Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head. He slipped the hood of the invisibility cloak back on...

Wait, why the f*ck did the invisibility cloak make even his face invisible when he only wore it over his head??

Xiao Shen had no idea.

Anyways, putting on the invisibility cloak, he walked towards the guy while addressing the stream. "Uh, Viewers... Does anyone know where exactly to hit someone so they would get knocked out?"

The stream exploded with comments once again.

[Crotch!]

[Twist the neck 360°]

[Anchor, go for the nerves behind the ear!]

[Punch to the face!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: lightning bolt??]

«[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master has gifted you an item from the Wuthering Heavens gift set, x1 Lightning bolt!]»

Xiao Shen looked at his palm and noticed that a small lightning shaped scar was etched on to it. Immediately, it began to hurt a bit and glow with a bright golden light, while information on Voldemort, ugh, I mean the method of using it, came to mind.

"Hmm." Xiao Shen nodded inwardly. Then, he raised his hand out of the cloak and sent a palm strike at the fellow’s face.

"Aah!" The poor fellow yelped in fear as a palm had suddenly materialized out of thin air before his brain could properly process what was going on. His fight or flight responses kicked in and he backed off, aiming to run back to the hall.

But, before he could make a move, the palm smacked him hard on his face and send him flying.

CRASH!

The poor fellow crashed straight into the door and slid down pathetically before falling into a welcome state of unconsciousness.

"....." Xiao Shen.

He had forgotten that his body currently contained far more strength than that of an ordinary human...

"Why did the lightning not strike, though?" He raised a brow and looked at his palm. The lightning shaped scar was still hurting and shining in a bright golden light.

According to the information that had come to him, the palm would release a very weak bolt of lightning once he used the secret technique. He was supposed to think of releasing the lightning, and the lightning would be released.

He had clearly thought of the lightning, but why had no lightning come?

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Anchor, did you use the right mental runic inscription?]

[Many magical techniques of the cultivation system use mental runic inscriptions these days.]

[Does Anchor have any mental energy?]

[True... No matter how awesome he’s going to be in the future, Anchor is definitely still a super ordinary mortal right now...]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Bah, it’s alright as long as you imagine the rune! It looks like the Chinese characters; 物性, only that they’re stacked on each other.]

"Hmm." Xiao Shen frowned in thought and imagined the two characters stacked upon each other. Then, at the same time, he imagined lightning coming out of his palm.

BANG!

A streak of golden yellow lightning suddenly shot out of his palm and struck the pitiful guy right in the middle of the chest, making him cough out a mouthful of blood.

"....." Xiao Shen.

F*ck! He’s not dead, right??

[I feel like that fellow’s luck today isn’t good at all!]

[Lightning a candle for poor mortal guy]

[Lightning two candles for the pitiful mortal guy...]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: The flying sword has come to a stop. I’m now in a forest.]

"Oh!" Xiao Shen smacked his forehead. He had almost forgotten about Fairy Silver Star Sage!

He sighed and proceeded to toss the pitiful man’s body, no, he wasn’t dead... maybe. It would be more fitting to say that he rolled the pitiful uncle’s unconscious person into the toilet and left him there.

Then, he looked at the woman and looked back at his hand...

Before proceeding to let her taste a bolt of lightning too.

If he did not do so, then it would not be fair!

After all, weren’t women campaigning for gender equality these days?

BANG!

The pitiful elder sister’s body also shuddered violently due to the shock, and he carried her back to the toilet, placing her by the pitiful uncle’s side.

This time, he compensated for the lightning strikes by placing her on top of him.

If the pitiful uncle’s luck was good, then he might even score another round!

Real heroes never wear capes... Xiao Shen smiled to himself as he left. Then he frowned.

Heroes don’t wear capes, but he was wearing an invisibility cloak...

Was there not something wrong with the situation??

Tsk, what am I thinking?! I’ve got to go save Senior Silver Star Sage!

He sighed and shook his head, removing all irrelevant thoughts. Speaking out loud, he asked. "Senior Silver Star Sage, please describe any major landmarks so I can come find you!"

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Sure I’ll look for any distinctive landmarks now. Please hurry up. I will surely reward you well.]

[Ohoho, Anchor has struck it rich!]

[@Fairy Silver Star Sage, Senior please reward me too~]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: @###, you’re shameless! Do you want your main body to kiss a lightning bolt?! Obviously, if Fairy Silver Star Sage wanted to reward anyone, then it would be me!]

***

At the bottom of a huge tree, Xiao Yin twitched the corners of her lips.

What in the heavens would she have to reward these fellows for?!

***

Xiao Shen, on the other hand, felt stifled. His livestream bullet chat had basically turned into a group chat at this point...

He then sighed once again. "Does anyone have a teleportation skill or technique? I’m willing to accept a single, no, two requests!"

Sometimes, the god level existences would choose not to gift him stuff. He could not force them, and also could not thicken his face enough to grovel all the time. Thus, he thought up this exchange method, and it was working rather well.

The only catch was that he now owed almost six unfulfilled requests...

But, hey, that was not his fault. After all, the other party had not yet asked for anything in the first place!

In an instant, several messages popped up on the bullet chat screen.

[Bah, Anchor should run]

[Running is more fun!]

[I have a secret magic technique that allows one to teleport!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: the lightning flash technique in my Wuthering Heavens gift set would allow you to turn into a streak of lightning.]

[Ohh, Senior, was that the technique you used that time? The one that it’s cost made you lose your right breas—]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Little #####, if you don’t seek death then you won’t die!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: @Little ####, is that you~

It seems like I’ll be paying your Limitless Cloud Mountain sect a visit after I’m done with my business here...]

[... Senior, my main body died when the Limitless Cloud Mountain Sect was destroyed...]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Eh! It was destroyed?!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Silver Star, you did not know! You’re the one who destroyed it while trying to beat a dog to the death! Literally!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: .....]

Xiao Yin was completely speechless!

Xiao Shen was also very speechless.

Why did the conversation jump over to destroying some Limitless Cloud Mountain sect?!

Xiao Yin had been looking around while Brother Fu, Sister Zheng and Sister Luo were busy setting up illusory techniques that would make the area they were at untraceable for a while. She quietly closed her eyes and used the soul wisp she detached to link with the ’network’ of fate, space and time that was connecting Xiao Shen with so many powerful existences.

She would have to study that platform later, it seems...

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: There is a patch of forest over here. This patch has most of its trees broken down, but only at the tops. Besides, there are faint traces of some magical techniques from the Arcane arts system here!]

"...." Xiao Shen felt stifled in his heart once again. That place seemed rather familiar!

F*ck, don’t tell me that they just took her over to the forest next to the university town!

What sort of coincidence was that?!

Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head.

Bad things always happened to him whenever he was in forests.

He had met grave robber Mu Laoban in a forest, who then tried to kill him. He had met Mu Laoban’s daughter in the periphery of a forest, who then proceeded to send people to kill him because he killed her father.

He had met Chu Miao in a forest... Ah, that could be said to be a fortuitous encounter so we will leave that one out...

Mmn, right.

He had met, well, decided to meet with, the two Warlocks in the forest, and ended up dying multiple times!

Surely there was some bad karma between him and forests!

***

In the forest, Bai Ningxue frowned and looked around. She was still in the shadows and had not been noticed by the three cultivators up ahead.

She thought to herself, this place is full of mana, meaning that more than three Arcane praticioners were here...

Her teacher had tasked her with the role of watching Xiao Shen and making sure that no other Arcanist takes him due to the aura of immortality he was emanating. Since the energy auras of more than three Arcanist were present here, did that mean that others had noticed him already??

She frowned her face.

Surely I’ll have to see Teacher this very night. These three idiots really should hurry up and get that so called Heaven defying treasure item!