To Harm the Righteous Path, I Had No Choice But to Make Games
Chapter 266: The Big Buddha Covering His Crotch
“What’s wrong? Didn’t you find it?”
Seeing Zhou Yue’s strange expression, Zhong Yi couldn’t help but ask curiously.
“I... I found it...”
“Where?”
“Between his legs.”
“?????”
Zhong Yi was shocked.
He glanced at his own crotch; even through a tiger-skin skirt, he could see a prominent and bright golden mark.
“Holy crap!!”
Zhong Yi hurriedly reached out to cover his weak point.
The Great Buddha and the Wind Man, who were charging ahead on the opposite side, were also stunned. What was going on?
But soon, they reacted.
The golden mark was a weak point! 𝕗𝗿𝕖𝐞𝐰𝗲𝕓𝐧𝕠𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝐨𝚖
Understanding this, the scene before them suddenly became very humorous.
Zhong Yi was mortified.
If he hadn’t been Incarnated as the Great Buddha with black skin all over, his old Face would probably have turned red to his ears.
It would have been fine if he were an ordinary player.
The key was that Zhong Yi was used to live-streaming whenever he played games.
And there were quite a few viewers watching his live stream!
At this moment, the bullet comments in the live stream were very lively.
“Hahahahaha”
“What are they waiting for on the other side? Hit his nuts!”
“True Disciple Zhong’s lifelong reputation ruined by a nut...”
“This is so effing awkward!”
“Fighting while covering his nuts...”
“Old Zhong, listen to me, don’t cover it, just let them explode.”
The more the audience egged him on, the more Zhong Yi cared.
He was a dignified Lingxiao Sect True Disciple, a popular streamer, didn’t he need Face?
The Great Buddha on the opposite side also found it amusing, holding his stomach and laughing in place.
One side holding his stomach, the other holding his crotch—the scene was quite comical.
“Old Zhong, fight them! No one cares where your mark is!!!”
Zhou Yue shouted.
Zhong Yi took a deep breath, as if he had made some kind of decision: “Okay!”
As soon as he took his hands off the mark, he noticed that Zhou Yue, Mu Yawen, and the three opponents were all glancing at his crotch.
This focused embarrassment made Zhong Yi’s hands, which had just left, instantly return to cover himself.
“You bastards!!! You lied!!!”
...
...
A few minutes later.
The three of them returned to Zhong Yi’s room once again.
Without any surprise, they were utterly defeated.
There was nothing they could do; Zhong Yi, the only one with an ultimate move, fought while covering his crotch...
That scene was simply too bizarre.
In the end, Zhou Yue and Mu Yawen were both caught by the Great Buddha and instantly killed;
Zhong Yi also failed under the opponents’ focused crotch-targeting tactic.
Although Zhou Yue and Mu Yawen still had one chance to revive, they chose to quit and start the next round with Zhong Yi.
“Old Zhong... we’re cultivating Immortals now, try to be more open-minded. Don’t take Face so seriously.”
Zhou Yue patted Zhong Yi’s shoulder, comforting him.
“Look, if you hadn’t covered your crotch just now and pushed the Great Buddha back, we might have won...”
“No, it’s not about covering or not covering the crotch!”
Zhong Yi’s old Face flushed, and he immediately retorted.
“It’s about being ‘peacemaked’... understand?”
After speaking, Zhong Yi analyzed the opponents’ entry timing and the advantage of their ‘peacemaking’ to Zhou Yue and Mu Yawen.
“Now that you put it that way, it seems to make some sense?”
Zhou Yue nodded repeatedly as he listened.
They had been fighting for their lives in Tianren City, killing three teams from the Tianren Gallery Bridge, only to # Nоvеlight # have a fully-formed team snatch the spoils.
Wouldn’t that make you angry?
But there was no other way.
They had just finished a fight, their status hadn’t fully recovered, and they didn’t have ultimate moves.
Not having an ultimate move against a team that did was an overwhelming disadvantage!
Especially with Temur’s area-control ultimate move.
A tornado blocking the retreat path meant there was no escaping!
“Are you saying... our team’s strategy needs to change? First, we need to consider ‘peacemaking,’ and second, we need a Temur?”
After listening to Zhong Yi’s analysis, Zhou Yue suddenly understood.
“Exactly.”
Zhong Yi nodded, then patted Mu Yawen’s shoulder.
“Junior Brother Mu, why don’t you try Temur? The team needs that character.”
“Alright, no problem!”
Mu Yawen smiled foolishly and agreed without hesitation.
He never doubted Zhong Yi’s analysis.
Moreover, Temur looked quite sturdy, which already put him on his list of preferred characters.
The three of them entered the matchmaking queue again.
At this time, the popularity of “eternal calamity” was already very high, and the queuing time was even shorter than in the previous two rounds.
Zhou Yue, Incarnated as Ji Canghai, and Mu Yawen, Incarnated as Temur, appeared simultaneously on the preparation island.
Only Zhong Yi had not appeared yet.
“Old Zhong, why haven’t you chosen yet?”
Zhou Yue asked curiously.
“I... I’m thinking of switching characters.”
Zhong Yi replied.
The thought of the Great Buddha covering his crotch just now made him embarrassed.
Taking this opportunity, Zhong Yi wanted to learn about other characters.
His gaze lingered among the many characters for a long time, finally choosing a Daoist character who looked graceful.
“You’ll do.”
The next moment, Zhong Yi Incarnated as Wuchen, with two wisps of pale white long hair hanging over his forehead, looking much more refined.
“What’s the use of this character...?”
Zhou Yue frowned.
He had encountered this character named Wuchen twice.
The cyan Sword Qi behind him was quite intimidating, but without exception, he had instantly killed them.
“You’ll know soon...”
Zhong Yi smiled mysteriously.
This time, they did not choose Tianren City.
Since they had decided to ‘peacemake,’ maintaining their own status was very important.
At Zhong Yi’s suggestion, the three of them landed in a wild area next to Tianren City, the Abandoned Kiln.
Looking at the dense crowd drifting towards Tianren City from the sky, Zhong Yi couldn’t help but lament his brilliant decision.
In this era where everyone wanted to contend for the Tianren City Lord position and fight for golden blades and golden armor in the core resource areas, wild areas like the Abandoned Kiln were rarely visited.
Zhong Yi had Mu Yawen drag Zhou Yue along, while he, with the speed of an old granny, quickly scoured this wild area, securing a half-blue, half-purple set for the team.
Compared to the bloody battle in Tianren City last time, their equipment was immeasurably more luxurious.
“Alright, Tianren City is probably almost done fighting...”
Zhong Yi glanced at his ultimate move’s rage, which was already full, and smiled proudly.
“We can go ‘peacemake’ now!”