The postpartum care for pigs can be set aside for now.

Ever since these two little ones came into the world, Wen Ran felt her peaceful life and good sleep had drawn to a complete close.

These two little things can’t do anything, yet they make it impossible for anyone to do anything.

Hungry, they’ll cry; wet, they’ll cry; pooped, they’ll cry; even when they can’t sleep, they cry softly.

Wen Ran faced her nest-like hair, her eyes unfocused.

Xiao Chenye was sweating from comforting the kids, and facing Wen Ran’s gaze, he felt more and more sheepish.

"Don’t worry, don’t worry, it’ll be fine soon. Just give me five minutes."

Wen Ran softly said, "If they’re still crying after five minutes, I’ll kick you three guys right out!"

Xiao Chenye: "..."

He dared to bet that Wen Ran was completely serious with this statement, with not a hint of joking.

And yet, these two little troublemakers seemed to thrive on chaos, crying even louder right after Wen Ran finished speaking.

Wen Ran lay on the hospital bed, mouth agape, in despair.

Honestly.

She really wanted to kneel down and kowtow to these two ancestors, pleading, it’s just too noisy, how about we take a break?

Exhausted from crying, they want to nurse; once fed, not long after they pee, and when they’re wet, they cry again.

Wen Ran sniffed, sobbing; she too wanted to cry.

In the midst of the chaos, Mrs. Xiao hurried back from the bathroom, barely having washed her hands, her waistband not properly fastened.

"Oh dear, baby, don’t cry, grandma’s here!"

Her hands were still cold, and she quickly rubbed them together to warm them up before holding the baby so they wouldn’t be chilly.

Seeing Mrs. Xiao coming over, Wen Ran cried out, "Mom! Think of something fast, these two are really driving me crazy."

"Oh, don’t worry. They’re still little, they’ve got nothing else to do, really. When they’re not crying, what else can they do?"

They could drive their mom to madness.

Wen Ran, as if life had beaten her down into submission, dejectedly lay on the hospital bed, weakly saying, "Mom, I might not make it. You’ll have to take care of these kids."

At this moment, she wished she could become Bai Suzhen locked down under the Leifeng Pagoda.

Once the children were born, they’d be imprisoned under Leifeng Pagoda, trained until they were grown, top scholars to eventually release her.

Thus avoiding all sorts of conflicts, homework troubles, and rebellious childhoods with a single button press.

It’d be a harmonious mother-child relationship—how wonderful!

Sigh, she wondered if Leifeng Pagoda still offered such services.

Mrs. Xiao, amused yet helpless, said, "Alright, alright, what is this? You’re already giving up."

She picked up the child, soothingly saying, "Oh~ Grandma’s little darling, don’t cry, are you hungry or wet?"

Nursing didn’t interest them; feeling the diaper, it was dry.

No need for anything else; they were just idle, so they howled a few times to make their presence known.

In Xiao Chenye’s hands, Da Bao and Xiao Bao were two living ancestors.

But once in Mrs. Xiao’s arms, they stopped crying soon enough, making bubbles with their little mouths.

Mrs. Xiao placed the two kids side by side, turned to take care of Wen Ran with some hot water, and said, "Let’s wipe your face."

Wen Ran wanted to say Xiao Chenye had already tidied her up.

Not only did he wash her face and hands, but also applied lotion, and even soaked her feet.

But the warm towel in Mrs. Xiao’s hands felt softly tingly on her face.

It was so comfortable.

Wen Ran instantly relaxed.

Mmm~

She was a clean woman!

Washed again!

"Don’t rush, don’t fret, having two kids at once is indeed a lot, and it’s hard work.

But think about it, there’s nothing else going on at home now; we’re mainly focused on you and the kids. Take it slow, we’ll definitely take good care of them."

Mrs. Xiao smiled gently, her words warm and powerful, "Besides, even if there were things to handle at home, they’d have to be postponed.

No matter how important, it’s nothing compared to the matters of my daughter-in-law and grandkids."

Wen Ran sniffed, "Mom, you’re really wonderful."

"Is that all?"

"Mm, you’re great!" Wen Ran buried her slightly damp face in Mrs. Xiao’s embrace, "I wish you were my biological mom."

"Hehehe," Mrs. Xiao laughed, kindly ruffling Wen Ran’s hair, "If you were my actual daughter, I definitely wouldn’t have married you off to Xiao Chenye.

He’s unreliable and can’t measure up to my wonderful daughter."

Beside, quietly focusing on work and challenges, Xiao Chenye was diligently scrubbing diapers: "???"

Unjustly wounded.

The sky, collapsing.

But, on second thought, hey, this statement is a paradox!

No way.

In the next life, even if he were a dog, he’d cling to these two, never letting go!

Wen Ran had no idea of Xiao Chenye’s thoughts; if she knew, she’d likely give a cheeky smile, squinting her eyes to examine the lower region.

Then she’d drop a line, "Be my dog? Then prepare to lose your balls!"

Off she’d go!

Staying in the hospital room wasn’t just cramped, taking care of the kids was inconvenient.

Plus, once word spread about the hospital delivering twins, there was a constant stream of people wanting to come in and witness the rarity.

Those who knew their boundaries were fine; those who didn’t, nearly running over to the bedside to touch the babies.

Wen Ran held small stones in her hand and issued a warning as soon as they entered. If ignored, she didn’t bother with a second warning and simply started throwing.

If not pelted with stones for a bumpy head, Wen Ran might just drown herself!

As for causing a big scene?

It would be hilarious.

Wen Ran’s mouth wasn’t just for eating; when needed, she’d sassily handle you until done.

The kids were healthy, and Wen Ran wasn’t planning on wasting any more time in the hospital.

Time to go home!

Xiao Chenye was quite something.

If Wen Ran hadn’t held him back, he’d have gone to the county’s transport team to get a truck and taken her home.

Seriously, while a truck was airtight, it wasn’t suitable for Wen Ran to handle like that on the road to the village.

But, as the saying goes, the more cunning the road, the more clever the devil. Wen Ran found she underestimated her bedside partner; on the day of discharge, a small jeep appeared at the entrance.

Large and small parcels had already been carted home by Mr. and Mrs. Xiao.

Some accompanying luggage was hung on Xiao Chenye, holding the baby, they saw the gleaming jeep parked at the hospital entrance.

Wen Ran’s eyes widened, "What, you went for this grand gesture?"

"Mm, Ranran, you’ve worked hard giving me children."

He spoke solemnly, "Now I know saying this sounds like bragging, but I still want to tell you.

The jeep for picking you up today is borrowed, but one day, I will have you ride in a jeep that belongs to both of us."

Wen Ran looked at Xiao Chenye, her face blooming with a radiant smile.

"I believe you’ll do it."

She never underestimated Xiao Chenye.

The jeep was from Xiao Chenye’s former leader, who had a good relationship with him, and furthermore, they’d been married for over a decade without kids.