The Most Random System
Chapter 877 - 418: Lin Li Just Needs to Earn Money for the Family, While Chen Yu Ying Has Much More to Consider
Chen Yu Ying's skill "To Enchant" (limited to once per turn): During the play phase, you can discard a card and choose two other male characters, then make one male character use a "Duel" against the other male character.
Lin Li's skill "Unparalleled": (locked skill) The "slash" you use requires two "dodge" cards to be canceled; in a "duel" with you, the challenger must play two "slash" cards each time.
Male skill "Quick Temper": Damn! I want to give Three Kingdoms a good review!!!
"Did you win?"
Sitting on the trunk, Chen Yu Ying heard familiar footsteps approaching, turned around and saw Lin Li returning with a proud, triumphant look, and couldn't help but ask with a smile.
"Not even a match.
After seeing me, he immediately begged for mercy, saying, 'Brother, for the sake of me having elders above and children below, why don't you go bully them instead? It's easier and more cost-effective for you to fight those old and young. My only small request is that after dealing with them, don't hit me.'"
Lin Li vividly described, noticing Chen Yu Ying's change of expression, he smiled and continued:
"Don't look at me like that, I'm someone who respects the old and loves the young, of course I didn't agree, and still gave him the Farmer's Three Punches, and he was convinced, saying he'd never covet you again. ๐ง๐๐๐๐คโฏ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฃโฏ๐ญ.๐คโด๐ฎ
'The school bully slapped me once and I wasn't convinced, so we agreed to meet in the woods after school.'
'After school in the woods, the school bully slapped me three hundred times and I was convinced.'
I am the school bully in this story!"
"Major exaggerator." Chen Yu Ying chuckled.
Being with Lin Li, a smile seemed to never truly leave her lips.
"Why is the sky so dark? Because there's a cow flying in the sky, why is there a cow flying in the sky? Because I'm boasting on the ground."
Lin Li maintained his smile, shaking his head humorously as he recited this once-popular, though now rarely spoken, rhyme.
He sat back beside Chen Yu Ying, his hands supporting him from behind on the smooth surface of the tree stump, his body leaning back slightly, and his gaze turned upward to the intertwining branches and leaves that persistently formed shade even in winter.
The birds that were recently startled away had a few now bravely strolling leisurely on the branches, though still keeping a safe distance.
If later there's a chance to meet friendly and playful pets, one could use the "Duck Blood Bottle" skill to transfer this desire to these wild animals, thus fulfilling Chen Yu Ying's wish to feed them and, like before with the peacocks, act gallantly.
Just as Lin Li was considering more charming tricks, Chen Yu Ying stood up, waved the camera in her hand, and cheerfully said, "Come take some photos with me."
"Got it!"
In this open space by the stream, the two lingered for quite some time, until time quietly crept towards half-past ten, and then they continued forward along the Frost Path.
"Ding Sihan: @Lin Li @Chen Yu Ying, what are you two doing now."
In a group chat with three people and a dog, an extra person's inquiry popped up.
"Lin Li: I'm with Ying Bao laughing at someone who just woke up and realizing they have to stay at home bored, asking what the couple who abandoned them, whose best friend and the handsome guy they know are doing now, and feeling a bit envious and regretful, thinking they're quite pitiful."
"Ding Sihan: ?"
"Chen Yu Ying: Yeah."
"Ding Sihan: ????"
"Chen Yu Ying: What, you are not convinced?"
"Ding Sihan: Stupid Lin Li, give the phone back to Ying Bao."
"Chen Yu Ying retracted a message."
"Chen Yu Ying retracted a message."
"Chen Yu Ying: He sent it from my phone, I didn't mean that... 'Sorry'"
"Ding Sihan: Ah, Ying Bao~ You're still the best~ But can you control Lin Li! Look at the things he's saying!"
"Chen Yu Ying: Haha, tricked you, it's still me, silly Ding Si Han, and you fell for it, such a fish 'Little Bear Flying Kick'"
"Qu Wanqiu: Hahaha how naive."
"Ding Sihan: Lin Li!!!"
"Ding Sihan: Just you wait!! Even as a ghost, I won't let you off!!"
"Chen Yu Ying: You have so little hair, you can't even be Sadako after you die, do you accept this adjustment?"
"Ding Sihan: ?"
"Ding Sihan: Lin Li!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ding Sihan: Voice message 27sยท"
Lin Li lowered the volume to play it, but found it wasn't low enough; although the message didn't have much cursing, the aggression was still strong.
"Ding Sihan invites you to join group voice call."
Finding herself unable to discern whether "Chen Yu Ying" was really behind the account, Ding Si Han chose to use voice chats.
"Lin Li! You dog!!" Only Chen Yu Ying and Qu Wanqiu had joined the call, but knowing Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying were now together, Ding Si Han immediately addressed Lin Li, then asked:
"Where is Yu Ying? Where's my Ying Bao?"
"What's up?" Chen Yu Ying beside Lin Li heard the voice, naturally took her phone back from Lin Li, and softly inquired.
"Look at your lousy guyโdamn! He retracted everything!" Ding Si Han wanted to list Lin Li's offenses, but when she checked the chat, all she saw were the retracted messages.
Lin Li: "See, now you're upset again."
"Quick action, as expected of Lin Li." Qu Wanqiu praised generously.
However, in practice, Ding Si Han's memory is better than a fish's, far exceeding the seven seconds, and she recounted Lin Li's recent statements to Chen Yu Ying, embellishing them excessively.