University Doctor and His Fragile Patients
Chapter 682 - 513: Practice Reductions Like You Practice Injections!
Chen Mu looked at the crispy-skinned college student whose face was flushed.
He spoke with great certainty, "From the current situation, although your idea was good, you failed."
The patient’s lower abdomen was still bulging.
Obviously.
The constipation not only wasn’t resolved, but there was also indigestion.
Having roughly figured out the cause.
Chen Mu, resting his chin on his hand, gradually thought through the subsequent events, "Although you thought your idea was clever, you should have dealt with your constipation after dinner, but instead, you ended up with indigestion."
"And the dislocation of your arm..."
Chen Mu’s tone was even more helpless, "If I’m not mistaken, you probably found some exercise online to relieve indigestion or quickly defecate, and tried to imitate it to improve your indigestion and constipation."
"The result..."
"Did you dislocate both your arms by not controlling your strength?"
This can’t be possible!
Almost everyone standing behind Chen Mu, those intern doctors, thought this way.
Dr. Chen’s logic sounds too outrageous.
The exercises online for relieving constipation are basically yoga moves.
It’s not that easy to get a dislocation...
Who knew.
The crispy-skinned college student’s eyes were glowing as they looked at Chen Mu.
Kept nodding, "Dr. Chen, you’re really amazing! How did you guess that!"
The other intern doctors: "???"
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"Seeing the expressions of those intern doctors at the back, I believe that sometimes even doctors can’t imagine the absurd actions of crispy-skinned college students."
"Doctors can’t imagine, but the school doctor can."
"School doctors can imagine because there are too many bizarre things. My high school doctor, during the school’s flu season, would let students come into the clinic for ten minutes before taking their temperature, otherwise, these kids would use hot water bottles on their foreheads and armpits. The most ridiculous time I saw a student who came in with a soaring symptom, the thermometer nearly exploded!"
"Although I want to refute it, I’ve also used hot water bottles on my forehead to fake being sick..."
"Me too...once our class teacher was so scared, they called my parents. Later when we went to the hospital and got exposed, I achieved what I wanted and ended up taking over a week of sick leave to recover from external injuries..."
"Wow! It seems your parents were quite harsh!!!"
"Most likely, his parents hadn’t even finished their work yet and hurriedly asked for leave from their boss, probably had their wages deducted, only to find out they were fooled by their brat!"
"Even though I’ve done something similar, if I were in the parents’ shoes, I’d probably be harsher than his parents???"
"Me too..."
"..."
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"What kind of strength mismanagement can cause your arms to end up like this?"
An intern doctor couldn’t contain the curiosity inside.
Voiced out his question.
The crispy-skinned college student, still a bit embarrassed.
Just as they were about to explain, Chen Mu interjected coolly, "Just using all your strength, that’s all."
Using all your strength.
To perform a simple yoga move?
Joking, right?
Upon hearing Chen Mu’s voice, the intern doctors instinctively felt that what he said was a bit far-fetched.
But when they saw the crispy-skinned college student’s obviously guilty reaction to Chen Mu’s words.
They slowly realized.
Perhaps what Chen Mu said was true???
Another intern doctor couldn’t resist asking, "But didn’t Dr. Chen say before that if it’s severe indigestion or constipation, one can take digestive or intestinal lubricant pills to deal with the issue first?"
"Even without visiting the school hospital, those medicines don’t seem hard to get."
Unless it’s chronic and severe constipation and indigestion.
It’s basically manageable with over-the-counter remedies.
Like common colds and fevers.
In response to the intern’s questioning.
The crispy-skinned college student boldly replied, "But Dr. Chen also said that all medicine is three parts poison. If exercise works, why take medicine?"
Intern doctor: "..."
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"In a way, she might have a point?"
"All medicine is three parts poison, Dr. Chen did say that in front of the camera."
"The main point being, what if that yoga move actually helps her constipation?"
"Oh no, in this streaming room, I’m starting to think the crispy-skinned college student makes a lot of sense."
"Help! My wife found that yoga video, and ended up getting an arm dislocation, too. We’re now preparing to go to the hospital."
"???"
"You managed to find the original video? Show me? I want to try it too?"
"Please don’t look for it, if everyone ends up in the hospital for dislocation treatments, my precious live stream is gonna get reported again!!!"
"Just try it, maybe I’m flexible enough!"
"Dude, I checked your profile, you’re forty, a forty-year-old man claiming you’re flexible enough???"
"..."
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"I think I did say on the live stream that all medicine is three parts poison..."
Chen Mu awkwardly touched his nose.
Even feeling a bit guilty.
He wondered if he was partially responsible for the tonight’s events.
"Dr. Chen, didn’t you just say that tonight we’re going to get a chance to practice helping people..."
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