The God of Football Starts With Passive Skills
Chapter 309 - 74: A Genius’s Predicament! The Fastest Goal in History! Dortmund Goes Wild! Wang Shuo, UEFA Is Watching You
"Hahaha, thanks for the praise."
But just then, Green Grass by the Field sent another photo.
It was a picture of Wang Shuo once again rushing to the sideline to celebrate.
"Another goal!"
"In the 7th minute, Wang Shuo scored another goal."
The entire forum exploded once again.
"Holy shit, so soon?"
"The live stream is up, he really scored again!"
"Wang Shuo is playing like a madman today."
"Celtic must be on the verge of a breakdown."
"Tell me about it. They’ve been completely overrun!"
"This is insane!"
"I’m calling it now, Wang Shuo is getting a hat-trick tonight!"
...
No one had expected the match to turn out like this.
When Wang Shuo broke through Celtic’s goal just 10 seconds in, everyone thought it was a fluke.
The goal had just come a bit suddenly.
But unexpectedly, just six minutes later, Kuba made a breakthrough on the right wing, sent a cross from near the byline to the front of the goal, and Wang Shuo seized the opportunity, poking the ball into the net from close range.
For him, poaching a goal like that was as easy as drinking water.
Especially that initial burst of speed. Facing the tall, strong defenders of the Scottish Premiership, he was truly composed.
2-0!
At this point, everyone felt that Dortmund was having a truly great start.
But that was probably as far as it would go.
Even Celtic’s manager, Tony Mowbray, just walked to the sideline to signal his team to be more careful on defense.
He believed that if they just settled down and focused on their defense, they could hold the line.
But the situation gradually spiraled out of control.
In the 19th minute, Wang Shuo assisted Reus for a goal. 3-0!
It was only then that everyone, including Tony Mowbray, realized with a shock that they were in danger.
But it was already too late!
Just five minutes later, Kuba once again charged down the right-side half-space, sending a through ball. Wang Shuo broke the offside trap for a one-on-one, stormed into the penalty area, and faced with the advancing goalkeeper, executed a delicate chip shot, sending the ball into Celtic’s goal once again.
4-0!
A hat-trick!
The entire Westfalen Stadium went absolutely wild! 𝚏𝕣𝕖𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚗𝐨𝐯𝕖𝕝.𝕔𝐨𝕞
Four goals in just 24 minutes?
Given the fanaticism of the Dortmund fans, with the drumming, cheering, and chanting that followed each goal...
’Seriously, you Bumblebees, take it easy! Our celebration rituals are slow; we can’t keep up!’
No one had truly expected this match to turn into such a massacre!
However, after taking a 4-0 lead, Dortmund did indeed slow down their attack.
Only then was Celtic barely able to find their footing.
But as Tony Mowbray looked at the score on the big screen, he felt like dying.
’We’ve found our footing, sure, but our goal has been breached four times. How the hell are we supposed to play this match?’
The first half ultimately ended 4-0.
For the first time, Wang Shuo was subbed off by Klopp during halftime.
Because there was no need for him to continue playing.
They still had an away game against Werder Bremen over the weekend—another tough battle!
But the players on the field had to continue the match.
In the 67th minute, Shahin delivered a brilliant pass, and Reus scored the fifth goal of the match, completing his brace!
The young player’s performance this season had been getting better and better.
After leading 5-0, Klopp continued to make substitutions.
By the 75th minute, he had already used up all his substitution slots.
But even so, Dortmund still managed to score in the final moments of the game.
During stoppage time, Kuba scored the final goal for the team off an assist from Sven Bender, locking the score at 6-0!
This was also the most lopsided match in the official UEFA Europa League games so far this season.
Before this, the most lopsided match had been Benfica’s 5-0 home slaughter of Everton in Group I.
Yes, you read that right.
Who would have thought that Moyes’s team would be slaughtered by Benfica in the UEFA Europa League?
At the post-match press conference, Dortmund’s manager, Klopp, was laughing so hard he nearly fell backward.
He made no effort to hide his satisfaction with the match.
In fact, many felt that he simply couldn’t sit still.
As for Wang Shuo, Klopp also made no secret of his satisfaction.
"In the locker room before this match, I told him, ’This is our home turf. Don’t get jelly-legged. We need to be like a Wild Boar from the Black Forest, just keep ramming forward with all our might.’"
At this, Klopp couldn’t help but burst out laughing again, doubling over with laughter.
"But you know, his performance in the match was even crazier than any Wild Boar I saw as a kid. A goal in 10 seconds, two goals in 7 minutes—he was like a heavy-duty bulldozer."
"Why did I sub him off at halftime?"
"Haha, it’s simple. I told him, I said, ’Wang, I’m a little scared of you now. Three goals is enough. Save the rest for the weekend. This is our home turf, don’t be too cruel to our opponents!’"
All the reporters were amused by Klopp’s rapid-fire string of comments.
’When he gets this happy, he’ll really say anything, won’t he?’
But everyone could also see that Klopp was truly fond of Wang Shuo.
Regarding Wang Shuo’s high-level performance for two consecutive seasons...
"No, no, no, I must remind you, it’s not two seasons, it’s three!"
Klopp reminded them with a serious expression.
"Back in the season when I was leading Mainz in our push for the Bundesliga, his performance was already outstanding."
If he keeps playing like this, what does Wang Shuo’s future hold?