Chapter 51: Chapter 51: Ruan Chunxiang’s Blunder, the Monkey Country Audience is Dumbfounded

The Ghost Doctor dragged the skinny dog ghost out like a piece of trash.

Less than a minute later, without a sound from outside, the Ghost Doctor reappeared in the consultation room.

He was as kind and amiable as ever.

Except for the fresh bloodstains on the scalpel in his hand.

Noticing Yun Zhenyue’s confused expression, the Ghost Doctor smiled slowly. "My apologies for that display, Xiaoyue."

"That patient had a mental illness. I just took him to the psychiatric ward."

After saying this, the Ghost Doctor noticed the panda doll in Yun Zhenyue’s hands seemed very disappointed.

As if it had missed out on a fun game!

A drop of cold sweat slowly trickled down the Ghost Doctor’s head.

’Does this doll want to go on a killing spree or something?’

Yun Zhenyue didn’t suspect a thing.

She didn’t give the matter a second thought.

She placed the panda doll back on her shoulder and refocused her attention on the notebook.

Meanwhile, Ruan Chunxiang, squatting in the corner, was utterly astonished.

She had thought the Ghost Doctor would make Yun Zhenyue treat that patient!

’He actually killed him just for insulting Yun Zhenyue?’

’The psychiatric ward?’

’Was the blood on that scalpel fake?’

Ruan Chunxiang’s face alternated between pale and ashen.

She could see it now.

The Ghost Doctor was willing to risk punishment from the hospital just to protect Yun Zhenyue!

’What kind of magic does Yun Zhenyue possess?’

’To make a Crimson-robe level Ghost Doctor willing to slave away for her?’

’Could it be that Yun Zhenyue has some unfathomably mysterious background?’

’No!’

’Impossible!’

’I came here with Yun Zhenyue.’

’Yun Zhenyue and the Ghost Doctor have never even spoken in private!’

Ruan Chunxiang racked her brain but couldn’t figure it out. 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

In the end, she could only glare at Yun Zhenyue, her heart filled with jealousy, grinding her teeth so hard they might shatter.

...

Right then, the audience from the Monkey Country was also in a state of disbelief!

Killing a patient without authorization?

Even in a hospital in the Ghost World, that was one of the biggest taboos!

If word got out, what patient would dare come to the hospital?

How could the Ghost Doctor dare?!

And this was a regular customer!

That kind and gentle gaze...

Was he really treating Yun Zhenyue like his own granddaughter?

[I don’t get it. Has he gone crazy?]

[Why is he being so good to the Dragon Country woman? Don’t tell me they’re actually related?]

[Killing a patient just because he insulted the Dragon Country woman? How is that possible!]

[He was never like this before. He used to make all his assistants see the patients.]

[I really can’t wrap my head around it. Isn’t he afraid of being punished by the hospital director?]

[It’s also possible his personality has changed. Maybe he’s started to care about his assistants’ feelings?]

[That could be it. Let’s see if Miss Ruan Chunxiang gets the same treatment later.]

...

Soon, another patient knocked and entered.

It was an exceedingly beautiful ghost with a porcelain-white face, willow-leaf eyebrows, and a pair of shimmering, almond-shaped eyes.

It moved gracefully and silently and was also very polite.

"Hello, Doctor... I feel a bit of discomfort in my stomach. Could you please take a look?"

The Ghost Doctor saw that Yun Zhenyue’s reading had been interrupted again.

So he had the patient sit down.

Then he pointed at Ruan Chunxiang and said, "Don’t you know some medicine?"

"You, come take a look and see what’s wrong with her."

Ruan Chunxiang was stunned.

’The Ghost Doctor is actually going to teach me medicine?’

’I have to perform well, then!’

’This is my chance to erase my previous negative impression!’

Ruan Chunxiang slowly walked over to the patient, a faint trace of anticipation on her face.

Although her skills weren’t profound, she at least understood the basics of taking a pulse.

"Hmm..."

Ruan Chunxiang placed her hand on the ghost patient’s artery.

She sensed that the patient’s pulse was rather slow, and their qi and blood circulation was sluggish.

This was a "slow pulse"!

She immediately had a rough idea of the patient’s condition.

"That should be enough. I know what’s wrong with her," Ruan Chunxiang said with full confidence.

...

Seeing this, the Monkey Country audience was overjoyed!

It was finally Ruan Chunxiang’s time to shine, right?

As a genuine member of a long-standing Eastern Medicine Family, she would surely astound the Ghost Doctor!

Changing his impression of her should be a piece of cake, shouldn’t it?

[Go for it, Miss Ruan Chunxiang!]

[No matter what, medical skill can’t be faked. No matter how much preferential treatment Yun Zhenyue gets, her skills can’t compare to Ruan Chunxiang’s!]

[That’s right! Show them the power of our Monkey Country’s Eastern Medicine!]

[Why is this female ghost dressed like a man?]

[Who knows? People can wear whatever they want.]

...

Ruan Chunxiang removed her hand.

Under the watchful eyes of the Ghost Doctor and the ghost patient, she said confidently, "If I’m not mistaken, there is latent cold qi in your body. Your pulse is heavy and the pulse vessel is narrow, like a taut string."

"This type of pulse points to one conclusion!"

"—You have uterine coldness!"

The words had barely left her mouth!

The consultation room fell silent.

The Ghost Doctor seemed shocked by her words.

Ruan Chunxiang was secretly pleased with herself!

’I often check my own pulse and have experienced uterine coldness before. The patient’s pulse feels almost identical, so I’m ninety-nine percent sure of my diagnosis!’

But suddenly!

The ghost patient’s expression turned ugly.

Its eyes turned blood-red, and its short hair began to float as if in a nonexistent wind.

"Who did you say has uterine coldness?"

"You. Is something wrong?" Ruan Chunxiang asked, confused.

The ghost patient’s expression grew even colder.

But its next sentence left Ruan Chunxiang frozen on the spot.

"I have uterine coldness?"

"I hate it when people say I look like a girl!"

"You damned rat, I never should have trusted you!!!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Ruan Chunxiang’s mind was buzzing!

’What does that mean?’

’Looks like a girl?’

’Is this ghost... a man?!!’

Her face turned deathly pale with fright. She never imagined she could make such a basic mistake.

How could a male ghost have uterine coldness?

He doesn’t even have the right organs!

"I... I—"

Ruan Chunxiang was speechless. She trembled, not knowing what to do.

Finally, the Ghost Doctor spoke from the side, his voice laced with disappointment. "This is what you call knowing Eastern Medicine?"

He stepped forward to calm the patient down and then diagnosed him.

The ghost patient shot a hateful glare at Ruan Chunxiang.

"You had better not appear before me ever again."

He left her with those words, which terrified Ruan Chunxiang!

’Who knows if I’ll end up in this ghost’s instance dungeon in the future?’

She had really gotten herself into big trouble this time!

Ruan Chunxiang felt like she was drowning, unable to catch her breath.

But before she could even take a moment to recover, another patient arrived.

This was a sturdily built ghost with a buzz cut and dark skin.

It sat down confidently in front of Ruan Chunxiang and held out its arm.

"Doctor, have a look."

Ruan Chunxiang looked back and glanced at the Ghost Doctor, whose expression was clearly one of disappointment.

She gritted her teeth and summoned her last ounce of strength.

She placed her fingers on the ghost patient’s artery.

But then!

Ruan Chunxiang’s right eyelid started twitching uncontrollably!

She had felt the patient’s pulse!

But she couldn’t bring herself to say the diagnosis out loud.

Looking at the buzz cut and the stubbled face of the ghost patient, Ruan Chunxiang’s face grew even paler.

Because the pulse she felt was one of irregular menstruation.

How could this male ghost have a menstrual cycle?

"Doctor, are you done yet?" the ghost patient asked impatiently when Ruan Chunxiang remained silent.

"I... It’s—"

Ruan Chunxiang, drenched in a cold sweat, didn’t know how to answer.

"Forget it. Step aside."

The Ghost Doctor had given up on Ruan Chunxiang.

Her mind went blank, and she slowly sank into a squat in the corner.

"Xiaoyue, why don’t you come take a look?"

The Ghost Doctor had suddenly noticed the panda doll seemed bored, constantly scanning its eyes around the room.

He quickly found a task for Yun Zhenyue!

"Me?"

Upon hearing her name, Yun Zhenyue walked over.

She was a little eager to try.

Her medical skills were only at a beginner’s level, but she had a basic understanding of pulses. Mimicking Ruan Chunxiang’s actions, she carefully felt the patient’s pulse.

Finally, without a shred of hesitation, she blurted out, "You... have an irregular menstrual cycle?"

As soon as the words were spoken, the consultation room fell silent once again!

...

The Monkey Country audience watching this couldn’t help but kick her while she was down.

Ruan Chunxiang may have embarrassed herself earlier!

But as long as Yun Zhenyue also made a wrong diagnosis, then they would both be back at the starting line.

They all eagerly awaited the Ghost Doctor’s reaction!

This was a huge joke!

How could a male ghost have a period?

[This dude can get a period?]

[LMAO, that Dragon Country woman will say anything.]

[The Dragon Country’s medicine was never a match for our Monkey Country’s Eastern Medicine anyway!]

[I can already picture how furious this patient is going to be.]