The Most Random System
Chapter 846 - 408: Wang Ze Suspects Lin Li Wants to Steal His Spot (Part 2)
"Of course, absolutely," Lin Li agreed without hesitation.
In fact, even if Du Hansi hadn't approached Lin Li, Lin Li would have sought him out. Regarding the customs of this examination hall, as an outsider, he truly needed to consult the locals.
"Damn, why is it raining!" Wang Ze next door was also packing up his things to leave, and his attention soon focused on Lin Li and Du Hansi.
"Hansi, did you bring an umbrella?"
"Nope."
"Lin Li, did you bring an umbrella?"
"I didn't."
Wang Ze: "..."
To be honest, if Lin Li didn't have an umbrella in his hand while shaking his head, Wang Ze would have found it more convincing.
"What are you holding in your hand?"
"A sun umbrella, not a rain umbrella."
"You son of a...!!"
Seeing Wang Ze's persistent gaze, Lin Li languidly shrugged: "My umbrella isn't big enough, it can only cover two people, and Hansi has already booked it."
Wang Ze was somewhat pleasantly surprised and puzzled: "Well, isn't that just perfect, exactly two of us, me and Hansi!"
With that, Wang Ze scampered over, snatched the umbrella from Lin Li's hand, hooked his arm around Du Hansi's shoulder, and headed for the stairs, waving back at Lin Li as he walked: "Thanks, Lin Li!"
Lin Li let out a cold laugh. πππππ¨π²πππ¨π―ππ.ππΌπΊ
In today's society, there are some unscrupulous vendors selling human organs under the guise of cherries, and Lin Li had personally experienced it: Once, he encountered a cherry seller and went up to have a taste, and by the eighteenth cherry, the vendor lowered his voice and asked Lin Li in his ear, "Do you want some face?"
Despite all his gall, Lin Li didn't dare to buy human organs, so naturally, he didn't dare ask for any that time.
But now, someone even more shameless had appeared.
Ding Sihan, grant me strength!
"Ahhhhhββ" Aiming at Wang Ze's rear, Lin Li let out a battle cry and delivered a Ding Sihan-style flying kick.
In the end, Lin Li ended up standing between two guys, three people squeezed under one umbrella, slowly heading toward the cafeteria.
Actually, Lin Li wanted Du Hansi to be in the middle, with himself and Wang Ze on either side, but Du Hansi absolutely refused, saying, "I'd rather get soaked in the rain than stand between you two."
Lin Li and Wang Ze felt a bit hurt by this.
On the way.
Lin Li turned his gaze to Du Hansi, weighing his words: "Hansi, is there really no one cheating in this last examination hall?"
Du Hansi was momentarily stunned: "Cheating? Cheating is wrong, how can anyone cheat?"
"You're right," Lin Li blinked at those words.
Quite a principled guy.
"Then if you guys do something else, does the proctor not care?" Lin Li asked again.
"Old Guo, he's been proctoring our exam hall for a long time. The proctors in other halls rotate, but we almost never change.
We just play on our phones and chat; it's not like we're drinking or fighting, so there's nothing to supervise." Du Hansi clearly knew this proctor and explained with a smile.
"The customs here are quite unique," Lin Li commented with mixed feelings.
Du Hansi chuckled, understanding why Lin Li asked, so he answered with a smile:
"Lin Li, that's just how it is in the last examination hall."
"Actually, it's mainly because we can't be bothered to cheat; it's meaningless, like we don't already know what we're capable of deep down, and besides, cheating just isn't interestingβ"
"Last monthly exam, I intended to cheat by using my phone to find a better exam venue. I opened the quiz app, and the splash screen ad took me to a novel site.
I couldn't help it and ended up reading 408 chapters, even got a membership just to skip ads. Looking back, I kind of regret it; had I known, I would have just watched a few ads for a temporary membership, sigh."
Du Hansi was feeling a bit regretful.
"Besides, cheating is slow and very inefficient."
"Lin Li, just wait until tomorrow's English exam, you'll see. In our exam hall, people can achieve the feat of 'finishing the exam before the listening test even starts.'
Du Hansi felt a bit proud at the moment.
Lin Li: "(;β_β)?"
That efficiency is a bit too high.
Even if Lin Li gave it his all, he couldn't beat that speed.
Though Wang Ze wasn't in the last exam hall, as a well-experienced athlete student, he, too, had a say:
"Lin Li, truth be told, you're a bit out of touch with reality. Our school is actually quite good; it's a public school with a compulsory system, and you have no idea how outrageous the last exam hall can get."
"Once, I saw the guy next to me on his phone, and I asked if he was looking up answers. He said he was ordering lunch and asked if I wanted some."
Lin Li: "Did you get any?"
Wang Ze: "I did."
Lin Li gave him a thumbs-up.
"Cases like yours, where a good student accidentally lands in the last exam hall, we see that a lot. Basically, if you miss an exam, you'll end up there,"
"Everyone's really nice, Lin Li, you don't need to worry. We mean you no harm," Du Hansi reassured Lin Li with a smile, "We won't even ask you good students to help us cheat.
In fact, if there's anything we can help with, feel free to let us know."
"In middle school, there was once a good student seated behind me, and that time there weren't enough test papers. The guy wasn't as open and outgoing as you, Lin Li; he seemed like a pretty shy student, sweating nervously and too embarrassed to ask the office for more papers.
I just said he didn't need to bother, and asked which paper or answer sheet he was missing, and I just gave him mine!
He was so touched at the time; he even offered to let me copy his answers, but I'm not into guys, so I declined. He kept thanking me; I remember it quite clearly."
After reminiscing about the past, Du Hansi patted Lin Li on the shoulder:
"Lin Li, the same goes for you. In the upcoming exams, if you run out of test papers or scratch paper, just let us know. We don't just offer test papers; we'll give you our answer sheets to use as scratch paper if necessary! It's an honor to assist the top student in the grade!"