Medical and Martial God

On the way to the shopping center, Gu Meng, Nangong Yue, and Bai Xi were looking all around, chattering nonstop. They looked for all the world like country bumpkins who had never set foot in a city.

Ye Xiu, acting as their driver, was left speechless. These three women were masters above the War God tier, yet their alertness was practically zero. The taxi behind them was blatantly tailing their car, and yet none of them had noticed.

One leaf is enough to foretell the coming of autumn. If these three are like this, I can only imagine how unsophisticated the rest of the Long Family must be. Ye Xiu suddenly felt that toying with the Long Family wouldn’t be challenging at all. It’s like Guanyu chopping down common soldiers. How boring!

In the taxi behind them, Long Yifei sneered from the passenger seat. "That idiot, Ye Liangchen, didn’t even notice we were following him."

"It’s better that he didn’t. We’ll catch him completely by surprise," a young man sitting in the back with two middle-aged men said with a laugh.

Long Yifei laughed. "That’s true." He was already imagining the sight of Ye Liangchen beaten to a pulp.

The taxi followed Ye Xiu all the way to the shopping center.

Long Yifei’s group waited until Ye Xiu’s party of four had gone inside before following. But the moment they entered, they were completely overwhelmed. This was their first time in a large shopping center. They had never expected it to be so big, so crowded, and so full of dazzling goods.

"Where are they? Where did Ye Liangchen and his group go?" Long Yifei looked around frantically.

"I don’t know," the other three men replied, utterly baffled.

Long Yifei’s head began to ache. After a moment’s thought, he ordered, "Let’s split up. I’ll search the first floor. Wei Tingxuan, you take the second. Wei Maoyuan, the third, and Wei Guangyu, the fourth."

"Right!"

The four of them immediately split up to search. It wasn’t long before all four of them were completely lost.

"Where am I?"

Long Yifei looked around, dizzy and disoriented. He was surrounded by shoe stores and had completely forgotten which direction he had come from, let alone where he was supposed to go.

"Excuse me, can I help you with anything?" a young man asked as he approached.

Long Yifei was far too embarrassed to admit he was lost. That would make him seem uncultured and rustic, as if he’d never been to a shopping center before.

So, he asked, "Where’s the latrine?"

The shopping center’s latrines must be like the ones in the mountains—located outside. If I can find them, I can get my bearings.

"I’ll take you there," the young man offered.

"Oh, thank you so much!" Long Yifei hurriedly followed him.

However, when he laid eyes on the restroom, Long Yifei gasped. City folk are so unhygienic! How can they put the toilets inside the shopping center? That’s disgusting!

"This is the restroom," the young man said.

Long Yifei didn’t actually need to use it, but he was curious about what a restroom in a city shopping center looked like. He said his thanks again and, trying to look like a regular, swaggered confidently into the restroom—and walked straight into the women’s room.

"AH! Pervert!"

The women inside shrieked, cursed at him, and fled.

Long Yifei was completely baffled. He muttered to himself, "I just came to use the toilet. How does that make me a pervert?"

"This is the ladies’ room," the young man said, having followed him inside.

Long Yifei froze. Back in the mountains, the latrines are unisex. Do city restrooms really separate men and women? He then asked, "If this is the ladies’ room, what are you doing in here?"

"I’m here to beat you up!"

The young man flashed a cruel smile, then suddenly kicked Long Yifei square in the crotch. He pinned him to the floor and gave him a merciless beating.

"All done!"

After five minutes, the young man looked down at Long Yifei, who was now battered, swollen, and beaten beyond recognition. He nodded in satisfaction.

"You... How dare you hit me! Do you have any idea who I am?"

Long Yifei was about to explode with rage. He, one of the six great prodigies of the Long Family and the great-grandson of Long Tianhao, had just capsized in a sewer.

What an absolute disgrace!

He roared in fury, "If you’ve got the guts, tell me your name! I swear I’ll make you regret what you’ve done today!"

The young man thought for a moment.

"My name is... Babo’erben!"

With that, he turned and left the women’s restroom.

In truth, he was Mo Luo, acting on Ye Xiu’s orders to give Long Yifei and his three companions a thorough thrashing.

"Babo’erben?"

Long Yifei had never heard of such a person, but that didn’t matter. Now that he had a name, getting revenge would be easy.

Poor Long Yifei. Having grown up deep in the mountains, he had never even seen a cartoon, so he had absolutely no idea who Babo’erben was. Even if he dug three feet into the Earth, he would never find anyone by that name.

After leaving the restroom, Mo Luo easily found Wei Tingxuan, Wei Maoyuan, and Wei Guangyu. He used the same trick to lure them into a restroom, where he first kicked them in the crotch and then beat them senseless.

Once he was finished, he sent a text message to Ye Xiu:

"Job’s done!"

At that moment, Ye Xiu was on the third floor in the women’s apparel section, accompanying Gu Meng, Nangong Yue, and Bai Xi on their shopping trip. A cold smirk touched his lips as he read Mo Luo’s message.

Meanwhile, Gu Meng, Nangong Yue, and Bai Xi had completely let loose and were having the time of their lives.

They had never seen so many beautiful clothes. At first, the three girls were as reserved as country girls visiting the city, but their innate feminine love for shopping soon awakened, and they began trying on outfit after outfit without pause.

Whatever they liked, Ye Xiu bought for them. 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

Gradually, the three girls’ impression of Ye Liangchen underwent a complete transformation. This was especially true when they went to buy underwear. Ye Xiu waited patiently outside, making no attempt to follow them in and take advantage of them. This made them realize that Ye Liangchen was, in fact, a gentleman.

Most importantly, Ye Xiu was incredibly generous. No matter how expensive an item was or how many things they picked out, he bought every single one for them.

They shopped until six o’clock in the evening. Only then did Gu Meng, Nangong Yue, and Bai Xi reluctantly stop, still wishing for more, as they had simply bought too many things to carry.

"Brother Ye, are we going back to the Long Family Manor now?" Nangong Yue asked.

Gu Meng and Bai Xi also looked at him with expectant eyes. It was clear they hadn’t had their fill of fun and didn’t want to return yet.

"First, let’s go back and drop our things off. Then, I’ll take you out for dinner, a movie, and to a nightclub," Ye Xiu said with a smile. Conquering these three simple-minded girls is just too easy. All it took was one shopping trip for them to start calling me ’Brother Ye.’ If I treat them any better, they might start calling me ’husband.’

The three women were overjoyed to hear his plan. They had never tasted the city’s cuisine, seen a movie, or been to a nightclub. Their faces filled with eager anticipation.

"Ye Liangchen!"

Just as the four of them reached the mall’s exit, a familiar voice called out.

They turned toward the sound and saw four figures with faces so bruised and swollen they were unrecognizable, standing by the entrance and staring at them.

"And you are?" Ye Xiu asked, feigning ignorance while barely suppressing his laughter.

"I am Long Yifei," the man with a red, swollen face commanded. "The four of us were ambushed and are severely injured. You’re a doctor, so hurry up and treat us."

"I don’t have time," Ye Xiu refused flatly.

He had Mo Luo beat these four up precisely to make Long Yifei come begging for his help, but Long Yifei’s current tone and attitude were anything but pleading.

"Ye Liangchen, you’re out of line!" Wei Tingxuan scolded. "Young Master Fei is giving you an order, not negotiating. Don’t be a fool."