The Most Random System
Chapter 871 - 416: Lin Li’s Favorite People Ranking—Chen Yu Ying Only Third, the First Is Actually Them!
With the driver's actions, Lin Li felt that even if a mute saw it, they'd probably be speechless too.
A-ba a-ba a-ba.
The flaw evidently appeared when he couldn't hold back the words "Thank you, boss," proving once again that "Silence is golden" — if you're not silent, the gold is gone.
"Uncle, I think you could create a sign saying your throat's been uncomfortable lately and deliberately make your voice hoarse while speaking. Wouldn't that be safer and more appropriate than being mute? Even if you talk, passengers wouldn't mind."
Lin Li offered an improved suggestion.
"This is indeed feasible, reliable. I'll try it later." The driver nodded.
Since the driver showed 'social anxiety' characteristics, Lin Li no longer continued the conversation and shifted himself back to sit beside Chen Yu Ying.
Seeing this, Chen Yu Ying turned to look at Lin Li with a hint of doubt in her eyes, "Not sleeping anymore?"
With such close proximity, he couldn't lie down.
"Afraid I'd numb your leg." Lin Li reached out, gently rubbed her thigh over her skirt, and smiled, "Saving up the sleepiness, will find a chance to lie down later."
"If it's numb, I'd tell you. I'm not mute, you know," Chen Yu Ying's voice was soft, with a barely noticeable hint of teasing.
If you don't treasure the chance to lie down now, tomorrow it won't be possible.
"Not mute?" Lin Li heard the invitation from Chen Yu Ying but couldn't resist his playful spirit:
"That's a pity, originally, if you were mute, I'd take pity on you and transfer $88 to you."
Chen Yu Ying was slightly stunned, then couldn't help but laugh, taking the mute sign from Lin Li's hand and putting it back in its original place.
Driver: "..."
What the heck.
I've only said two words to you two, how did I become part of your fun? Indeed, I still hate talking to humans!
Suppressing her laughter, the smile in Chen Yu Ying's eyes didn't fade as she looked at Lin Li, her voice carrying a hint of laziness, "If you're not sleepy, then I'm sleepy."
Upon hearing this, Lin Li raised an eyebrow, understanding Chen Yu Ying's meaning, and patted his shoulder, chest, and thigh, warmly inviting:
"Please! Feel free to use any part you want, lie down how you like, use how you wish!"
Chen Yu Ying thought seriously for a moment, then gave her answer, "I want to use your thighs."
"Alright, my dear customer, go ahead~" Lin Li immediately made room, symbolically dusting his leg like a diligent shop assistant, flattering.
Lin Li wasn't at all worried about the awkward and somewhat vulgar scenario of lying down and the 'pillow' turning into three legs — ever since gaining a control buff over his limbs during the fall outing, Lin Li could adjust size and shape at will.
The bull was no longer just a bull, but a 如意.
如意如意,按我心意.
No matter how the storm gathers, he remains — immovable!
"Alright," Chen Yu Ying nodded and continued with a directive, "Lin Li, now open the car door and run hard with your legs, follow the car to Puchun."
Lin Li: "..."
What the heck, so that's how you're supposed to use your legs.
"..."
"Lin Li, I don't care when you got in! Now come out of my girlfriend's body and back into mine!" Lin Li was furious, gloomily staring at Chen Yu Ying being possessed.
Although this sounded a bit odd, like Lin Li, the victim, being NTR'd by Huang Mao Lin Li face-to-face.
It felt like a priest commanding a demon to leave a boy's body while the demon demanded the priest leave first.
Chen Yu Ying laughed until her body shook like flowers in the wind.
After calming down and meeting Lin Li's equally smiling gentle gaze, she gently tugged his hand, signaling him to come closer, and softly said with a voice even sweeter than usual:
"Come here, I need to lean on your shoulder."
"Okay." Lin Li happily agreed, immediately positioned himself, and steadily lent his shoulder to Chen Yu Ying's side.
Chen Yu Ying snuggled over, carefully giving herself to Lin Li's shoulder.
Warmth spread from the point of contact, and Chen Yu Ying felt that the curve of Lin Li's shoulder unexpectedly fit her forehead and side face perfectly, not too hard to cause discomfort but providing enough steady support.
Her body unconsciously relaxed more, now in a curled-up posture, like a cat that found its nest.
Lin Li's warmth permeated through the thin fabric, warming her temple. The lingering scent of shampoo and bath soap enveloped her, overpowering the unfamiliar smell of the car.
Very comfortable, very pleasant.
After a moment of enjoying this quiet comfort with eyes closed, Chen Yu Ying, not really sleepy, retrieved her phone, tilting the angle to match her head, checking notifications on social media.
Lin Li's head tilted towards Chen Yu Ying, his chin brushing her hair, now lowered gazing interestedly at the content on Chen Yu Ying's screen.
But when Chen Yu Ying opened WeChat, seemingly preparing to chat and send messages, Lin Li thought for a moment, then turned his face aside, picked up his own phone, and looked at his own.
Seemingly aware of Lin Li's proximity and withdrawal, Chen Yu Ying tilted her head and looked up at Lin Li, who had shifted his gaze, contemplating before showing a smile.
She gently placed Lin Li's phone on his leg, then held Lin Li's right hand, accurately capturing his thumb.
At this moment, Chen Yu Ying's phone screen was already operated by her left hand, staying on "System", "Password and Security".
Next came "Fingerprint", "Add fingerprint".
She then silently and intently pressed Lin Li's thumb over the fingerprint recognition area, one touch after another, until the screen displayed "Added Successfully".