix of grace and complete chaos.
One woman spun so fast her drink went flying, drenching an unsuspecting man who smiled back and belched ridiculously, while a group of guys attempted an impromptu conga line that ended with one of them crashing into a table.
"This place reeks of sweat, booze and jizz," Collins muttered, sidestepping a puddle of spilled alcohol with a grimace.
Hugo sighed but kept walking, his focus on the private area ahead. He wanted to get this over with as fast as possible and return to the heavenly embrace of his wonderful mistress back at the room.
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Just as they neared the hallway, strange noises began to echo through the air. Feminine screams. Ridiculous sounding ones.
"Uh... do you hear that?" Hugo asked, stopping dead in his tracks.
Collins tilted his head. The sounds were unmistakably feminine, but oddly pitched, like someone was trying to impersonate a seagull mid battle or outscream a banshee.
"Ahhh! Ooooooh! No, no, yeeeees!"
Hugoâs eyebrows shot up, and an internal dialogue began racing through his mind.
âWhy does that sound like... oh, no. It canât be... Could Sanchez actually beâ?â Hugo slapped a hand to his forehead, shaking away the thought. âNope. Not going there. I donât want to know.â
Based on the sounds that he was hearing, he didnât have the slightest bit of enthusiasm to enter the room. But in case his mind was too dirty for his own liking and it was actually something serious, he decided that he had to go in either way.
He shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts, but the awkwardness was unbearable. "Why does it sound so... not right?" he muttered to himself, reluctantly moving toward the door.
Collins smirked. "Bet you five bucks itâs Sanchez being dramatic again." Collins had only just met Sanchez today, but he already had a good grasp of Sanchezâs personality.
Even though he was a pretty chill dude most of the time, it was no doubt that Sanchez was dramatic! Too dramatic!
Why else would he tell a grown ass man like Hugo to wear sports bra and a thong!
It was ridiculous every time he thought about it!
"I wouldnât take that bet even if you paid me," Hugo shot back.
They reached the door, exchanged a wary glance, and pushed it open. Hugo froze at the sight before him.
Inside, Sanchez sat propped up on a lavish bed, looking utterly ridiculous. One leg was wrapped in a thick bandage that was haphazardly scrawled with "GET WELL SOON."
Bent over him was a nurseâa very attractive one, in a tight outfit that left little to the imaginationâapplying some kind of gel to his hips.
Hugo instantly identified her as the nurse who he had a terrible encounter with at the hospital after taking the plate unlock pills.
His brain short circuited. âWhat... am I looking at right now? This looks like a rejected scene from a bad rom-com. Is this real life?â
Sanchezâs face lit up like a theatre spotlight the moment he saw Hugo, his dramatic instincts kicking in instantly.
"Cousin! My dear cousin! I almost died!" he exclaimed, throwing his arms wide as though expecting a hug.
Hugo groaned. "What are you talking about now?"
Sanchezâs eyes widened, as if Hugo had just asked why oxygen was necessary. "I FELL FROM THE ROOF! It was catastrophic! The harem gods themselves wept at my pain!"
Collins snorted, struggling to keep a straight face.
Hugo folded his arms. "Youâre telling me you, a grown man, climbed onto the roof of a mansion and fell. And now youâre acting like itâs the apocalypse?"
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"The sunset was calling to me! It was divine!" Sanchez declared, clutching his chest like a tragic hero.
"Divine?" Hugoâs voice dripped with sarcasm. "The only thing divine here is your stupidity."
"But cousin," Sanchez wailed, "I could have died! I saw my life flash before my eyes!"
"And whose fault is that?" Hugo snapped, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I was busy dealing with important things, and here you are making a sceneâ"
"But Iâm your family!" Sanchez interrupted, tears practically glistening in his eyes. "You should care more!"
"I care about my sanity, and youâre ruining it!"
Before Hugo could launch into a full rant, Sanchezâs face suddenly paled. He clutched his chest dramatically. "My heart... itâs beating so fast...!"
Hugoâs stomach dropped. "Oh no, donât you dareâ"
Sanchez let out a loud gasp and collapsed backward onto the bed.
"OH MY GOD, HEâS DEAD!" Hugo shouted, panic taking over.
"WHAT?!" Collins yelled, his eyes wide as saucers.
The nurse frantically leaned over Sanchez, ready to check his pulse, when suddenlyâ
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Sanchez bolted upright, screaming like a banshee.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Hugo, Collins, and the nurse screamed in unison, nearly jumping out of their skins.
Sanchez blinked at them innocently. "Why are you all yelling?"
Hugoâs eye twitched. "Why? WHY? You just faked your death, you lunatic!"
Sanchez waved dismissively. "Oh, stop being so dramatic. I was testing you!"
"Testing me?" Hugoâs voice rose. "Testing me for what? Whether Iâd have a heart attack before you actually die?"
Sanchez ignored him, suddenly grabbing Hugoâs arm. "Donât leave me, cousin! I need you!"
"Iâm leaving," Hugo said flatly, already turning to the door.
"Noooo!" Sanchez scrambled off the bed, only to collapse halfway to the door with another dramatic groan.
Hugo sighed deeply, staring at the ceiling. "Why does this always happen to me?"
Collins shook his head. "Because the universe has a sense of humour."
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