Chapter 1117: Chapter 528: Becoming a Mouse—Cutting Your Internet Cable, Stealing Your Wi-Fi (Part 3)

"Just like how I, here, can sense the taste of the pancakes that I, in the Thousand Machines, am eating."

Fuji said this, suddenly showing a somewhat subtle expression, as if savoring delicately, yet also seemed like she wanted to throw up but dared not.

After a moment, Fuji looked at Zhang Ze and said, "You should check on that monkey selling pancakes. He seems to be trying something very new lately."

Zhang Ze, "What kind of stuff?"

Fuji shook her head, "I don’t know, it’s a bit hard to describe. You’ll have to see for yourself when you get back."

Zhang Ze, "?"

He was a bit curious about how indescribable pancakes could reach such an extent of the ancient gods for someone like Fuji.

"Ahem." Fuji coughed lightly, "Let’s not talk about pancakes anymore. Xiao Jing is similar, the things you do to those colorful Sword Spirits also get somewhat reflected on him."

Zhang Ze, "So, Magical Girl Cat Lady..."

Fuji, "Hmm."

Zhang Ze, "..."

Well, that’s a good thing, I suppose.

...

Zhang Ze and Fuji found a hilltop and stood on it, pondering how to enter the Imperial City to rescue those seniors on the swing.

Even though they were far away, they could still clearly see Hakixiao, who had been made witless by Fuji’s ingenious strategy, lying on the wall of the Imperial City, staring at them.

Like a lion, though afraid of Nainai’s pain, still insisted on guarding its territory.

After watching for a while, Zhang Ze, who came up with a plan, left the hilltop.

He crouched back under a rock and started rummaging through his bag. He quickly pulled out his last mannequin bust.

This mannequin was only the upper half, and there was an issue with the face, as the tongue was somehow stuck out and couldn’t retract.

This was clearly a bit unsightly, so Zhang Ze thought for a moment and started rummaging through the Hundred Treasures Bag. He quickly pulled out a set of black hood and a black mask.

Purchased from the luxury clothing store in Thousand Mechanism Town, Zhang Ze had already forgotten why he needed these clothes.

After dressing his half-mannequin in new clothes, Zhang Ze drew a short sword, infused his aura into it, and then placed it into the mannequin’s right hand. Then he put a roll of toilet paper in the left hand.

Posing the starting posture of the Dan Dan Sword Technique, Zhang Ze set up the mannequin on the hilltop for a face-off with Hakixiao from afar.

Having done all that, Zhang Ze clapped his hands and bent down to grab Li out of the ground.

Li had somehow gnawed through the dimensional barriers set by Fuji and followed the ’scent’ to Zhang Ze.

Li, who was being held by the tail, squirmed like a big carp fish.

"How did you find me! I am the great dimensional devourer, descendant of the Golden Amber Divine Dragon, the King’s Treasure Vault’s terminator, Baiyujing’s destroyer, the Human Emperor’s driver..."

This must be a hallucination from eating mushrooms.

Zhang Ze knocked Li on the head, "Because you’re dumb. You forgot to mute when you were whispering."

Li, "Mute?"

Zhang Ze, "Don’t you remember? Our origins are linked for life. If you don’t mute, I can hear everything you say."

Li, "There’s a setting like that!?"

Zhang Ze, "..."

Not wanting to banter with Li further, Zhang Ze shared his plan with Li and Fuji.

Currently, only Sect Leader Lu and the others can hold off Hakixiao, so Zhang Ze’s idea is to have Li use her mouth to gnaw out mouse holes between different dimensions of Baiyujing.

Then, while Hakixiao is distracted, they’d switch between dimensions to conduct guerrilla warfare and rescue those seniors left hanging as Xiao Jing’s human processor, one by one.