The Most Random System

Chapter 859 - 412: Teachers’ Sighs in the Exam Room Are Always Unsettling

The Most Random System

Chapter 859 - 412: Teachers’ Sighs in the Exam Room Are Always Unsettling

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Chapter 859: Chapter 412: Teachers’ Sighs in the Exam Room Are Always Unsettling

Watching the girl leave, Lin Li’s expression was complicated.

Sister, you could just strike up a conversation directly, there’s no need to forcibly find an excuse.

This opening line is too hardcore and forced.

Besides, to be honest, I’m probably the best at Monopoly, after all, my identity as a pilot is right here.

But that’s not important for now.

"Ah, I’m so fed up with these enthusiastic girls. Getting hit on every day is really annoying, ah—ha!—"

Lin Li shook his head and sighed, expressing his feelings with a medium tone.

"Medium tone: means ensuring Qin Zeyu, who is watching at the stairway, could hear clearly, yet it seemed not too deliberate."

"Damn!!! Heaven is blind!"

Originally intending to go to Class Four, Qin Zeyu paused his action of going downstairs, his entire face twisted like Munch’s famous painting "The Scream"—Jealousy makes man unrecognizable.

Looking at the miserable Qin Zeyu.

Lin Li felt awesome.

For the current Lin Li, getting hit on didn’t really matter, but if it’s in front of your buddy, that’s another story.

How is this different from getting NTR’d in front of the sufferer? Awesome!

A pure brawny warrior one-shot the love troubadour!

"Zeyu, bro, let me share some heartfelt words with you, there’s really no need to envy me, this isn’t a good thing,"

Lin Li walked up and patted the incompetent Zeyu on the shoulder, preparing to share some heartfelt words:

"Once you get hit on by girls enough, you’ll realize this kind of thing is quite annoying, oh oh, sorry, you probably won’t ever have girls hitting on you in this life, sorry sorry, then keep fantasizing.

Didn’t mean to reveal your scars? Really crying?"

Qin Zeyu: "...(•́へ•́╬)!!"

"Lin Li! You’ve somewhat hurt sensitive, self-abased, fragile me!!"

Ever since Wang Ze and Lin Li got into a relationship, Qin Zeyu has been in heat for mating, yet his meal card plans kept failing, and his love advisor Bai Bufan didn’t seem human, still at a loss.

Of course, if such a setup could get any results, that would be abnormal.

But strictly speaking, although he’s got nothing in love, Qin Zeyu has achieved a bit in other aspects—like getting familiar with several lost and found counter staff at school now.

Reporting Qin Zeyu’s name to lost and found can get a discount.

Damn it, some are dried to death while others drown excessively.

"Who hasn’t been hit on by the opposite sex! I was just hit on by the opposite sex not long ago!" The more he thought, the angrier he got. Qin Zeyu protested loudly.

And as Lin Li keenly noticed Qin Zeyu changed "girls" to "opposite sex," he already started laughing.

Lin Li: "Did you transform into a cold-blooded warrior to take them down?"

Qin Zeyu: "..."

Hey, what kind of ’opposite sex’ is this?

Even though I have a bit of scheming, I’m not at the point of being hit on by aliens, right?

"It’s the fourth tone ’opposite sex’! Gender’s sex, it’s human!" Qin Zeyu corrected.

"Mm-hmm," Lin Li nodded, very perfunctory, then asked: "So what was this human opposite sex’s conversation content?"

Qin Zeyu expressionlessly stated the answer: "’Young man, do you still want that bottle in your hand?’"

"Hahaha—" Lin Li laughed while patting Qin Zeyu’s shoulder, "Turns out it’s an older one, you’re blessed!"

Qin Zeyu himself couldn’t hold it and laughed out loud.

"Damn it, I’m not chatting with you anymore, I’m leaving—"

Qin Zeyu slapped Lin Li’s hand away, bypassed him, and went downstairs.

In the hallway, Qin Zeyu’s mutterings echoed:

"It’s not that I won’t talk; it’s a deferred talk, a slow talk, a talk with order, a regulated talk, from talk in large quantity to talk in high quality, striving to realize talk that leads to subsequent talk, achieving common talk. 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂

It’s close... close... my turn to talk will soon come..."

Driving someone insane, Lin Li felt very gratified.

Then Lin Li went upstairs, awaiting the second exam.

In the afternoon, the second exam arrived as expected, sparking no waves.

It was nothing more than Guo Zhun emphasizing to everyone before the exam that eating cold noodles and cakes during the test was strictly forbidden, or else he’d contact the academic office for punishment as soon as he saw it.

Guo Zhun clearly left after collecting the papers before, yet knows so clearly now, obviously someone in the test room among the crowd besides Guo Zhun is a traitor.

Lin Li will definitely make the traitor pay for this.

After the exam, Lin Li didn’t have dinner at school. Instead, he went home to research the newly obtained Magic Treasure.

This "Dust Barrier of the Two Forms" appeared as a folded piece of square ’veil’ about palm-sized, material like smoke yet not smoke, like fog yet not fog.

The base color was a chaotic dark gray, with extremely faint, almost invisible black and white energies flowing on it, like the slowly rotating outlines of a yin-yang fish wheel—perhaps the origin of the name Two Forms.

When held, it was icy and smooth, as if stroking extremely fine dust, giving a feeling that although tangible, it ultimately slips away through the fingers.

When unfolded, it felt as light as nothing, almost weightless.

Using the time during evening self-study, Lin Li conducted a preliminary refinement, and after simply testing it at home, roughly understood the situation of this Magic Treasure.

Upon activation, the body disperses and disappears, expanding a mist barrier at the speed of two to three meters per second centered at the current position—but the barrier lacks strong penetrability, significantly slowing down when encountering obstacles during diffusion.

The form of the barrier can be set by oneself—dense fog, raising dust, pure darkness...

No matter which type, Lin Li won’t be affected when within the fog barrier, even in "darkness barrier" he can see crystal clear—if not for the phone capturing nothing but darkness, Lin Li might even doubt whether the barrier has been deployed.

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