Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!-Chapter 280 - 180: Straight Guy Flirting with Girls
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Tang Sanzang, with a blackened face, said, "What ’neck-posting skill’? You just hit me! I told you, I’m not old Tan, not old Tan! If you can’t recognize me, look at the clothes to tell, okay?"
The Yellow Lion Spirit, with a face full of astonishment, said, "Ah? I... I got it wrong again?
I’m so sorry, truly sorry, really sorry.
It’s just that I’m used to identifying bald heads, this... this has gotten...
My apologies, deep apologies..."
"Go, go, go, hurry up and go!" Tang Sanzang impatiently shooed away the Yellow Lion Spirit and then continued to delightfully gaze at the beauties around him.
The Yellow Lion Spirit was puzzled, stroking his chin, muttering to himself, "That’s not right... With the force of my blow just now, even an elephant should have gone down. That guy’s neck... it’s like it was cast from steel..."
Suddenly, the Yellow Lion Spirit had an epiphany, slapping his hand, "I got it!"
The Yellow Lion Spirit intelligently analyzed, "Originally, Tang Sanzang was an ordinary Monk, which is why Mount Meru arranged for Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, and others to escort him all the way, even providing him a White Dragon Horse as transportation. But now, this Tang Sanzang, having lost these protectors and without a horse to guide him, had to rely solely on himself to get here.
If he could make it here on his own, he must have started cultivating.
Otherwise, there’s no way he could have come this far alone!
It seems I’ve underestimated his strength..."
With this in mind, the Yellow Lion Spirit touched his own hand, "This time, I need to get serious!"
After speaking, the Yellow Lion Spirit once again mingled into the crowd, reaching for that shiny bald head...
Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang also could no longer restrain his restless little schemes. Seeing a beauty, he immediately approached her, about to strike up a conversation.
Instead, the woman greeted him respectfully, "Great Master, happy holiday."
Her eyes were full of respect, without a hint of impure thoughts.
In the face of such a woman, Tang Sanzang also felt a bit reluctant to proceed.
Tang Sanzang looked at his Kasaya, then touched his bald head, smacking his lips, "Damn it, this monk outfit is a bit of a hindrance to business! Time to change!"
Tang Sanzang looked around, and, when no one was paying attention, he sneakily stole a piece of clothing and found an alley to change into it.
Looking at the robe on his body, he smiled with a grin, "This time, it should work... hehe."
Having changed into new clothes, Tang Sanzang confidently blended into the crowd, beginning to look for targets to chat up.
At that moment, the Yellow Lion Spirit also quietly arrived behind him, raising his palm high, serious this time, with demonic power coursing through his body!
"Down!" the Yellow Lion Spirit cried out in his heart.
Bang!
The Yellow Lion Spirit watched, disbelieving, as the bald man slowly turned his head again.
Tang Sanzang’s face was fierce as he said to the Yellow Lion Spirit, "Are you f***ing done with me?"
The Yellow Lion Spirit hastily said, "No way, could I have mistaken the person again? Big brother, you said to look at the clothes, but then you changed your clothes... that... that’s not my fault!"
Tang Sanzang looked at his own clothes, frowned, and said, "That... seems to be the case indeed."
The Yellow Lion Spirit said, "Right? So... I won’t disturb you anymore, I’m going to continue looking for Master Tan."
After speaking, the Yellow Lion Spirit hurriedly left, thinking as he went, "I underestimated him; worthy of being a disciple of the Buddha. To think he could advance so far in cultivation in just one day! Next time, I’ll have to use all my strength... otherwise, I really won’t find a proper excuse to get away.
Ah, if only I hadn’t agreed to not show my powers in public, I could’ve just swept him away with a wind, avoiding this hassle!"
The Yellow Lion Spirit felt a little down, a fierce glint flashing in his eyes, "Damn it, for your bald head, Great King, I ran several trips. This time, I’ll make sure you lie down for half a month first!"
Thinking this, the Yellow Lion Spirit turned around and headed back toward the bald man.
Tang Sanzang then started to focus on the beauties again, meanwhile contemplating, "The beauties of Yuhua City are quite something. When I buy that brothel, I’ll invite a few of them along... That way, the journey won’t be lonely, haha..."
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Just as he was feeling smug, he suddenly sensed a surge of killing intent!
Yellow Lion Spirit approached, raising his hand high like a knife, with a fierce light flashing in his eyes, "Fall down!"
Bang!
A figure shot up into the sky, soared towards the heavens, turned into a meteor, and disappeared into the sky.
Tang Sanzang slowly withdrew his raised fist, then turned around and said, "Uh... what did I just hit? Never mind, it’s unimportant. Whoever dares to harbor killing intent towards this monk deserves to die."
Having said that, Tang Sanzang happily continued to watch the beauties, looking for his next target to strike up a conversation with.
Meanwhile...
Bang!
A figure heavily crashed onto a small mountain thousands of miles away, startling a flock of birds into flight.
It took a while for Yellow Lion Spirit to recover from his stupor, sitting on the ground, he rubbed his head and looked around in bewilderment muttering, "Who just sneak attacked me? That’s so shameless, sneaking up on me while I’m attacking someone else! Too shameless!
"The despicable sneak attacker, if I catch you, I won’t let you live!"
After his rant, Yellow Lion Spirit stood up, looked towards Yuhua City, leapt into the air, and bellowed, "Tang Sanzang, I’m back again!"
"Hey, sis, where are you off to?"
On the street, a bald man in a long robe sidled up to a girl buying rouge, with a sleazy smile on his face.
The girl first froze, then let out a scream, "Pervert!"
She turned and ran.
Tang Sanzang wasn’t disappointed, he simply turned to the next target.
"Beauty, walking’s so tiring, want me to carry you?" Tang Sanzang said to a girl who kept complaining about being tired.
The girl’s face flushed red and she cursed, "Stinking pervert!"
Then she ran off as well.
Tang Sanzang commented unhappily, "Running off so fast and then complaining about being too tired to walk, liar! Big liar!"
"What should I eat?"
A beauty muttered to herself while looking at the surrounding restaurants, seeking something to eat.
Tang Sanzang’s eyes lit up, and he quickly approached her, "Beauty, on such a lovely day, let me treat you to..." Tang Sanzang felt his pockets, then remembered he had left all his money with Sha Wujing, and quickly changed tack, "Um... how about you treat me to dinner?"
The beauty rolled her eyes, "In all my life, you’re the most shameless person I’ve met."
Then, she walked away.
Tang Sanzang said discontentedly, "If you don’t want to treat me, that’s fine, but why insult me?"
Upon hearing this, the beauty stopped, turned back to look at him and said, "Insult you? Others may only covet my body, but you, you even covet my money. Tell me, shouldn’t I insult you?"
Tang Sanzang shamelessly moved closer, "You could covet my body too, a little give and take, doesn’t it even out?"
"Get lost!"
The beauty cursed outright.
Tang Sanzang didn’t get angry, but looked dumbly at the girl in front of him who stood at 1.75 meters tall, boasted a pair of long legs, and was furiously cursing at him.
Her cursing vocabulary was quite limited, repeating the same few phrases over and over, "You filthy lecher, you filthy wolf, go away! You bloody baldy..."
Tang Sanzang just stood there, watching, listening, as if he was enjoying every moment.
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