Chapter 1632: Chapter 1632: Eating Melons Until You Doubt Life

"Oh my God, this can’t be real. Is this a joke?"

"Stop with the ’Oh my God,’ He can’t hear you; He’s busy!"

"I’m annoyed enough, you two, stop yelling!"

Everyone looked at the ground full of watermelons, subconsciously swallowing hard, their faces looking like they were about to cry but couldn’t.

They all had different faces, but the same expression of despair.

"Why didn’t more of them break?"

"These watermelons are too sturdy. They fell straight from the container and only a few broke."

"How many watermelons are there?"

Someone with a special ability scanned the area with their eyes, gasping, "Estimated 500 watermelons. We’ve only broken 49."

"Only 49 broken! That’s not even a tenth!"

"There are still 451 left. How do we split them?"

"I miss Little Taotie." "I miss Yuanyuan." The two of them said simultaneously, then glanced at each other and wailed in unison, "Why are they on a mission now?"

Both ’powerhouses’ of the Special Department were absent, leaving everyone on the verge of tears.

Xiao Cai raised his hand weakly, "If we can’t finish them today, can we eat them tomorrow?"

"What do you think?" Someone gave him a deadpan look, "You’ll be sent to F province on a mission."

"Vampire Cai will turn into Black Skin Cai!"

"Maybe after a few years, you could marry a wife from F province and have a dark-skinned daughter."

Xiao Cai: "... I was just asking, no need to curse me like that, right? I... have a cleanliness issue!"

Thinking he might be sent to F province, Xiao Cai felt terrible, sat on the ground, grabbed a watermelon, and broke it open with his hands, starting to munch!

"451 watermelons, how many for each of us?" someone asked.

"Why divide? Eat as many as you can, let’s eat for our lives!"

"Yeah, as many as you can eat, just eat until you’re not dead!"

"Don’t waste time. We don’t even know if we can finish before dawn!"

"Even if we divide 451, if anyone doesn’t finish their share and dawn breaks, we’ll all be sent to F province!"

"If we don’t finish, we’re done for; no one can get away with this!"

"From the moment we start eating, we’re all in the same boat, no one’s escaping!"

"No more talk, just do it! I refuse to believe we can’t finish these watermelons!"

"I just want to ask, can Little Taotie and Yuanyuan make it back tonight?"

"Can they help take some off our hands?"

"Even if they come back, it won’t help much, remember? Their mission is to go out and eat. They’re stuffed already; how many more watermelons can they handle?"

"Oh right, I almost forgot!"

"So we can only rely on ourselves?"

"Only ourselves!"

"I regret listening to the gossip!"

"I regret it too!"

"Who started eating this watermelon, can we give them a beating?"

"Yes, they must be beaten!"

"Don’t beat me, it wasn’t me at first! It was Xiao Cai; Xiao Cai said the Witch was crying. If he hadn’t said the Witch was crying, I wouldn’t have thought of the whole Witch affair!"

"Yeah, you can’t blame just him!"

"So do we beat both of them?"

"Yes, both need a beating!"

"Help! Stop the beating!" Xiao Cai and an unlucky fellow found themselves surrounded and beaten by the group!

"After venting, I feel better."

"I’ve burned so many calories, I can now eat ten watermelons."

"I’m hungry too."

"Eat up, as many as you can."

Xiao Cai and the unlucky fellow lay pitifully on the ground with "black eyes," yet they still managed to shove a few bites of watermelon into their mouths.

After one round of eating, less than a hundred watermelons had been finished, and everyone lay flat on the ground, bellies bulging, staring blankly at the sky, questioning their life’s choices with every bite of watermelon.