The Butcher of Gadobhra
I am currently re-writing the first chapters of this story. They are quite rough and bounce around a lot and I can do better. At some point, I will replace these with the better chapters.Sometime in 2024 Aethon Books will publish the first volume of this story on Amazon, KU, and audible. This will mean the story will be stubbed. I will notify people far in advance of that.In the dystopian world of the future, life is rough when you live at the bottom. Jobs are non-existent. Far too many people live in poverty, crammed into huge buildings called Habitats. With no jobs in the real world, many people can only find work online in VR worlds as servants to the very rich. And it's getting worse. The old internet is unusable and hacked to pieces. The new system needs AI to run things, but all but one of them were destroyed. The last sentient AI is ordered to create a new game world so the rich can have a playground, and the corporations that rule the world can have a new global market place. Everyone wants a piece of the new game. The guilds are competing to be the first to find the dungeons and kill the biggest monster. The corporations are claiming land and putting in their online market places. Ozzy and his friends just want a paycheck.Four friends sign five year contracts as virtual serfs in a small village, and can't go adventuring at all to gain money. They don't have many choices. They can work as a blacksmith, barmaid and shepherd for all those years....or they can cheat and find ways to take advantage of the system and carve out a section of the game world for themselves, and earn a fortune in the real world.When they give you a mop and not a sword, you have to find the loopholes and change the rules.
- C.551: Heavy Metal
- C.550: Blackmail Most Foul
- C.549: "I RULE HERE!"
- C.548: Always good to have friends with large weapons and crafty minds
- C.547: Two Emperors and their busy days
- C.546: It’s not always Sunny in Gadobhra
- C.545: Ways to Not Fix the Roof
- C.544: Barony Under Construction
- C.543: The Winter War Begins
- C.542: The Petting Zoo
- C.541: The Morning after the Night Before
- C.540: Wolf Stew and a Cozy Fire
- C.539: Running with the pack
- C.538: The Time of Great Plenty
- C.537: Parley
- C.536: Synchronized Ballet
- C.535: Too many Fuzzybarkbarks
- C.534: I haven’t eaten Nobility before. I wonder if you taste like chicken?
- C.533: THOU SHALL NOT PASS!
- C.532: Wolves at the Gates
- C.531: "Slaughter!"
- C.530: War on three fronts
- C.529: Traditional Dwarven Barbecue
- C.528: The Fae Hunters
- C.527: Greetings, bar wenC.I am on a mission for the Baron
- C.526: Your mothers were hamsters, and your father was a three-legged skunk
- C.525: Just what we need in an apprentice
- C.524: Here I come to Save the Day!
- C.523: The Baron Gathers his Forces
- C.522: How about a little ’Ka-Ching’ to start out the relationship?
- C.521: Today is Brought to you by the Letter S, for Smash!
- C.520: "SCRIBE!"
- C.519: We Live to Serve
- C.518: Important Customer
- C.517: Reinforcements
- C.516: Discussion of the Ongoing Threat of Gadobhra
- C.515: A Messy and Glorious little Battle
- C.514: How much wood would a Woodprince chuck if a Woodprince would chuck wood?
- C.513: The Will of the Lesser God Emperor shall Prevail
- C.512: Things go South
- C.511: Churn Milk
- C.510: The Last Steps of a Journey can be the Hardest
- C.509: Jorges is Worried about Raul
- C.508: A Girl and her Favorite Ox
- C.507: A Plague of Wolves
- C.506: The Muster of Winter
- C.505: I Owe You an Apology
- C.504: Captain Jack Galette has come for your pies
- C.503: Notifying HR of a Problem
- C.502: Breakfast of Champions
- C.501: Some Mistakes cost you Pie
- C.500: The Conclave of Winter
- C.499: Death Match round 2
- C.498: The Crones
- Four Years in the Making: Butcher of Gadobhra Book One!
- C.497: Marcie Vs Ozzie: Round 2
- C.496: Home Security
- C.495: From the Ashes
- C.494: All it takes to Win are a few Brains
- C.493: Visitors from the South
- C.492: Bargains with Mortals
- C.491: Vern takes Command
- C.490: The Many Drinks Tribe joins the Horde
- C.489: The Varangian Mercenary
- C.488: Soldier Training
- C.487: Terror from Down Under
- C.486: Sightseeing
- C.485: The Battle for Bunny Hill
- C.484: Impressive Trough Feeding
- C.483: An Emperor’s Generosity
- C.482: Turtle Soup
- C.481: The Emperor has questions
- C.480: Special Imperial Envoy
- C.479: Even the Squirrels are Laughing
- C.478: Wheelbarrow FTW
- C.477: God-Emperor in Training
- C.476: Pit Politics
- C.474: Finding a new home in a difficult Housing Market
- C.473: Phat Loot
- C.472: Everything is Sausage
- C.471: Grinding
- C.470: Pretty, Tasty Flowers
- C.469: A Hungry Dog
- C.468: Minions and Monsters
- C.467: Gold Mining
- C.466: Mercenaries and Vixens
- C.465: About those TPS Reports..
- C.463: Billy’s Bizarre Bazar
- C.12: Squirmies and Bananas and Deer! Oh My!
- C.11: Whiskey Run
- C.10: Small Talk
- C.9: Death Perspective
- C.8: The Very Hungry Caterpillar
- C.7: A lot of Bull
- C.6: Who let the players in?
- C.5: Welcome to Sedgewick
- C.4: WALLY
- C.3: Welcome to ACME
- C.2: Sponsored by Bludgeon Brew
- C.1: Cheese and Whine

























