Mr.Nobody: I am inside a webcomic?!
Chapter 30: Blossom Bunny The One
The atmosphere inside Grand Aurora Hall slowly calmed after the confrontation between Aiden and Mr.Kuroda. Soft music played again. Guests returned to their conversations. Waiters moved through the crowd carrying trays of desserts and drinks while the golden chandeliers reflected across the polished marble floor.
Aiden let out a slow breath. "Sorry about that," he muttered.
Toma crossed her arms. "You almost started a corporate boss battle in the middle of the banquet."
Aiden rubbed his forehead tiredly. "That old man knows exactly how to provoke people."
Nobody nodded seriously. "Rich villains always do that."
Aiden looked at him. "Why do you sound experienced?"
Nobody instantly replied, "Movies."
"Right." Aiden sighed again. "Anyway, I need to speak with some investors before the next part of the event starts."
Toma waved lightly. "Go, Mister CEO."
Aiden narrowed his eyes. "You’re enjoying this too much."
"Obviously.."
Aiden chuckled helplessly before walking toward another side of the hall where several executives were waiting.
[System Notification]
[Warning: Summon Storage Stability Reduced]
Nobody froze. "...Huh?"
Another screen appeared instantly.
[Blossom Bunny is requesting external manifestation]
His soul nearly left his body. "...No. WAIT WAIT WAIT....!!"
Toma blinked.
"What happened?"
Nobody immediately started pressing random buttons in the system window only he could see. "No no no no no....!"
Pop!
Blossom bunny suddenly appeared beside the dessert table with its round body, pink eyes, tiny paws. "Atta ta!"
Nobody slowly turned his head toward the bunny.
The bunny happily waved one tiny paw at him.
Nobody whispered, "...I’m fu***d."
Toma’s eyes widened instantly. "...A bunny?"
Blossom Bunny jumped directly onto the dessert table proudly.
Several nearby guests turned immediately. "Wait... where did that come from?"
"Was there always a rabbit here?"
"Is this part of the entertainment?"
Nobody internally screamed.
SYSTEM I WILL BREAK YOU.
Blossom Bunny sniffed the desserts.
Then....
Nom. It bit directly into a strawberry cake.
A rich woman gasped dramatically. "My dessert!"
"Attaa!"
The bunny grabbed another cream puff and jumped away.
Nobody facepalmed hard. "This is a disaster."
Toma, meanwhile....
Completely ignored the chaos. Her eyes sparkled. "Oh my god..." She walked closer slowly. "It’s adorable."
Nobody said," Is she fu**** serious right now? Girls are really unpredictable...." Nobody pointed aggressively at the bunny. "No. No it is not. That thing is dangerous."
Blossom Bunny looked toward him innocently while cream covered its tiny mouth. "Atta?"
Toma immediately picked it up carefully. The bunny happily sat inside her arms. "Look at this little face! Does it look dangerous in any way?"
Nobody stared in betrayal. " Bunny you betrayed me...."
Blossom Bunny rubbed its fluffy head against Toma happily. "Attaa ta!"
Then suddenly....
It jumped out of her arms straight toward another dessert table.
"WAIT....!"
Too late.
Crash!
Several macarons fell onto the floor.
One businessman stepped back in horror. "WHO BROUGHT THIS CREATURE HERE?!"
Another guest shouted, "It bit my tie!"
A waiter looked traumatized. "The bunny is eating imported chocolate!"
Nobody grabbed his forehead. "This is why civilizations collapse."
Toma laughed uncontrollably. "You’re overreacting."
"Overreacting?! It’s causing chaos like that!"
Meanwhile....
Blossom Bunny had somehow climbed onto a decorative ice sculpture in the center of the hall. The guests stared upward in confusion.
The tiny bunny stood proudly at the top like a conqueror. "Atta taaaaa!"
Nobody pointed upward dramatically. "LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE GUY. He really thinks his conquering something."
Toma was barely holding her laughter anymore. "It’s just energetic."
"It has destroyed seventeen desserts in under three minutes!"
Then....
A familiar voice appeared behind them. "...Why does weird stuff always happen near you?"
Aiden stood there holding a glass of juice while staring at the chaos surrounding the bunny.
Broken desserts, panicked waiters, confused guests.
Toma trying not to laugh and Nobody looking spiritually exhausted.
Nobody answered immediately. "...Coincidence."
Aiden looked directly into his nonexistent face. "That word has lost all meaning around you."
"Fair point." Nobody replied.
Suddenly....
Blossom Bunny launched itself off the sculpture straight toward Aiden.
Aiden’s eyes widened. "Wait...."
Atta!
The bunny landed perfectly on his shoulder. The nearby guests gasped. Aiden froze completely. The bunny sniffed his hair once. Then sat comfortably like it owned the company.
Nobody immediately burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHA!"
Toma almost collapsed from laughing too hard. "Aiden it likes you!"
Aiden looked deeply offended. "Why is there a rabbit on me."
Blossom Bunny pawed his cheek softly. "Atta."
[System Notification] Blossom Bunny 10 luck has been applied
[System Notification] Male Lead’s Favorability Increased
Aiden slowly sighed. "...Okay maybe it’s slightly cute."
Nobody pointed dramatically. "The hell.... Did the bunny just increased the favouribility of Aiden towards it!"
Then suddenly....
Blossom Bunny noticed the massive chocolate fountain nearby. Its pink eyes sparkled.
Nobody immediately sensed danger. "...Oh no...little dude!"
The bunny jumped off Aiden’s shoulder and rushed toward the fountain at terrifying speed.
Nobody shouted, "SOMEBODY STOP IT!"
Too late.
Splash!
The bunny disappeared directly into the chocolate fountain.
Complete silence filled the hall.
A waiter dropped a tray. "...Did the rabbit just dive into chocolate?"
Nobody stared blankly. "Yes."
Three seconds later....
Blossom Bunny emerged dramatically from the fountain completely covered in chocolate. "ATTAAA TA!"
The hall exploded into chaos. Some guests laughed. Others screamed.
One child pointed excitedly. "Mom! Chocolate bunny!"
Toma completely lost control laughing. "What is even happening right now HA HA HA!" Even Aiden turned away trying to hide his laughter.
Nobody looked toward the ceiling tiredly. "...I should’ve stayed at the bank."
Toma finally picked up Blossom Bunny again.
Chocolate covered its ears and tiny paws. Yet somehow it still looked proud of itself. "Atta."
Toma smiled brightly. "You’re so cute."
The bunny rubbed against her affectionately.
Then....
[System Notification]
[Summon Blossom Bunny has formed emotional synchronization with target: Toma]
Nobody nearly choked. "...Excuse me WHAT?!"
Another system message appeared.
[Bond Level Increased]
Nobody pointed angrily at the air.
"WHY IS THE BUNNY GETTING MORE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAN ME?!"
Aiden finally laughed openly," Not attracting chaos, huh?"
Nobody sighed," No comments."
Thus, the banquet was turned into chaos
Mr.Nobody: Of course it was, narrator dude.