Chapter 1045: Chapter 504: Becoming Immortal Is a Scam... Oh Ho Ho Ho

Zhang Ze didn’t think of himself as a bad person, at most he could only be considered a rascal.

Aside from occasionally making some out-of-sync noises when everyone is having fun, he didn’t really have many flaws.

So, Zhang Ze didn’t understand why this little doe fainted.

Zhang Ze turned back to look at the riverside and reached out to grab back the Fuji, the Evil God of the creek who had turned into a mess of tentacles.

Held her in his hands and squeezed repeatedly until she returned to her original shape.

"I think it’s your problem," Zhang Ze said.

Little Fuji put her hands on her hips, snorted, looked Zhang Ze up and down, and then said angrily.

"Ugh, it’s clearly your problem, how can you blame someone as cute as me?"

Zhang Ze, "What’s it got to do with me? I’m perfectly normal."

Fuji pointed to Zhang Ze’s lower half, "You’re normal? Then where are your pants?"

"Huh?"

Zhang Ze quickly looked down and found he wasn’t without pants; it was just that he hadn’t taken off his long johns.

His lower body was currently in an invisible state, with only his upper body floating in mid-air, looking like a ghost.

No wonder this little girl got scared.

Little Fuji made a face at Zhang Ze before jumping back into the river to catch jellyfish.

"Maomao, come on, let’s catch jellyfish!"

Maomao crouched by the riverbank, looking as though he wanted to join Little Fuji in the water, but was also afraid of it.

After a brief psychological struggle, Maomao shook his head, turned to look at the forest, and continued to monitor Li’s position.

Meanwhile, Zhang Ze had already changed his pants, squatted back down beside the little doe, and with a flip of his right hand, produced a round ice bead.

This was the latest Soul Reviving Pill developed by Medicine King Valley, it can not only awaken the unconscious but also freshen breath.

After waking up, the user’s first exhale would be as sweet and refreshing as mint.

Zhang Ze raised his hand, ready to place the bead into the little doe’s mouth.

Unexpectedly, the little doe suddenly opened her eyes, kicked at Zhang Ze, and at the same time, the hand crossbow that had fallen to the side automatically drew its string.

A green feathered arrow formed out of nowhere, aiming for the back of Zhang Ze’s head.

Next came two cracking sounds.

One was from the little doe’s kick breaking her own leg.

The other was the green feathered arrow being mistaken as a celery stick by Maomao, who pounced over and bit it in half.

Zhang Ze, "..."

Zhang Ze was a bit troubled, trying to prevent the little doe from injuring herself again.

He raised his hand and drew a Forbidden Talisman in the air to hold her still, then placed his hand on the leg she had broken herself.

"Don’t panic, trust in my medical skills, it’s my first time too, it’s fine."

While comforting the little doe, Zhang Ze took out two books from the Hundred Treasures Bag.

One was "Introduction to Orthopedics at Medicine King Valley"

The other was "How to Become a Veterinarian"

Looking at Zhang Ze’s demeanor, Su La, the little doe’s face turned even paler.

Fortunately, though it was Zhang Ze’s first time, he learned quickly. In no time, the leg bone the little doe had kicked and broken healed back to normal.

Zhang Ze checked again, resisting the urge to fix the little girl’s hooves before he spoke.

"I’ll lift the Restriction on your head, then you answer my questions, if you understand, blink once."

The little doe agreed.

Restriction lifted, Zhang Ze asked.

"Name."

"Su La."

"Gender... Actually, never mind, I won’t ask that. Ahem, let’s switch to a proper question. Why do you understand my language? Have you seen people like me before?"

Without wasting time on unnecessary talk, Zhang Ze asked the question he was most concerned about.

The little doe named Su La hesitated for a moment before she immediately replied.

"Language... I don’t know what you mean, but all creatures around here speak this language. As for its origins... I do not know.

"As for ’people’ like you, I’ve only seen pictures before. This... this is my first time seeing a real one."

Zhang Ze nodded and then asked again, "Why did you run when you saw me?"

"I..." Su La’s body started to tremble slightly, but she immediately stopped, "I saw that your lower half was missing, thought you were a monster, and got scared. Besides, didn’t you attack me first?"

Zhang Ze, "?"

"Weren’t we trying to save you? There are jellyfish in the river," Zhang Ze said, pointing to the riverbank.

Seeing Zhang Ze’s explanation, Su La looked on the verge of tears, as if to say, how shameless, pretending not to know anything and joking around.

Su La held back her tears and lowered her head, saying, "I wasn’t attacked. I was hunting, those water... water spirits are my prey, they are very useful to our tribe...

Su La’s voice grew quieter, and Zhang Ze awkwardly laughed.

"Haha, hah, so that’s how it is, sorry, my bad."

While Zhang Ze was talking, Fuji floated up from the river. She was carrying a bug-catching net filled with the jellyfish that had just attacked Su La.

As if to confirm Su La’s words, Fuji said, "These jellyfish are super weak, they’re only equivalent to Lily’s half-step peak Great Perfection."

Having said that, and showing her spoils to Maomao, Fuji dived back into the river.

She just spotted another pink jellyfish.

Wants to grab it.

Seeing Zhang Ze looking amiable, Su La gathered up the courage to ask, "You, are you here looking for something?"

Hearing this, Zhang Ze paused, "Yes, I’m looking for this, have you seen it?"

As Zhang Ze spoke, he tapped the small walnut on his wrist, projecting an image of Li.

Seeing Li’s image, Su La’s mood visibly relaxed, and she shook her head.