Chapter 1622: Chapter 1250: The Tale of the Chrysanthemum and the Cucumber!

However, no matter how vigilant and well-defended the city gate is, can you really see the invisible Spirit Body?

The answer is so obvious!

Don’t overestimate the soldiers defending Yanmen Pass. It’s impossible for all of them to be experts of the Primordial Transformative Realm!

Besides, even if they are experts, unless they have astonishing courage and soul awareness, they wouldn’t sense Gu Changsheng’s presence!

It’s wrong to impose impossible demands, and even more wrong to make things difficult for others!

As they pass by the city gate, the Manman Bug held in Gu Changsheng’s arms was still expressing its frustration about not being as impressive as a human despite being a god...

Gu Changsheng and Manman, although the defending soldiers couldn’t see them, the sound was obvious. You can’t expect the soldiers to be deaf too, that would be too cruel!

"Who’s talking?"

Upon hearing the grumbling of the Manman Bug, the soldier inspecting the people at the city gate immediately became alert and shouted at the merchants waiting to be checked.

Of course, the response from the innocent merchants was a unanimous shake of heads!

It’s ridiculous; Yanmen Pass is so heavily guarded, with soldiers armed to the teeth, who would be foolish enough to shout while waiting to enter the city?

Trying to stir trouble, aren’t they?

"Hey! You foolish humans, I’m here!"

Right when they were passing by the shouting soldier, the Manman Bug yelled out from inside Gu Changsheng’s arms.

Hmph, it’s time for this god to show its presence!

Couldn’t let the human Gu Changsheng have it easy!

With nothing better to do, why was it dragged out of its nest by Divine Breath? It almost got blown away by the wind! Had to hide embarrassingly in Gu Changsheng’s arms!

Bad person!

Gu Changsheng is indeed a sly and bad person!

"Shut up!" Gu Changsheng immediately whispered sharply when he heard the voice coming from his arms.

"I won’t! I won’t shut up! Let’s see what you can do about it!" Manman Bug, seeing Gu Changsheng getting anxious, immediately boasted.

"Who? Who exactly is talking? Alert! Alert! Someone is trying to break into Yanmen Pass! Lock everything down, conduct a thorough check!" The soldier, enraged by the voice in front of him, yelled loudly and charged toward the waiting merchants, pointing his shining spear at the innocent merchants...

Seeing this, Gu Changsheng quickly slipped past the soldier with remarkable speed, holding the Manman Bug, and dashed towards Yanmen Pass...

You can’t expect her Spirit Body to submit to a city entry check, can you?

You’re definitely overthinking it...

"You damn it! Ancestor! I really admire you!" Looking at the now chaotic city gate of Yanmen Pass behind her, Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but speak to the Manman Bug in her arms.

Damn, she’s never seen such an unapologetic god!

Is it fun to mess with the defending soldiers?

The soldiers have a tough job!

Look how frightened they are, look how everyone waiting to enter the city is affected...

Heavens, don’t blame her; she’s truly innocent!

She originally planned to sneak into the city discreetly, unnoticed, but who would’ve thought the Manman Bug couldn’t stand the solitude...

Well, now just a few words have caused complete chaos at Yanmen Pass...

Oh dear, it’s not her fault!

She’s only here to check on her son, make sure he’s okay, then leave without stopping...

So, Gu Changsheng just glanced back at the city gate in disarray, then dove headfirst into the bustling streets of Yanmen Pass and began weaving through the crowd...

Damn, she really can’t bother with experiencing Yanmen Pass’s exotic Northern Mongolian charm, better find her son first...

Following the intuition of her heart, Gu Changsheng dashed through the crowd dressed in Foreign Tribe attire...

And then...

Gu Changsheng’s footsteps halted at a street corner where big red lanterns hung high, her vivid little face with a shadow under the sunlight, looking somewhat as if she had just been struck by lightning...

"Um, these big red lanterns, what... what kind of place is this?" With a blank expression, Gu Changsheng held the Manman Bug, licked her lips, and stood there dumbfounded...

"What do you say? When it comes to knowing the ways of the human world, isn’t a mere mortal like you more in touch than me, a divine being?" Upon hearing this, the Manman Bug lifted its tiny insect head in Gu Changsheng’s arms, its small insect face brimming with schadenfreude, big eyes blinking mischievously...

"Red lanterns... red lanterns... Damn it! Another brothel district!" Gu Changsheng hesitated for a moment before finally blurting out these words!

Thinking back to those years, when his son ran away from home, wasn’t it just his bad luck to be caught by Cool Breeze Bright Moon Tower, almost becoming a young male prostitute there...

And that Cool Breeze Bright Moon Tower, coincidentally, was the model for brothels...

So, when Gu Changsheng looked at the street before him, adorned with those high-hanging red lanterns, deep down, he was actually opposed! Opposed!

The feeling was, his son, in this Yanmen Pass, was revisiting an old haunt in a disguised manner, huh?

Huh?

Can we avoid such sleazy places like these brothel establishments?

Gu Changsheng just wants to say, not every brothel is like Cool Breeze Bright Moon Tower! Inside, who knows how clean or dirty it might be!

"Blast it! This old lady feels like she’s been messed with by a husky!" Muttering a low curse, she clutched the Manman Bug, her face showing absolute resolve, as she plunged headfirst into the street full of red lanterns...

Damn!

In modern times, this would be plainly a red-light district! 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

Indeed, when it comes to soliciting, whether it’s the Central Plains or Northern Mongolia, as long as it’s a place where there are men with three legs, such sleazy places are bound to exist!

In Gu Changsheng’s heart, she felt somewhat disgusted with the whole thing. If possible, she’d happily offer little scissors to snip away those involved in filthy deeds, sending them off to keep Yuan Bao company!

But at this moment, Gu Changsheng couldn’t afford to worry about those things; she had to find her son!

She still didn’t know how her son was doing right now...

Gu Changsheng, like a headless fly, plunged headfirst into red-light district, searching for her son. Meanwhile, in a building full of Northern Mongolian decor, animal pelts hung everywhere, its vibrant, colorful woven designs adorning the interiors, within a room, several small figures were bound tightly, turned into little dumplings...

At this moment, one dumpling, eyeing Little Baldy, sat on the ground, quietly reciting the Calming Incantation...

Meanwhile, the other three dumplings, under the lead of another Little Baldy, were lying against the window, little feet dangling, eagerly peeking into the next room...

"Ah... hmmm... ah..."

The sound of soft pants kept wafting from the room next door, carrying a lustful aroma, surely if adults were to hear it, they’d be swayed, drooling on the floor...

However, if you listen closely, you’ll discover something odd...

For instance, though the moaning seemed weak and gentle, you could still hear... hear clearly... it was a man!

And that grunt, snort, and chugging sound, it wasn’t a woman, it was a man!

So, this matter then becomes a bit, isn’t it?

These two men, doing that thing that thing, were so unsightly, you can imagine...

At this moment, on the window paper, there were obviously a few small holes licked out by a tongue...

A shiny little head was lying on those little holes, gaining unobstructed view of the two men next door, capturing the scene entirely...

"See that? This is the story of the flower and the cucumber my mother told me!"

Needless to say, these holes on the window frame were all licked out by Little Meat Bun. He created these holes to spy on the scene next door, to impart the experience from his mother to the two people next to him, namely Little Han Mo with the Black Face and Wuchang Yue...

Just look at his proud little face, and you’d know at this moment, his sense of superiority was overflowing!

"Young Master, we caught a glimpse of the secret within this building. They said they captured us to raise us as young male prostitutes, is it to make us do these things?" Little Han Mo with the Black Face frowned and asked upon hearing his young master’s words.

Without even turning his head, Little Meat Bun nodded, saying, "Theoretically, that’s correct! But, how could I let them control me!"

A mere rope trying to bind him, you think the brothel’s procuress is his master?

He could escape at any moment; it’s just that he hasn’t finished enjoying the show yet...

"Then Young Master, let’s escape! Don’t forget, we came here to investigate the King of Northern Mongolia’s whereabouts..." Little Han Mo with the Black Face immediately said.

"No! Indeed, we’re searching for someone, but Yanmen Pass is conducting a massive hunt in secret; we need to find out what they’re hunting!" Little Meat Bun shook his head, speaking sternly, while his round eyes swiveled around, then continued, "Of course, while we investigate, we can also play and watch the show. After all, my mom isn’t arriving at Yanmen Pass until nightfall..."

Little Meat Bun said, lifting his head triumphantly...

Unbeknownst to them, behind Little Meat Bun and the others, two ethereal shadows, both with frosty expressions, especially the red shadow, was already on the verge of going berserk. Yet, remembering the instructions from the original body before departure, as long as Little Meat Bun was safe, they should not reveal themselves...

The red shadow was none other than a spirit body transformed by Gu Changsheng’s Phoenix, and at this moment, as she anxiously hesitated, disgusted to no end, a strong pulling force abruptly yanked this spirit body swiftly backward...