Chapter 125: 125 | Joyful Cloud and a Filthy Moan

I stretched, feeling muscles that had been thoroughly worked protest in ways that made me grin. The bed looked like a battlefield, and honestly, that felt about right. Both women were watching me with that satisfied but slightly glazed look that came after really good sex.

"Alright, I need to grab some clothes and shower off," I said, standing up from the wreckage we’d made of Diane’s California king. "You two figure out dinner. I’m starving."

"We burned a lot of calories," Sloane said, her voice still a little hoarse. She was sitting cross-legged on the mattress.

"Understatement of the year," Diane agreed from where she was tying her silk robe. Her hair was completely destroyed, pink strands going in every direction, and there were still bite marks visible on her neck where the robe didn’t cover them.

I walked toward the door, but something made me pause. Call it impulse. Call it the System’s influence. Call it just being a bastard who’d figured out he could get away with basically anything in this house now.

I changed direction and walked back toward the bed.

"What are you doing?" Sloane asked, but she was smiling in a way that meant she already suspected what was coming.

Instead of answering, I reached out and gave her ass a sharp smack through the borrowed dress. The sound echoed in the room and Sloane yelped, more from surprise than pain, her face immediately going red.

"Lukas!"

"What? You looked like you needed motivation to get moving."

"I hate you," she said, but she was fighting back a grin and I could see her thighs press together slightly. The enhancement effect meant she was still sensitive from everything we’d done, and the reminder was clearly affecting her.

I turned to Diane, who was watching with obvious amusement and something hungrier underneath.

"Don’t even think about it," she warned, but her tone had that edge that meant she absolutely wanted me to think about it. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

I walked over and delivered the same treatment, my palm connecting with her ass through the silk robe with a satisfying slap. The recoil made her entire body jolt forward, and I watched with fascination as a thick stream of my cum dripped out of her and down her inner thigh.

The moan that escaped Diane’s throat was absolutely filthy. Low and desperate and completely unguarded in a way I’d never heard from her before. Her knees actually buckled slightly and she had to catch herself on the dresser.

"Fuck," she breathed, her voice shaky. "That’s not fair."

"All’s fair in love and war," I said, grinning at both of them. "And whatever this counts as."

Sloane was staring at her mother with wide eyes, clearly processing the fact that Diane was still full of me and reacting like she wanted more. Her face was doing that thing where it cycled through about six different emotions in the span of three seconds.

"You’re both insane," she finally managed.

"Says the girl who agreed to this arrangement," I pointed out.

"I was clearly not thinking straight."

"Good thing we’re not asking you to think," Diane said, finally straightening up but still breathing harder than normal. "Just cook."

I headed for the door, leaving both of them staring after me. Sloane was muttering something under her breath that sounded like complaints but her body language said she was already thinking about round five. Diane was still leaning against the dresser, one hand pressed to her lower stomach like she could still feel me inside her.

The hallway felt cooler after the heated atmosphere of Diane’s bedroom. I could hear them starting to move around behind the closed door, probably trying to make themselves presentable enough to go downstairs. Good luck with that. We all looked like we’d been through a very specific kind of war.

My room felt almost foreign after the past few hours. Same furniture, same setup, but somehow everything looked different now that the dynamic of the entire house had fundamentally shifted. I grabbed clean boxers, jeans, and a t-shirt from my dresser, then sat down on the edge of my bed.

Time to see what the System thought of my performance.

The interface materialized with its usual blue glow, and I immediately saw the notification I’d been ignoring during more pressing activities.

〘 CONGRATULATIONS! QUEST "KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY" COMPLETED WITH FULL BONUS OBJECTIVES ACHIEVED. 〙

〘 REWARDS DISTRIBUTED:

5,000 SCUMBAG POINTS

EPIC GACHA PULL WITH SELECTION OPTION

PASSIVE TRAIT: FAMILY MAN ACTIVATED

REPUTATION BONUSES APPLIED 〙

Five thousand points. That was more than I’d ever received from a single quest. The System had apparently been very pleased with my performance.

〘 ADDITIONAL ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "MOTHER-DAUGHTER COMBO" - FIRST TIME ACHIEVING INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH BIOLOGICALLY RELATED HEROINES WITHIN SAME SESSION. BONUS MULTIPLIER APPLIED TO ALL ENHANCEMENT EFFECTS. 〙

I stared at that notification for a long moment. The System’s complete lack of shame about what it was tracking and celebrating was almost impressive in its shamelessness.

〘 WARNING: FAMILY ACCORD PROTOCOL NOW ACTIVE. DECEPTION DETECTION INCREASED. TRUTH-TELLING STRONGLY RECOMMENDED. 〙

Right. The gun pointed at my secrets. I’d need to be very careful about what I said and didn’t say going forward. The System had given me a powerful alliance but with strings attached.

My Scumbag Points total now showed 7,640. Enough to push my stats significantly higher if I wanted, or save for whatever expensive options might unlock later. But first, the Epic pull.

〘 EPIC GACHA PULL AVAILABLE. ACTIVATE? 〙

"Yeah, let’s see what you’ve got for me."

The familiar animation started, but this time it was more elaborate. Golden light filled my vision, accompanied by music that sounded like it belonged in a movie about legendary warriors. The light resolved into five cards floating in the air before me, each one glowing with different colored auras.

〘 SELECTION AVAILABLE. CHOOSE ONE. 〙

The first card showed a figure wreathed in shadows with glowing red eyes. SHADOWSTEP - Epic Active. Become completely undetectable for thirty seconds, moving through shadows instantly across distances up to one hundred feet. One hour cooldown.

The second card displayed a massive suit of golden armor. AEGIS PROTOCOL - Epic Active. Deploy impenetrable energy shields around self and up to three allies for sixty seconds. Absorbs unlimited damage. Four hour cooldown.

The third showed crackling electricity surrounding a human silhouette. STORM CALLER - Epic Active. Control weather within a one-mile radius for ten minutes. Generate lightning, control wind, create localized storms. Twenty-four hour cooldown.

The fourth card depicted a figure with multiple ghostly arms extending from their body. SPECTRAL LEGION - Epic Upgrade. Evolves existing Spectral Reach into Spectral Legion. Create up to twenty constructs simultaneously with enhanced strength and range.

The fifth card was different. Instead of showing a figure or power, it showed a weapon. An elegant three-section staff with ivory-colored segments connected by golden chains, radiating an aura of controlled power.

〘 JOYFUL CLOUD - Epic Weapon. Adaptive three-section staff. Strength amplification scales with user’s physical power. Virtually indestructible. Grants enhanced combat techniques and fluid fighting style. This weapon grows stronger as you do. 〙

I stared at the weapon card. The other options were impressive, but they were all abilities with cooldowns and limitations. The staff was permanent, something that would be with me constantly and grow with me over time.

Plus, I had to admit, it looked cool as hell.

"The weapon," I said aloud.

〘 JOYFUL CLOUD SELECTED. INTEGRATING INTO INVENTORY. 〙