Bai Ningxue watched the lot of them in silence from a corner. Brother Fu’s clumsiness made her shake her head in pity.

How has this fellow managed to survive for so long in the cultivation world!?!

She was not a cultivator, but a practitioner of the magic system. Still, even she knew about the barbarous methods of the cultivation system.

As a magic practician, one only had to be wary of bad eggs, like Warlocks. Oh, and succumbing to madness. And offending eldritch horrors. Also, one must not forget ancient evil gods and twisted cults...

Anyways, once a magic practitioner avoided all those things, then they would be safe to continue practicing until they became Immortal Arcane Masters.

But cultivators, on the other hand, had to be wary of young masters, Demonic Faction cultivators, old seniors, and even each other!

With all those dangers fraught about, how had such a simple minded klutz lived for so long??

***

At the same time, Xiao Shen went to a secluded corner and looked up at the sky, or, well, at the ceiling in this case. He sighed and looked at the stairs. "Viewers, I’m about to follow up the suspected kidnappers and see if I can manage to rescue Fairy Silver Star Sage. Please support me with your power!"

The bullet chat screen exploded with comments.

[We’re right behind you, Anchor!]

«[### has gifted you x5 strength!]»

«[### has gifted you x5 speed!]»

[Ahaha, this new gift pack based on Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master looks interesting...]

«[### has gifted you an item from the <Wuthering Heavens Gift Set>, ’Cry the Skies down’]»

[Anchor would need a secret technique that can make him unnoticeable or invisible!

@###, stop being a stingy old coot!]

[Bah, I don’t want to be recognized and have my ultra cool abilities turned into a gift set that anyone can give away!]

[I have an invisibility type magic clothing!]

«[### has gifted you <Invisibility Cloak]»

[Damn ###, now you all are making this old man look bad.]

«[### has gifted you two strands of hair.]

"...." Xiao Shen.

Two strands of hair?

Really??

He twitched the corners of his lips and cupped his fists. "Thank you all for the support!"

He walked further down as though he was heading to the men’s room and quickly made the mental command of ’withdrawing’ the cloak.

A flash of blue light and a zing sound suddenly appeared, and Xiao Shen found a leather coat in his hands.

He raised his arms and slipped his body into it. However, or rather, as expected, he was unable to see his own body as soon as it was covered by the cloak!

The moment he put on the cloak, it was as though air and light could suddenly pass through his body. It seemed as though he did not exist, and thus, could not be seen.

"Cool!" Xiao Shen exclaimed in surprise.

Every guy had dreamt about being able to turn invisible at least once in their lives. Whether they wished that they had Invisibility powers so that they could peep at pretty girls, or so that they could avoid someone... some even wished for it so that they could use the invisibility and rob banks or something of the sort. In essence, everyone had once wished that they could become unseen, and it had actually happened to him.

Crazy, right?!

Anyways, as Xiao Shen had thrown on the cloak, he could not be seen!

"Ah, you’re too eager, Mr Han." A woman’s voice suddenly said.

"Fufufu, I’m as starved as a hungry wolf when it comes to you~"

"But, ahn, Mr Han... Are you not afraid of your, oh! Of your wife catching us one day..."

"Bah! That old hag can go along and die in a ditch. Besides, forbidden fruits always taste the sweetest, just like you

"Ahn, Mr. Han, come eat me up, then~"

Uncomfortable ’wrestling’ noises then followed suit...

[Anchor, there is a wrestling match going on somewhere]

[Anchor, go steal his woman!]

[Tsk, doesn’t Anchor have better things to do?]

[Bah, the world thrives on oppressing single dogs...]

[You’re literally a monkey.]

[Doesn’t change the fact that he’s single. Been single since the time of the Jade Emperor’s court]

[#####, Do you really think I don’t dare beat you to death?!]

[We are all going off track! There is something more important to do!]

[####, you’re just like a mom. If you don’t nag, then you’ll feel very uncomfortable, right?]

[Bwahahaha]

[@####, what important thing?]

[Oh, I don’t know, f*cking save Fairy Silver Star Sage?!]

[Anchor can save Fairy Silver Star Sage later!]

[Anchor should go take a look!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Another woman trying to seduce my Anchor with her lewd body, she shall surely eat a lightning sandwich!]

"....." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips and looked at the door.

The urge to seek death rose in his heart like a raging tide.

Forbidden love, CEO romance, adultery, blackmail and a thousand other crappy romance plots came to mind.

If he were to burst the door open and catch them both in the act, would he not be able to blackmail them both?

He was briefly tempted to use the invisible state to take a look, but shook his head and decided against it. He was a man of culture who refused even Tian Hua’s blatant advances. If he could refuse a pretty girl like his Hua-Hua, then this situation was nothing!

Not to mention the fact that he did not want to offend powerful people who could go out of their way to make his life stressful, he did not even need money at this moment.

What was the point in blackmailing them, then?

It was not like he could pop in and take off the cloak, saying: Hey, I was just passing by and I heard you two f*cking in the toilet and I came to say hi.

That was a very stupid situation!

[I am becoming increasingly convinced that Anchor is gay...]

[Same here!]

[Yaoi! Anchor should dump Little Miss and find a Little Mister instead!]

Xiao Shen was speechless.

He really could not understand how the brains of these god-like existences worked!

At that moment, a new message appeared in the bullet chat screen.

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: F*ck! I’ve gotten kidnapped!]

Xiao Shen was surprised and he went towards a secluded corner and looked up at the sky. Taking off the hood of the cloak, he said. "Ah, Senior Silver Star Sage, you can still communicate?"

"This is a connection on the soul level, of course I can communicate! My body is drunk and weak and is being carried away by three fellows. It is a shame to say this, but... save me!]

[Pfft!]

[Pfft!]

[Pfft!]

[I and my little friends have been struck dumb! Did the almighty Fairy Silver Star just ask for help?!]

[Mom, the world has come to an end!]

[I can’t believe my inexistent ears!]

[Holy cr*p!]

[This must be a fake Fairy Silver Star Sage!]

[Truly, this must be a fake Senior Silver Star Sage!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: A fake Silver Star Sage!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

He suddenly felt bad for Fairy Silver Star Sage...

***

On the other hand, while being carried by on a fleeing Sister Luo’s shoulder, Xiao Yin suddenly went speechless.

At this moment, she felt very, very aggrieved.

Wasn’t helping each other a natural human instinct?! Why was her asking for help suddenly a crime?!

***

Xiao Shen nodded his head. "Fairy Silver Star Sage, where are they taking you to? Tell me so that I can come over and save you!"

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: I am being carried on someone’s shoulder!]

[Eh? Senior Silver Star Sage, can’t you just finish them off?]

[That is something you can do without even using your pinky finger!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: I drank the wine of this era... My body is too drunk to do anything!].

Xiao Shen shook his head. "Tell me where you guys are and I’ll come get you!"

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Oh, I’m being loaded on to a flying sword... Now the sword has flown off

..]

Xiao Shen cursed out loud. "F*ck!"

If she was on a flying sword, was there really any chance in saving her?!

He remembered that guy surnamed Fang from the day before yesterday, and recalled how the fellow pewed away in the blink of an eye.

Flying swords were very fast!

At the same time, the couple who had been wrestling in the toilet came out with flushed faces and their clothes in disarray. They both saw a floating head talking to itself in the corner and widened their eyes. "F*ck!"

Was that not the head of one of those young waiters serving drinks at the party?!

"F*ck!" Xiao Shen exclaimed again upon seeing them.

Even in the livestream’s bullet chat, several messages popped up at once.

[F*ck!]

[F*ck!]

[F*ck!]

[F*ck!]

The woman’s eyes rolled in their sockets and she directly lost consciousness, while the man was still there, rooted to the floor with his mouth hanging open.

Xiao Shen looked at him, and he looked at Xiao Shen.

Xiao Shen suddenly felt a headache c

oming on.....

Update, some people saw my head floating in the bathroom. One is down, one is dumbstruck. How do I deal with them?

Note: silencing is not an option!

Urgently awaiting replies!!!