"Wang Ze, do you have any thoughts?" Xue Jian glanced at a certain someone next to him who was restless and inquired.

"Yes, teacher, yes, I'd like to change seats." The certain someone showed a fawning smile.

"Alright then, come sit at the podium, and I'll sit in your seat." The kid had said it many times, so Xue Jian thought he should be considerate and nodded.

"Hey, no… teacher, forget it…"

Damn it.

The Guardian's seat!!!

——That's Wang Ze's style, wanting to die.

There was certainly no way this kind of negotiation would yield any results, and Xue Jian didn't plan to resolve it during this class meeting.

As class was about to end, he still handed the task over to class officers like Chen Yu Ying and Zhuo Yongfei, letting them find an opportunity to gather the class's opinions and come up with a final plan to execute.

High emotional intelligence: The teacher hopes you can be independent; this is your activity, so you should be fully responsible, and the teacher won't interfere.

Low emotional intelligence: Don't bother me.

...

Noon.

Lin Li and Chen Tianming returned to the classroom together.

To increase his chances of advancing to the next round in the competition, Chen Tianming planned to come to the classroom every noon this week.

Having eaten quickly, when they entered the classroom, Chen Yu Ying hadn't returned yet, so Lin Li went back to his seat to kill some time.

"Hello, classmate, are you from Class Four? This seems to be your classmate's meal card." A boy appeared at the back door with a meal card in hand and spoke to Chen Tianming.

"Alright, give it to me." Chen Tianming took the meal card and thanked him.

"Ze Yu's?" After the boy disappeared, Lin Li asked with a smile.

"Who else could it be, catch." As Lin Li sat near Qin Zeyu's seat, Chen Tianming tossed the meal card to him directly.

"Still persisting, huh, Ha Ji Yu…" Lin Li shook his head after catching the meal card.

"Yes, Ze Yu, that stubborn kid, won't listen to any advice." Chen Tianming nodded with a slightly helpless smile: "Humans in heat are too crazy."

"You don't have the right to say that, do you? Ze Yu just loses his meal card when he's in heat, but you force yourself to do math, and it's competition math. You're even crazier."

"Qiaoqiao is different."

"Alright."

After exchanging a few joking insults with Chen Tianming, Lin Li put the meal card into Qin Zeyu's drawer, smiled, and looked back at Chen Tianming:

"Tianming."

"Eh, what's up?"

"Since Ze Yu isn't here, was the person who found the meal card a guy?"

"Of course, he was—" Chen Tianming was about to answer with a confused look when he paused for a second and then smiled knowingly: "Oh—he could be a girl."

Lin Li (⌓‿⌓): "Let's not overdo it this afternoon and refrain from saying things like 'as beautiful as a fairy'; Ze Yu will see right through it.

We could just say the person who found the meal card was a pretty girl, and when she returned the card, she mistook you for Ze Yu, and even remarked how nice the name Qin Zeyu sounds~

Moreover, her voice was delightful, her personality, based on our brief interaction, seemed like a gentle girl who is also very chatty…"

Watching Lin Li's increasingly mischievous expression as he spoke vividly with reckless abandon,

Chen Tianming fell silent, his mouth twitching slightly.

Damn it.

Too detailed, too perfect.

If Lin Li used this level of intelligence for scientific research, Earth would already be a level-six civilization, bombing the Singer Civilization with underpants.

What a beast.

"Lin Li, who do you plan to mess with this time?"

Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying appeared at the front door of the classroom at this moment, seeing the expression on Lin Li's face, Ding Sihan shook his head disdainfully and asked contemptuously.

"Adult matters don't concern children," Lin Li waved his index finger from side to side, then tilted his chin: "Dingzi, why are you also in the classroom at noon?"

Could it be as they said the other day, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu planned to take turns using Blue Silver Entanglement on Ying Bao, leaving him with no private space?

That would be bad.

He would have to use the Tang Sect's hidden weapon "Focus on Taifei, thank you meow" to deal with the two of them.

"Am I the extra one here?" Ding Sihan sneered.

"How could that be? You don't know, right? Actually, I often mention you while dating the class president."

"Praising or criticizing me?"

"That's for you not to know."

"Alright, Si Han came at noon to discuss the garden party." Watching the two bickering again, Chen Yu Ying explained with a smile.

Seeing the unfeigned relief on Lin Li's face, Ding Sihan sneered even more.

Unfilial child!

Taking Chen Yu Ying and not returning to their seats, he swaggered over to Lin Li and proudly hooked his arm around Chen Yu Ying: "Ying Bao has already agreed that if we're planning to go out this weekend, she'll definitely take me along to play!"

"As for whether you want to come with us… heh, your! call!"

Watching the triumphant Chen Yu Ying, Lin Li chuckled and looked at Chen Yu Ying: "Class president, don't you think Ding Sihan is like our child?"

"Hm?" Chen Yu Ying was a bit puzzled, wondering what Ding Sihan had to do… ugh!

Why did this name automatically pop into her head?

All Lin Li's fault!

Annoying Lin Li—Note: This only refers to Lin Li in the part about naming; the rest of Lin Li is still likable, and it's only temporary dislike for the naming part.

Chen Yu Ying was pleased with her own meticulousness.

Lin Li then smiled and began to explain:

"We plan for some couples' time and finally persuaded grandma to babysit for a day.

But while we're enjoying our couples' time, the child keeps trying to contact us: 'Ah, mom, dad, when are you coming back~', 'Hanhan misses you, sob sob sob'~ 'Hanhan wants to be with mom and dad~ it's so lonely alone~'

When we come back after our couples' time, oh boy, it's even worse.

Because after experiencing the day without mom and dad, Dingding develops a serious attachment problem, refusing to do anything without us— 'Mom, dad, please don't leave Hanhan again next time.'

Lin Li embellished but vividly illustrated the scenario.

If anyone asks why merely sending the kid to grandma without also doing so to grandpa, grandma X, or grandpa Y:

Well, grandpa is in heaven, grandma is busy with work and can't come home once a month, and grandpa Y still doesn't know he's grandpa; if he finds out, taking the granddaughter is a minor issue, but to avoid taking the sword and son-in-law along just in case.

So, just hand over to grandma.