"Smoky ham flavor."

Chen Yu Ying picked a red lychee-flavored candy for Lin Li.

"Yawn—" Holding hands and watching the street scenes flash by outside the window, Lin Li suddenly yawned and looked at Chen Yu Ying with a bit of lazy drowsiness, "I got up too early, I'm a little sleepy."

Chen Yu Ying was not considerate this time, instead, she stared at Lin Li with dissatisfaction:

"Lin Xiaoshi, how did you promise me yesterday? You said you would have a good rest last night. After you said goodnight to me last night, did you go play games and watch videos again?"

Chen Yu Ying had heard about the four ultimate lies on the internet.

Which are "LOL," "I'm over 18," "I have carefully read and agree to the above terms," and "going to sleep."

For many people, saying "going to sleep" online does not mean actually going to sleep.

It means "exiting all chats + playing games for a while + scrolling through Weibo and WeChat Moments for half an hour + watching videos for a while + getting a bit excited + going to sleep" throughout the whole process.

"Actually, I slept well last night, but for some reason, I'm just inexplicably sleepy now." Lin Li blinked, looking innocent.

Chen Yu Ying shook her head suspiciously, "I don't believe it."

"Really, really."

"Then swear that you're not lying to me."

"I can't do that."

Chen Yu Ying crossed her arms, silently watching Lin Li, her eyes saying, "See, I knew it."

"The first part 'Actually, I slept well last night' is true, but the second part is false, so I can't swear." Lin Li added with a smile, "I'm not inexplicably sleepy, I know exactly why."

"Why?"

Instead of answering right away, Lin Li leaned back a bit, and with a look of confusion from Chen Yu Ying, naturally lay down on her soft, warm thighs, well satisfied, and yawned:

"Because I get sleepy when I see a pillow."

Now Chen Yu Ying knew the guy's real intention.

Sleepy, huh?

The intention was never about the 'wine,' but rather what's between the 'legs.'

Lying on Chen Yu Ying's lap, Lin Li's cheek, even through the fabric, could feel her skin's warmth and elasticity, while his nose was filled with her faint, pleasant fragrance.

Nice.

Chen Yu Ying felt a bit tense, with a girlish shyness, but she soon relaxed.

Seeing Lin Li lying comfortably with his head to one side and deliberately closing his eyes as if asleep, Chen Yu Ying raised her hand in a mock gesture to hit him, but when her hand came down, it was gentle.

Her heart felt like being tickled by a feather, soft and ticklish, in the end, she just playfully ran her fingers through his somewhat messy hair, styled earlier this morning.

Seeing him like this evoked more warmth from complete dependency and affection.

"You styled and sprayed your hair, and now lying down ruins it all." Fingertips twirled through his slightly stiff hair, Chen Yu Ying gently reminded.

"Hair can be fixed again," Lin Li opened his eyes and looked up into her clear eyes, smiling brightly, "but missing a lap pillow would be a real miss. I can tell which is more important."

Analyzing it rigorously, lying on his side now, his face is facing outward, eyes closer to the knees, hence able to make eye contact with Chen Yu Ying.

If he laid facing Ying Bao, oh, then eye contact wouldn't be possible.

Ying Bao, Ying!

"Tch..." Chen Yu Ying made a soft scoffing sound, and after a few seconds, she softly said:

"Who said missing it means it's missed? I never said you can't lie down in the future."

"Hehe." Lin Li gave a small laugh:

Don't be stubborn, Monitor, if Dingding and Jiujiu saw me with a lap pillow, and either of them started to make a fuss, you'd just reflexively kick me sky-high and into the sun. Wait until then when you didn't do this, then say, 'I never said you can't lie down' again!"

Perhaps Lin Li's description was too vivid, as Chen Yu Ying actually imagined Lin Li being kicked away by herself, and the girl giggled out loud.

Then pouted her lips, avoiding eye contact with Lin Li, and didn't deny it, "I don't have your thick skin..."

These two are indeed troublesome, have to figure out a way to get rid of them.

Lin Li pondered for a moment, then looked at Chen Yu Ying again:

"Monitor, can you ask them if they're interested in making big money? My friend opened a company in Northern Myanmar, it's thriving now. If they go there, meals and accommodations are included, and the work is easy with high income, ask if they're interested."

"Go sleep, no scamming allowed." Chen Yu Ying laughed, gently covering his mouth with her hand.

"Pervert!"

Chen Yu Ying wiped the bit of saliva from her palm onto Lin Li's face, speaking with a mix of shame and annoyance.

"It's because my tongue accidentally fell out due to gravity." Lin Li explained.

"Slap."

Chen Yu Ying didn't speak, just lightly slapped him as a response.

Lin Li continued lying down, while Chen Yu Ying continued playing with his face and hair.

Lin Li actually wasn't sleepy at all, sleeping was impossible; he was enjoying the softness against his cheek, eyes open, occasionally looking ahead, occasionally at Chen Yu Ying.

"What's this?"

While lying on Chen Yu Ying's lap, Lin Li's view changed significantly, noticing what seemed like a card tucked into the gap beside the driver's seat. It was a perfect moment to play dumb and shift focus, so he reached over and pulled it out.

It was a hangable notice card.

"Dear passenger, I am mute, if possible, please report your phone number's last digits upon boarding. I apologize for any inconvenience caused."

"Huh? Sir, you can talk, right? Why do you have this card in your car?"

Lin Li curiously sat up, showing the card to the driver while asking.

— The driver had asked them for their phone number's last digits when they got in, definitely not mute.

"Oh, that thing." The driver glanced at what Lin Li held, understandingly laughed and explained:

"I'm not very talkative personally, and I don't quite enjoy speaking. It gets a bit annoying when I meet passengers who love to chat."

"If I engage, it can be annoying, if I don't, I risk getting a poor rating. So, I made this card to hang, and it's pretty effective, saves a lot of hassle."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, quite impressive.

"Then why isn't it hung up now? I see you're not keen on talking now either," Lin Li inquired again.

"Alas." The driver sighed.

"Last time, a passenger felt sorry for me and gave me an 88 yuan red envelope tip, I, I... alas, couldn't help but say thank you boss at the time."

Lin Li, Chen Yu Ying: "?" 𝚏𝕣𝐞𝗲𝐰𝕖𝐛𝐧𝕠𝕧𝚎𝚕.𝐜𝚘𝗺

It seemed to touch on a sore subject, as the driver's expression grew more sorrowful and helpless:

"As a result, not only did I lose that money, but he reported my behavior to the platform, and the platform fined me 300 yuan from my deposit, how could I dare hang it anymore?"