University Doctor and His Fragile Patients
Chapter 535 - 436: Are Hemorrhoids Contagious?
"Actually, if it doesn’t disclose the patient’s personal information, I could just say it here."
"It’s just objectively analyzing the patient’s condition, not really a breach of privacy."
Su Bingbing was eager to know, "Then Dr. Chen, please tell us why the patient refused to go to the hospital for surgery."
Chen Mu looked down at the patient on the floor, who was covering their face with their clothes.
He helplessly pulled the clothes away, "We can keep the live camera from filming you, but with your artery ruptured and excessive blood loss, if you add lack of oxygen to that, not only might your condition worsen, but there’s also a chance of leaving sequelae."
Hearing the word "sequelae",
lying on the ground,
the patient with the ruptured artery blinked.
And completely calmed down.
Chen Mu sighed and continued, "I’ve temporarily stopped the arterial bleeding, but hopefully, before the ambulance arrives, you can cooperate and not move around..."
The patient dared not speak.
Just nodded earnestly.
This time.
Chen Mu’s attention shifted back to Su Bingbing.
With a sigh, he said, "The refusal of treatment by the patient is both simple and complex."
Regarding what Chen Mu said,
Su Bingbing couldn’t fully understand.
Frowning, she asked, "Dr. Chen, the patient already refused medical treatment, how can it be simple?"
Chen Mu nodded with a complex expression, "There is..."
Facing Su Bingbing’s puzzled look,
Chen Mu continued, "The reason for the patient’s refusal to seek treatment starts with his roommates."
"The patient is now in his third year, and he’s not the first in his dormitory to get hemorrhoids." 𝒇𝓻𝓮𝓮𝙬𝙚𝒃𝒏𝓸𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝓬𝓸𝒎
"Their dorm is a four-person room, and including the patient himself, there have been three cases of hemorrhoids."
Su Bingbing widened her eyes in disbelief, "Huh?"
Counting on her fingers, Su Bingbing even suspected if Chen Mu was bluffing her, "That’s already a 75% chance, Dr. Chen, I remember hemorrhoids aren’t contagious, right..."
This probability.
Isn’t it a bit scary?
Chen Mu sighed, "In proctology, there’s a saying, ’nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.’"
Chen Mu: "Although there’s some exaggeration in that, among men, the probability of getting hemorrhoids is indeed higher."
Seeing the live camera filming them,
Chen Mu wasn’t sure what he was thinking.
Maybe at some moment,
his brain just skipped a beat, and Chen Mu said, "There’s no problem with this dorm’s Feng Shui."
Su Bingbing: "..."
—
"I just want to know one thing, is this boys’ dorm in Dormitory One?"
"Hahaha!!! Dormitory One, the legendary dorm at Hai City University!"
"Mainly because before Dr. Chen mentioned the Feng Shui issue, I really hadn’t considered it, but after he brought it up, I immediately sensed something’s off, it absolutely must be a Feng Shui problem!"
"Maybe it’s the dorm’s Feng Shui that has issues, which is why Dr. Chen tried to cover it up."
"Alright, alright! Continuing with this train of thought, if this dorm’s Feng Shui is problematic, then the male dorms in Dormitory One at Hai City University might really have Feng Shui issues!"
"Following the logical deductions of the experts before, if Dormitory One at Hai City University has Feng Shui problems, then the entire university might have significant issues as well!"
"Wow! No wonder so many Feng Shui masters have closed their comment sections, apparently there’s no solving the Feng Shui issues at Hai City University."
"So, just how serious are the Feng Shui issues at Hai City University!"
"..."
—
Su Bingbing stared at Chen Mu.
Speechless for a moment.
Then said, "I believe there’s no problem with the dorm’s Feng Shui, Dr. Chen, let’s understand the medical conditions of Du and his other two roommates."
"When you mentioned Du’s psychological issues, you specifically referred to his two other roommates, does that imply that Du’s refusal to go to the hospital for surgery is inseparable from his two roommates who have hemorrhoids?"
Chen Mu nodded in agreement, "Reporter Su is very smart, that’s exactly the case."
Chen Mu: "When I first met Du, he hadn’t yet gotten hemorrhoids, he was just a regular student accompanying his roommate to the school hospital, not a patient there."
"Du is a very helpful person."
"His two previous roommates with hemorrhoids both went to the school hospital under his companionship."
Seeing the thoughtful look in Su Bingbing’s eyes, Chen Mu knew it was due to the influence of internet culture.
Even if Su Bingbing didn’t think much of it,
there could be some overly speculative netizens misinterpreting things.
Chen Mu proactively explained, "Hemorrhoids, if severe, can actually bring some inconvenience to life, including difficulty in movement."
"That’s how it is..."
Su Bingbing nodded in understanding.
Her gaze, however, kept wandering.
Apparently.
Compared to some of what Chen Mu said, Su Bingbing preferred her own imagination.
Chen Mu, who could see right through everything, twitched his lips speechlessly.
But in the end, he didn’t say anything more.
After all, what was in Su Bingbing’s mind wasn’t something he could control.