Ghost Matchmaking: Ghost Emperor Husband and Campus Queen Wife
Chapter 50: Mr. Tu Panics, the Stirring Panda Doll
「At the Research Headquarters.」
Wang Xiuwen had to commend Mr. Tu’s integrity.
All the department members watching the big screen were also filled with awe.
"This doctor, even though he’s an Anomaly, has consistently abided by the ethical code of a physician. That’s truly rare."
"In contrast, in the real world, many doctors are always asking for red envelopes."
"Looking at it this way, our own doctors should all be learning from him!" Wang Xiuwen praised with a sigh.
After saying this, he beckoned with his hand.
A subordinate quickly came to his side.
"Go and clip that last segment. Send it to all the major hospitals in Dragon Country. Our media outlets need to publicize it widely, too!"
"Let this excellent spirit be passed on. Make sure all our doctors see it!"
"I will report this to my superiors and have all departments cooperate with you."
Hearing this, the subordinate said excitedly, "Yes, Minister!"
The practice of doctors accepting red envelopes is an unspoken rule in most parts of the world.
Dragon Country has always been very strict about this.
Such behavior has been on the decline.
However, some doctors in unscrupulous hospitals still engage in this practice. Ultimately, it stems from patients not trusting their doctors.
’What if I don’t give them a red envelope and they deliberately mess things up?’
Thinking of this, Wang Xiuwen couldn’t help but say, "If only all Anomalies could be like this Mr. Tu."
"Oh, right. Our personality profile on this Anomaly is also wrong. Revise it accordingly."
"How could we have mistaken such a good doctor for a quack?"
...
At this moment, unaware that the entire world was shocked by his actions, Mr. Tu maintained the posture of a renowned physician, presenting the best version of himself.
His back was straight, and his legs no longer felt weak!
It was as if he had truly become the paragon of medical conscience he claimed to be!
Mr. Tu then stole a glance at the pitiful-looking Ruan Chunxiang.
He could only apologize to her in his heart.
’Sorry about that, but who asked you to have a less powerful backer than her?’
’I do have my own code of ethics when it comes to accepting gifts. As long as someone gives me one, I generally don’t make things difficult for them.’
Unfortunately, things were different now.
’As long as I serve this little overlord well, then if she puts in a few good words for me with the Director, the benefits will be hundreds of times greater than a single scalpel!’
At the same time, Mr. Tu felt helpless about the clueless Ruan Chunxiang.
’You’re scared, aren’t you, sis?’
’I’m not saying sorry because you still have a lot to learn, sis!’
’How can you not even see such an obvious change in attitude?’
Just as Mr. Tu was pondering how to further curry favor with Yun Zhenyue, she spoke up first.
"Mr. Tu..."
Hearing this, Mr. Tu immediately shook his head. "Ah, no need to be so formal."
"I am over sixty years old, and you look like you’ve only just come of age, haven’t you?"
"At my age, I’m about the same age as your grandfather. Since you’ve come to my clinic, it proves we were fated to meet. If you’re willing, why not call me Grandpa Tu?"
’Grandpa... Tu?’
Yun Zhenyue’s mind went blank again.
’Is Mr. Tu trying to get chummy with me?’
’That may be so, but... didn’t we just meet?’
However, since he had said as much, and his earlier words had given Yun Zhenyue a very high opinion of him, she went along and changed her form of address.
"Then, Mr. Tu, I’d like to learn medicine. Can you teach me?"
"Of course!"
Mr. Tu’s eyes lit up. Although he often accepted gifts, to have reached his position, he was indeed quite skilled in medicine.
After learning Yun Zhenyue’s name, he smiled and asked, "I wonder, Xiaoyue, what type of medicine would you like to learn?"
"I may not be the most talented, but from craniotomies and bypass surgeries down to sprains and bruises, high blood pressure, diabetes, pediatrics, and reproductive health, I have some experience in all of them."
"Even if you want to learn gynecology and obstetrics, back in the day, I was revered by countless patients as a master of the field!"
Yun Zhenyue: "..."
She wasn’t interested in any of these subjects.
Finally, she said honestly, "I want to learn... massage."
"Massage?!?"
Mr. Tu’s eyes widened, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
’She’s asking me, an attending physician, to teach her massage?’
’What’s the difference between that and using a cannon to shoot a mosquito?’
But in order to please Yun Zhenyue, he agreed anyway.
He took a yellowed notebook from the bottom drawer of his desk and handed it to Yun Zhenyue.
"These are my notes and experiences from over the years."
"Take it. It also includes the key points of massage."
Yun Zhenyue took it and thanked him.
Then, she began to flip through it eagerly.
And just then!
The system’s voice sounded!
[Ding! You have acquired the Novice-level skill: Medicine]
"That’s all it took?" Yun Zhenyue murmured in surprise.
A great deal of medical knowledge flowed into her mind like a gentle stream.
’Does this mean I’ve learned medicine?’
’As for how to improve it?’
From now on, all she had to do was keep reading this notebook to improve her Medicine skill!
Off to the side, Ruan Chunxiang, who was sitting in the corner, saw Mr. Tu give his treasured medical notebook to Yun Zhenyue and began to question her life even more.
Her eyes were practically red with jealousy!
’On what grounds!’
’That damn scalpel from my dead Anomaly husband actually ended up hurting me!’
’Yun Zhenyue does nothing and gets to reap all the rewards?’
’Is there any justice in this world?’
’Is there any law!’
...
A short while later, as Yun Zhenyue was sitting in a chair reading the book, a patient suddenly entered.
It was a listless, scrawny male Anomaly—what some might call a "skinny dog."
He was clutching his groin with both hands, a hurried look on his face.
When he saw Yun Zhenyue sitting in the chair, the scrawny Anomaly froze for a moment.
Then, seeing Mr. Tu standing beside her, he immediately said, "Mr. Tu, you got two more little mice?"
"Just like last time. Hurry up, I’ll take her. Have her apply the medicine for me!"
"My dog bit me again. It hurts like hell!"
"You don’t have to lift a finger. I know the rules. I’ve got the red envelope ready, too!"
Mr. Tu’s expression grew cold upon hearing this.
This scrawny Anomaly was a regular.
He owned a dog and was constantly getting his groin bitten.
This excuse was about as believable as a bottle "accidentally" slipping into one’s rectum.
Mr. Tu didn’t care how he actually got bitten.
He only knew that he couldn’t let this guy ruin his reputation!
’Otherwise, wouldn’t my earlier act have been for nothing?’
’And he wants Yun Zhenyue to apply his medicine?’
’He’s got a death wish!’
"What red envelope? I never accept red envelopes!"
"If you need medicine applied, come lie down. And watch your mouth!" Mr. Tu said, his expression icy.
"Putting on an act. You’re at it again!"
"Mr. Tu, with our history, we don’t need to say much more, right? No need to be so distant," the scrawny Anomaly said with a grin.
He even specified by name, releasing his private parts with one hand and pointing at Yun Zhenyue. "Stop talking and just have her suck it out for me. It’s all swollen."
As soon as he let go, a foul-smelling stream of pus trickled down from his crotch.
Several maggots were even writhing and crawling within it.
...
Now, it was the Monkey Country audience’s turn to gloat.
Ruan Chunxiang was being ignored, but at least she wasn’t getting any attention from the Anomaly patients.
In contrast, Yun Zhenyue was in for some terrible luck!
As a doctor’s assistant, she’d have to agree to the patient’s request, right?
That’s part of a doctor’s job!
Mr. Tu wouldn’t be able to protect her now, would he?
Otherwise, what would happen to Reincarnation Hospital’s reputation?
The thought of Yun Zhenyue having to suck out that scrawny Anomaly’s pus made the Monkey Country audience both disgusted and excited.
[What a disgusting Anomaly!]
[I know this patient, he’s one of Mr. Tu’s regulars. He’ll definitely agree!]
[This Dragon Country woman deserves to be punished! Teach her a lesson for putting on airs!]
[I don’t believe there’s anything Mr. Tu can do.]
[They can’t refuse a patient’s request. Even more disgusting things have happened before.]
...
But just then, something unexpected happened!
Mr. Tu was thoroughly enraged by the scrawny Anomaly!
If it had been any other human, he might have just tacitly approved!
’But this motherfucker actually wants my little overlord to do something like that?’
’Do you think the Director is made of clay?’
’That panda doll is watching, too!’
A drop of cold sweat trickled down the side of Mr. Tu’s face.
He carefully glanced over and saw that the panda doll in Yun Zhenyue’s hands seemed to be stirring restlessly.
A violent, crimson light flickered in its right eye!
Seeing that the scrawny Anomaly was still babbling on, Mr. Tu stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar!
His other hand seized the scalpel!
"Come on, come on, let’s go outside. I’ll help you take care of this properly!"
"I guarantee you’ll have a great time!"