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Chapter 107: Kidnapping Fairy Silver Star Sage... Is that bravery or stupidity??

My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 107: Kidnapping Fairy Silver Star Sage... Is that bravery or stupidity??

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Chapter 107: Kidnapping Fairy Silver Star Sage... Is that bravery or stupidity??

[If one did not seek death, the they would not die. This concept was not supposed to be hard to understand.]

[To kidnap an expert like Silver Star Sage... Shall we call that extreme bravery or sheer stupidity?!]

[Looking forward to a good show!]

[Looking forward to a good show! +2]

[Looking forward to Fairy Silver Star Sage finishing them off!]

Xiao Shen blinked in confusion.

Kidnapped??

Even experts could also be kidnapped?!

Or, maybe, it was because of her current identity as the Young Miss of the Jiang family....

He raised a brow and tilted his head slightly. "Everything would be okay, right?"

He felt like the Silver Star Sage’s condition was somewhat abnormal and that her strength was rather low. Even still, he continued to regard her as a powerful expert due to the influence of the Viewers.

[Don’t worry, Anchor. Surely Senior Silver Star Sage has a lot of means in her disposal.]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage’s condition was somewhat abnormal...]

[Anchor should go and check it out!]

[Anchor should go and check it is out! +2]

[Anchor should go and check it is out! +3]

[Anchor should go and check it is out! +4]

"Hmm, it is somewhat strange." Xiao Shen frowned in thought.

For someone to have the balls... Ugh, no she was a woman.

Correction, for someone to have the effrontery to kidnap an expert, they would surely have the means to deal with that expert!

This meant that Senior Silver Star Sage might actually be in danger!

"Hmm?" Tian Hua cocked her head and looked at him. "Shen-Shen, what is strange?"

Xiao Shen looked around and lowered his voice. "Hua-Hua, was Senior Silver Star Sage in a strange state before she was taken away?"

"Hmm." She frowned in thought and nodded her head. "Yes. She got drunk really, really quickly! Aren’t powerful experts supposed to be able to hold their drink well?"

"She got drunk? That really is abnormal!" Xiao Shen said. He looked at her in thought. "Do you think her drink was spiked?"

Even he would not get drunk from drinking a few cups of red wine, not to talk about an expert Cultivator that godlike existences feared and respected!

"Right... It might have been. Maybe." Tian Hua shrugged her shoulders with a hollow laugh.

She absolutely would not let him know that she was the one who constantly urged her to take another glass so she could freeload the secrets of cultivation from her...

"Hmm." Xiao Shen frowned in thought.

[Anchor, Senior Silver Star Sage might actually be in danger!]

[Right! If you save her like a knight in shining armor, surely you would obtain a lot of benefits from her!]

[Anchor, turn and walk away!]

[Kill the impostor, Anchor!]

"Fuu..." Xiao Shen sighed and spread out his hands. It seemed like he would have to involve himself after all!

He shook his head and looked at Tian Hua. "Hua-Hua, I’m going to do something. You stay here, alright?"

"Eh?" Tian Hua blinked in confusion. "What are you going to do?"

Xiao Shen looked around once again and lowered his voice. "I think Senior Silver Star Sage might be in danger! Someone might have impersonated that aunty and is currently taking her away!"

"Ah?!" Tian Hua’s eyes widened in shock, surprise.... and delight?

She looked at him with excitement evident on her face. "Like young masters who want to use aphrodisiac and extract her innate pure yin energy?? Or is it a Flower Stealing Bandit dual cultivator who goes about stealing the first time of fairy maidens everywhere?"

"....." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

My dear Hua-Hua, why exactly were those specific scenarios the first ones to come to your mind?!

He shook his head. "No, it’s nothing like that!"

Then he patted her head. "Stay safe, Hua-Hua. Try to notify the others if anything seems wrong, and immediately vacate the building!"

"Hmm." Tian Hua nodded reluctantly.

She had actually wanted to come with...

"Good." Xiao Shen nodded his head.

He looked up at the chandelier hanging on the high ceiling out of habit and smiled forcefully.

«[Viewer #### has gifted you x5 strength!]

«[Viewer ##### has gifted you x5 speed!]»

«[Viewer ’Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master’ has gifted you an item from the new Wuthering Heavens gift set, <Ragestorm> technique!]»

Ragestorm technique?

Xiao Shen blinked in confusion.

Also, what the hell was this Wuthering Heavens gift set?!

At the same time, another message popped up.

«[Channel moderator: "Streamer Xiao Shen, each Viewer who becomes recognized by you would enable you unlock a special gift set based on their abilities."]»

Eh?

Xiao Shen blinked in confusion once again.

So there was actually something like this!

He remembered that this ’Channel Moderator’ figure had earlier said that the Viewers true names were protected for his safety. However, if he ’unlocked’ their identities one by one, would this problem not be evaded?

After all, as his worldview got more and more shattered by the day, he would be able to accommodate whatever happens to his mind upon recognizing the figures behind the ■■■■s!

***

"Ah, when I reach the True Immortal realms and become ultra super powerful, I will surely leave the clan and come to live as a rich person in the mortal cities!" Brother Fu said as he looked around the exquisite hallways inside the Jiang family mansion.

"Humph. If that is your sole goal, then you might as well stop cultivating." Sister Zheng sneered coldly and folded her hands. Her eyes shone with passion as she looked up at the ceiling. "To defeat all beings in the myriad realms and stand at the top, seizing control of the heavens and suppressing the whole of the earth, that is the essence of cultivation!"

"....." Brother Fu was speechless.

Sister Zheng, your ambitions are really terrifying!

Together, they followed the aura of Sister Luo, while she followed the scent of the Jiang family’s young miss over to it’s place of highest concentration.

Cultivators who had opened their nose aperture usually had an extremely strong sense of smell, and could easily find someone’s abode within a place by the residual scent they left behind!

Meanwhile, Bai Ningxue stalked them from behind without the lot of them having the least idea. Seeing the decor, even she herself could not help but sigh in her heart.

Immortals strived to surpass the shackles of mortality and spent their lives practicing the arcane, suffering all sorts of trials and tribulations. But mortals got to live their short lives in luxury.

It was truly depressing!

***

Brother Fu, Sister Zheng and Sister Luo eventually made a rendezvous at the personal room of the Jiang family’s young miss, Jiang Feibai.

"Wow..." Sister Luo, who was currently impersonating the caretaker, Auntie Cai, looked around the room in awe. The Jiang family truly had spared no expense when it came to their only daughter!

"When I have my own immortal cave, I’ll make sure it looks just like this!" She said with a smile.

"Bah, it’s too much pink." Brother Fu shook his head in disagreement. If the room were plain white or painted in black, surely it would have looked better.

"That is what makes it sooo pretty!" Sister Luo said.

"No way. Too much of a good thing is bad. The ceiling is pink, the rug is pink, the walls are pink and even the door is pink. The pinkness is overwhelming!" Brother Fu said.

"...." Sister Zheng.

What the heck concerns the color pink and the heaven defying treasure item that they came here for??

She used her hand to smack Brother Fu on the back of his head. "Focus!"

She looked at Sister Luo and said. "Sister Luo, drop her on the bed. Brother Fu, take the wheelchair and leave through the window first."

Brother Fu nodded as Sister Luo effortlessly carried a half awake Xiao Yin, no, the ’Jiang family’s young miss’, and put her on the bed.

CLANG!

He opened the window and jumped straight out, only to crash into the anti burglar bars.

"....." Brother Fu.

"....." Sister Zheng.

"....." Sister Luo.

Brother Fu sat up and gave a hollow chuckle, scratching the back of his head. "Ahaha, it seems like it broke..."

He had fallen back on the wheelchair, and it had been destroyed.

This fool...

Sister Zheng sighed and massaged her brows. She shook her head. "Tear the bars apart, idiot!"

"Right." Brother Fu nodded his head and stood up, using his hands to pull on the bars.

CRASH!

This time, the entire window with parts of the walls was completely torn off!

"....." Brother Fu.

"....." Sister Zheng.

"....." Sister Luo.

Apparently, the strength he had used to crash into the wall was so great that, even if the bars themselves did not break, the wall holding them had developed cracks.

Sister Zheng sighed deeply and shook her head. She could feel her liver begin to hurt.

Surely the Fu in Brother Fu’s name stood for Ah Fu.¹

[¹Ah Fu is a rough pronunciation of the English word Oaf]

This fairy maiden began to wonder how exactly she had ended up with this kind of creature, no, this kind of person in the first place!

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