Mr.Nobody: I am inside a webcomic?!
Chapter 21: Bear Vs Bunny
The bear turned fully toward Nobody. Its eyes locked in on Mr.Nobody with a ferocious look.
Grrrrrrrrr!
The bear roared and charged way too fast.
Mr. Nobody let out a breath.
"Oh, man..."
Mr.Nobody didn’t waste a second. He turned and ran.
Heavy footsteps slammed behind him. Trees shook. The ground trembled.
Grrrrr.... The bear was chasing him with heavy roars.
"WHY IS THIS THING SO FAST?!" Nobody shouted while jumping over roots and rocks.
His breathing grew rough. Behind the visor, sweat rolled down his neck.
The system window appeared before him.
[SYSTEM WARNING]
TARGET: KING GRIZZLY BEAR
HP: 2100/2100
THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
WARNING:
User survival probability without combat assistance: 13%
"THIRTEEN PERCENT?!"
Mr.Nobody was running deeper into the jungle, far from their campsite and Toma.
"What the hell...." he muttered, breathing hard.
Slashhhhh!
Its claws barely missed his back.
A tree behind him split apart instantly.
Nobody looked back for one second.
"...Nope. Nope. Nope. I’m cooked."
[system] User may purchase items using remaining points
"Yeah, thanks for the amazing advice, genius!"
A shop interface opened while he was still running. Multiple weapon tabs flashed before his eyes.
[Weapons]
[Skills]
[Items]
He scrolled rapidly.
"Sword... too hard." 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂
"Hammer... hell no."
"Grenade... WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT?!"
Then....
He froze.
[Bunny Boxing Gloves]
Description: Metallic combat gloves shaped after bunny fists.
Special Feature:
Skill unlock available after purchase.
Price: 40 Points
Nobody stared at it.
"...You know what? Screw it."
"Purchase!"
[40 POINTS DEDUCTED]
[ITEM ACQUIRED:
BUNNY BOXING GLOVES]
The next second....
He stopped running.
The bear was already right behind him. Its jaws opened wide.
"Oh FAAAH!!"
SLASHHHH!!
Nobody barely leaned sideways in time.
The claws tore through the air beside his face. Even the pressure alone hurt.
"WAIT UP, GRIZZLY! LEMME HIT YOU BACK AT LEAST ONCE!"
Mr. Nobody shoved both hands into the floating system screen and pulled something out.
Metallic gloves covered his fists instantly. It was like silver heavy Bunny-shaped knuckles.
"...Okay these actually look sick."
Grrrrr The bear roared again and lunged.
Nobody stepped forward instead of backward.
BAM!!!
His fist collided directly with the bear’s jaw. A shockwave burst outward.
The bear staggered. Blood splattered onto the grass.
[SKILL UNLOCKED]
SHOCK PUNCH
Effect:
Attack Power +100 while active
[BEAR HP:
2100 → 1980]
The bear blinked in confusion. Like it couldn’t understand what just happened.
Nobody slowly looked at his own fist. "...Holy crap." Then his confidence instantly skyrocketed. "YO THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?!"
The bear roared furiously. GRAAAAAAAHHHH!!
It slammed both paws downward.
Nobody rolled away barely in time. The impact shattered the ground where he had stood. "So we’re destroying terrain now?!"
The aggressive beast turned again still not backing down.
Nobody cracked his neck slightly,"Alright then."
BAM!!
Another punch landed directly into the bear’s ribs.
A loud cracking sound echoed.
[CRITICAL DAMAGE]
[BEAR HP:
1980 → 1740]
The bear stumbled backward violently this time.Blood dripped from its mouth.Its breathing became rougher.
But instead of fear....Grrrrrrrrrr!
Its rage only increased.
"...Yeah. You’re definitely a tough one."
The bear charged again.
Nobody inhaled deeply. Then....
[system]
Unlimited Crowbar Swingers Activated
Shoooosh....
Swoosh....
Swiiiiish....
One crowbar after another appeared around him like floating weapons. The metallic sounds echoed rapidly through the forest.
Nobody grinned beneath the helmet,"Ohhhhh now we’re talking."
The bear lunged.
Nobody swung his arm.
CLANG!!
A crowbar slammed into the bear’s shoulder.
Then another.
Then another.
CLANG!
CLANG!
CLANG!!
The forest exploded into nonstop metallic impacts. Each strike hit harder due to the boxing gloves’ bonus effect. Blood splashed across the grass. The bear roared continuously in pain.
[BEAR HP:
1740 → 1610]
[BEAR HP:
1610 → 1490]
[BEAR HP:
1490 → 1320]
"HOW THE ACTUAL HELL YOU’RE STILL STANDING?!" Nobody yelled.
The bear answered by throwing itself directly at him.
SLAM!!
Its paw crashed into his chest. Mr. Nobody flew backward and smashed through a tree trunk.
CRACK!!
Pain exploded across his body.
For a moment....
His vision blurred. The helmet flickered.
[DEFENSIVE GEAR ACTIVE]
Damage reduced by 48%
[Minor Healing Applied]
Nobody coughed,"...Okay that hurt."
The bear slowly approached again. Its body was injured now and covered in wounds. But it was still terrifying.
Its HP bar hovered above it.
[BEAR HP:
1320/2100]
The bear growled deeply.
Nobody pushed himself back up slowly. Then laughed tiredly.
"Heh...What kinda ridiculous life am I living right now? A faceless office worker fighting a giant bear in a bunny helmet inside a weird webcomic world....?...Yeah my life is officially insane."
The bear roared again.
Nobody’s red glowing eyes sharpened. "Alright enough playing around."
He lifted his hand. "System."
[Awaiting Command]
"Unstore bike."
The next second....
VRROOOOOOMMMMM!!
The crimson bike burst out from the system window like a beast escaping a cage. Its headlights glowed brightly. The engine roared through the forest.
Nobody immediately jumped onto it.
The bear charged at him again.
Nobody grinned. "Let’s see whose built different. A bunny or a bear."
VROOOOOOM!!
The bike accelerated instantly. The ground tore beneath the wheels. Trees blurred around him.
The bear roared and rushed forward too. Both sides moved directly toward each other with fast speed. Then....
Nobody pulled the bike upward. The front wheel lifted. The entire bike launched into the air.
For one brief second....
Everything slowed. Moonlight reflected across the helmet visor.
The bear looked upward. Its wounded body unable to react fast enough.
Nobody twisted the accelerator fully. "TOO LATE, GRIZZLY FOOL!!"
BOOOOOOMMMM!!!
The bike smashed directly into the bear with terrifying force.
A shockwave burst outward through the forest.
The beast staggered violently. Its body shook. Its eyes turned white for a second.
Then....
The bear slowly collapsed onto the ground.
THUD.
The entire forest became quiet.
Nobody sat there breathing heavily,"...Holy shit."
Smoke rose from the bike slightly. His hands trembled from adrenaline.
He slowly stepped off the bike.
The bear wasn’t moving anymore. Its HP bar flickered weakly.
[BEAR HP:
120 → 0]
TARGET ELIMINATED
REWARDS CALCULATING...
Nobody stared at the corpse. "...I actually won against that thing!"
He walked closer carefully. Then suddenly....
The bear twitched. Its massive paw slowly lifted again.
"No no no no NO....!" Nobody instantly prepared another punch.
But....the paw fell weakly onto the ground. The bear finally stopped moving completely. Now it was dead.
Nobody stared for another few seconds before relaxing."...Okay now it’s dead. Yo bear, you’re dead, right?"
He sat down beside a tree breathing heavily. The night wind passed through the forest quietly.
Then....
A system sound appeared again.
[QUEST COMPLETED]
Reward:
+90 Points
Bonus Reward:
Predator Slayer Title Acquired
Title Effect:
Minor intimidation effect against wild creatures
Nobody blinked,"...Predator Slayer? I guess the title isn’t that bad."
He looked at the massive corpse on the ground. "Now what am I supposed to do with this?"
The system responded.
[system window] User may store the item in inventory
He blinked.
"Item...?"
He looked at the bear.
Then back at the system.
"You want me to store the whole bear!!" Nobody sighed deeply. "...Honestly at this point nothing surprises me anymore.... Alright. Sure. Why not. Keeping it there, lying like that, is more suspicious."
He pointed at the corpse awkwardly. "Store."
The body vanished instantly.
Mr.Nobody stood there quietly. Then let out a small laugh. "Wow... system, you got one hell of a appetite."
Thus, a fight between a bunny and a bear ended.